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If I know I'm going to get fucked, the night before I have miwsli as my evening meal and take a couple of imodium (loperamide) before I go to bed. I tend not to eat during the day anyway. A couple of hours before I expect him I have some more imodium and will have had a quick douche to make sure. Works for me...

If I'm fucking unless it's in proportions to make someone into scat happy, well, isn't that why you keep a towel handy? My tongue isn't long enough to get shit out, but if I get some in my mouth while rimming, I just spit it into his face and move on. Let him deal with it. If I end up with a really shitty dick, he's going to at least attempt to clean it before I use the towel.

Let's face it, the arse is a two way street. Giving a top a clean (or even cleanish) ride is common courtesy, but give the bottom a break: many anti-HIV drugs have IBS like side-effects so unless he knows precisely how his medications affect his arse, allow him a little leeway. I've learned how to control my medication when I'm expecting to get fucked and part of that involves taking a drug I wouldn't normally take (imodium - as my doctor says, it's better out than in). If I hit lucky in bottom mode (unlikely in the middle of the countryside) I'd tend to forego getting fucked, suggest using toys or keep it oral, but there are times when shit happens...

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Think a top owes the same common courtesies to his bottom(unless there is some agreed upon shit scene) I want my ass munched long and deep at some point know I'm gonna want to kiss him sure don't want a mouthfull of my shit anymore than I want a mouthfull of his.

that said accidents do happen both Top and bottom owe it to each other to avoid those.

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@Deepanalnut and TonyRedux: Thanks for the thanks! :-) On a personal note, I'd be GLAD to offer my (obsessively) cleaned hole for both of you to use anytime.

@others: Physiology is a weird thing. I don't have a good diet, and it's sometimes a pain to clean out. There have been times when I have tried for 4 hours to get clean, and never did. Then there are times when it takes 30 minutes and I'm clean for as long and as many as I can go. The key is knowing your body and what works best. Over the years, I've developed techniques, etc. for cleaning out, including changing my eating habits the week before a slut-trip and the like. If I'm making a trip to a bath house then it usually takes me about an hour to clean out, with an hour wait just in case. Of course there's also constant monitoring when I get there. For quick fucks, I clean out best I can, carry an enema bulb with me in my bag, and hope for the best. More than once I've had to say no when I got there because, even though I was squeaky clean when I left my house, the ride to the guy's place dislodged something that I couldn't fix quickly.

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I always show up for a date or go the Bathhouse or a Fisting party with a spick and Span Cleaned out Colon. Not only is shit a turn off to the top, but also a turnoff to me because of the odor - I know right away! So while I may spend some time making sure it's all claan, It's worth the effort. No top has come back to me in the past and say 'Jeeze you were a real shitty fuck' - instead, I get many repeats :-)

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If I know I'm going to get fucked, the night before I have miwsli as my evening meal and take a couple of imodium (loperamide) before I go to bed. I tend not to eat during the day anyway. A couple of hours before I expect him I have some more imodium and will have had a quick douche to make sure. Works for me...

If I'm fucking unless it's in proportions to make someone into scat happy, well, isn't that why you keep a towel handy? My tongue isn't long enough to get shit out, but if I get some in my mouth while rimming, I just spit it into his face and move on. Let him deal with it. If I end up with a really shitty dick, he's going to at least attempt to clean it before I use the towel.

Let's face it, the arse is a two way street. Giving a top a clean (or even cleanish) ride is common courtesy, but give the bottom a break: many anti-HIV drugs have IBS like side-effects so unless he knows precisely how his medications affect his arse, allow him a little leeway. I've learned how to control my medication when I'm expecting to get fucked and part of that involves taking a drug I wouldn't normally take (imodium - as my doctor says, it's better out than in). If I hit lucky in bottom mode (unlikely in the middle of the countryside) I'd tend to forego getting fucked, suggest using toys or keep it oral, but there are times when shit happens...

imagine its a two way street if Im fuckin you stupid and end up with a shitty cock sure your gonna attempt to clean it fuckingood before I grab a towel

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I like to suck a cock fresh from my ass and I do not in the least enjoy seeing or smelling or tasting poop, my own included. So I keep my hole clean. I eat a good diet, full of natural fiber so I can clean myself out naturally as the first layer of defense. Secondly I eat small and regular meals, but if I know I want to go fucking on Friday I won't eat much the few days before and nothing the day before. The best way for me is to take meth and not eat for days in a row and shit everything out. A starvation diet makes me feel empty. I clean with enemas. I soap my hole with perfumed body wash.

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A quick rinse doesn't always work for me. I'm not sure if it's due to me having a very high metabolism (I am naturally thin but eat about twice as much as most people I know) or due to something entirely unrelated, but food seems to move rapidly through my system, so a rinse that would keep another bottom clean for an evening just doesn't cut it for me.

I usually take about 3 hours to clean out (I like to get squeaky, ass to mouth clean, and know I will stay that way for several hours). I go in the shower, use the hose, rinse out as deep as I can several times over like 20 minutes, take like a 30 to 40 minute break, then repeat the process.

Usually the first rinse cycle gets rid of about 90% of what's in my bowels, the 2nd cycle gets rid of the remainder (water usually starts running totally clear halfway through the 2nd cycle), and the 3rd cycle is just me making 100% sure I am clean. Sometimes a 4th cycle is required if anything comes out in the 3rd cycle. If my system is upset, I just don't play that night. I did like 5 cycles once when I was going to be getting barebacked live on webcam, even though I knew I was clean, I was nervous so I did an extra couple of cycles.

I've had guys tell me I'm crazy and cleaning out doesn't take more than 15 minutes or whatever. Several of these guys have bottomed for me (or had me use dildos on them), and they turned out to not be clean at all, so it's pretty clear they had no fucking clue what they were talking about.

For me, cleaning out takes time and effort. If a top doesn't accept that, they are free to go fuck another bottom and risk getting shit-cock. There's more bottoms than tops, but for every one top that sneers at me for taking hours to clean out, there are 2 more who respect and appreciate the time I put into making sure my hole is clean and ready for them to bareback. So even if some guys laugh at me for it, I'll keep cleaning my way, thanks.

DeepAnalNut: You're very welcome. Even though I am mainly a top, when I do bottom, I will take great lengths to be clean.

Bttmboy4daddy: My process is similar to yours. Although I am not thin, I am slightly stocky (not a bear but too small for a cub but definitely not a jock or twink), I do the same cycles as you but more. Unfortunately, for me, 13 years ago I had a major operation where both portions of my small and large intestines were removed. As a result, I have the douche shower enema kit and start early. I fill up to the max before holding it in as long as possible. First round usually 90% of everything. Second round, getting clear. Third clear. Usually I am fine by that point. BUT... I wait about 45 minutes and move around. At that point, everything from all the deep cleaning decides it is now time. So, repeat the process again. Round Four is usually the same as round two and then finally on the sixth squeeky clean for any kind of play.

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When I was an escort, I was douching so often, I could go for an entire week without having a regular bowel movement! :drool:

CalMark: Even though I am not an escort, I wish I could but that's another discussion on its own, I find that if I clean deep on a regular basis my bowel movements also become less regular. I wish this isn't the case. I also have been watching my diet much more. I noticed I am eating a lot more leafy salads plus I have added more supplements and two Psyllium capsules a day. Usually before bed time. That helps with my normal morning movements.

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My clean out routine is similar to those detailed above. If I can't get clean in about an hour then I don't get fucked. Sure, when in a relationship fucking was not always spontaneous but we had enough sex to overcome that.

It's great to be able to present a clean arse for rimming, fucking and A2M.

Travelling can really mess with a diet and clean out routine and it would be useful to know what frequent travellers do to be clean?

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