Lousy tops

[Guest Matias47]

I hate a top that just simply can't fuck. You know the type, one position, think they're tough, give short little rabbit strokes. Jesus. A lot of guys think all they have to do is put it in and move it around a little. You need to use the entire shaft, get some rhythm going. Move around. Build some passion if not for the bottom, for the act itself.

A lot of tops think they're the ones in control -- well, that's laughable. I'm always the one in control -- the moment I discover a lousy lay, he gets kicked to the curb. Your cock is there to serve me, not the other way around. When I bottom, I'm still the dom. Even the time I got pegged in both ends at the same time, I still controlled the action.

[TonyRedux]

good luck finding the lesbianic top who can put up with u.

[PhoenixGeoff]

good luck finding the lesbianic top who can put up with u.

That's why God in His infinite goodness gave us ball-gags.

[HungLatinDom]

Heh. Good luck with that sort of attitude. Since there are less tops than bottoms, we can be more selective. And I do not hesitate to use that advantage. A couple of guys here have been tried to behave like that.

I remember one that was really insistent in me fisting him. I love fisting, but I love fucking more, and I do both. He was just asking every couple of minutes to be fisted, until I stopped, got my underwear on and threw him out of my apartment. To this day, he still sends messages.

I understand that you can not be into the type of fucking a top can deliver, but setting the fuck in terms of your domination just will piss the tops away. There's always another hole, and a lot of times a hotter, better, hole. Don't give us reasons to look for it.

[Pig Bottom]

I hate a top that just simply can't fuck. You know the type, one position, think they're tough, give short little rabbit strokes. Jesus. A lot of guys think all they have to do is put it in and move it around a little. You need to use the entire shaft, get some rhythm going. Move around. Build some passion if not for the bottom, for the act itself.

A lot of tops think they're the ones in control -- well, that's laughable. I'm always the one in control -- the moment I discover a lousy lay, he gets kicked to the curb. Your cock is there to serve me, not the other way around. When I bottom, I'm still the dom. Even the time I got pegged in both ends at the same time, I still controlled the action.

A lot of them have a chip on their shoulder and try to act tough. They think they have the grand prize and can treat others like shit. I don't want a fucker who is boring and doesn't let me try things too. A great top will let the bottom control some of the action too. I hate to tell them, because they don't want to know, but it's not all about the top. A lot of straight men are shitty fuckers and they don't know it. I remember one girl telling me that the guy she fucked fucked like a jackhammer, but not in a good way.

Edited February 25, 2012 by Pig Bottom

[Inception]

A lot of the tops on this site are dedicated homosexuals with a lot of experience. That's cool and all, but of little interest to all of us. It is definitely way hotter to lay a guy who doesn't get to fuck ass all the time - whether he is "str8" or even just a gay guy who is inexperienced. I would chase one of these guys over a "pro-top" anyday. The tubs are great for meeting inexperienced guys experimenting. They especially have no clue how many guys are willing to bend over and think you are something special when you do - especially when you are also masculine. I don't expect them to be totally pro, and I'm not gonna kick him out. I'll give him some tips as we go and make sure I rock his world.

Top 3 things that surprise inexperienced tops:

1) It goes in all the way! No woman has ever taken it this deep in her ass!

2) There's no shit?

3)What just happened? It just got tighter like you're squeezing or something? Did you do that?

[Pig Bottom]

a lot of the bad fuckers are in European porn like in cheap Czech films. But in those both the top and bottoms suck. The bottom will only suck the head of the dick, and never the shaft and the top will only fuck with the head of his dick.

[lower_bucks_bottom]

I knew one top that didn't know how to fuck at all. He new he had stick his cock in my ass, but after that he didn't do anything, just lay there. I had to start pumping my ass on his cock. It was a new experience for him. Needless to say he loved it, but he never did learn to fuck.

[Pig Bottom]

I knew one top that didn't know how to fuck at all. He new he had stick his cock in my ass, but after that he didn't do anything, just lay there. I had to start pumping my ass on his cock. It was a new experience for him. Needless to say he loved it, but he never did learn to fuck.

One of my favorite things to do with long dick guys is that they keep their dick there and let my gyrate on it.

[lower_bucks_bottom]

Oh yeah! I love when a guy gets in a push up position with just the head of his cock in my ass and I bounce my ass up and down on it until he cums. I will cum too just from my cock rubbing on the sheets

[barefootbob]

I have one that we hook up from time to time, I have to play with his nips for 45 minutes then get a less than 5 minute fuck, always the same way, me facedown. hey at least I am getting some

[calrockxxx]

I agree there are some tops who just aren't fun. I had a guy once with Viagra dick who clearly wasn't going to cum and there was a line of guys waiting to dump loads in my ass. I politely told him I needed a break (I was bored), he obliged, and once he was gone I just turned around and said "who's next?"

If you're in control, why don't you just tell him what you want? I've found most guys take direction pretty well when they're naked and fucking, especially if they're newbies. (I like newbies since they tend to cum quickly and then I can move on to finding the next trick to give me a load.)

[DaddysCumDump]

Is there such a thing as a "lousy top"? I've never really experienced that. If you work together, you should always have a good time.

What I have experienced, however, is when a guy says he's a Top and he isn't. He just finds me cute and wants to play. That's frustrating! If he's upfront from the outset, then I can make a conscious decision and I do enjoy playing with other bttms. But don't sell me something only for it to be revealed otherwise when we get back to my apartment...

[Pig Bottom]

Is there such a thing as a "lousy top"? I've never really experienced that. If you work together, you should always have a good time.

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That's the thing some tops just want you to be a hole they don't want to work together, they want all the power. Some of those can still be good fucks. I see some bottoms just bent over taking it, not doing any moving or participating. I like to move around, I like to change positions, I like to have sex when I fuck, not just be a hole.

and the lousiest tops are the ones that can't get hard or can't stick it in.

[DaddysCumDump]

That's the thing some tops just want you to be a hole they don't want to work together, they want all the power. Some of those can still be good fucks. I see some bottoms just bent over taking it, not doing any moving or participating. I like to move around, I like to change positions, I like to have sex when I fuck, not just be a hole.

and the lousiest tops are the ones that can't get hard or can't stick it in.

Being a "hole" can be a lot of fun - it can depend upon my mood. I love masculine, verbal, dominating Tops and there are times when I just present myself and say use me.

But completely agree with you in terms of moving around and changing positions. I often first like to climb on top of my Man. It gives me an element of control in that I can work his cock inside me and get comfortable with it before we proceed into different positions.

And what is that quote: "A good man is hard to find. But a hard man is good to find..."