What Every Good Boy Scout Knows

[Guest faggot hole]

The Scouts' motto is "Be prepared."  While I was never was a Boy Scout (although I've certainly scouted boys (and men) since I was in high school), I  have tried to live by that motto.  I am always ready for what comes my way -- cleaned out every morning and alert to any possibility walking down the street. 

 

But today, the motto took on a new meaning.  My friend, the UPS driver who delivers to our office has a wonderful and massive cock in those brown shorts, and, if he is running ahead of schedule and therefore has the time, he will favor me with a load or two, using the company mail room or a supply closet for our rendezvous.  

 

Well this morning, He let me know I was in for a treat, and I, knowing his incredible girth and length, lubed-up my hole.  Then, before he could unzip, he got a call on his cell phone saying his girlfriend had been in an accident and was on her way to the hospital.   He took off, and there I was, pants down around my ankles, ass lubed.  

 

Well, so 20 minutes later I took an early lunch and stepped into Abercromie & Fitch  to look at some slacks I had noticed in the window.  The clerk was totally hot (and helpful, of course), and when the first pair i tried on were a little baggy, he offered to get me a size smaller.  When he returned, he caught me literally with my pants down, wearing little more than my jock.  He immediately closed the door to the dressing room and told me to bend over.  I complied and he was in my ass in an instant, quite easily, as I already was lubed up. 

 

In less than five minutes he dropped an incredible load.  "Thank you, Sir," I said. 

 

He responded "You always pre-lubed?"

 

"Not always, but I will be from now on." 

 

"Good," was his reply as he slipped out of the dressing. room.  

[seaguy]

Now that is good customer service.

[FatFuckPigMA]

I've always said the only difference between Abercrombie & Fitch and a gay bar is a mirror ball.

[Guest faggot hole]

Now that is good customer service.

Excellent customer service, Seaguy.  Yesterday i stopped by Abercrombie after work, just to see if the same clerk was around and lo and behold, He was.  He just directed me to the dressing room and joined me there (after making me wait for maybe 10 minutes).  But the wait was worth it.  And i had lubed myself before leaving the office. 

[Bttm2go]

Good customer service and why are the UPS guys always so hot?