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How to Use a Drunk Blond Boyfriend


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When I first started seeing my ex he was a raging alcoholic.  After he was 'reformed' he became holier than thou and turned into a lifeless and withholding piece of shit when it came to sex.  I'm not saying that by stopping the booze that guys aren't fun anymore.  Far from it.  But this asshole totally lost any semblance of a sex life, but I've always been a cheater and didn't fucking care.  I had to have sex, and had to have lots of it.

When I met my ex he would drink a case of beer a night and so he was often drunk, and while drunk, I could get him to do a whole lot of pervy stuff.  I'd go down on his shaved, limp cock and suck the piss out of him until he got hard and then move lower and eat out his asshole while he moaned and edged himself.  

He had never done poppers, but I got him addicted to them and he'd fuck for hours not even knowing I had shoved 100mg of Viagra up his asshole while eating him out.  I'd get him to look on Craigslist for tricks to join us, and he get so fucked up watching them fuck me that he would hold my head and skull fuck a load into my throat.  Afterwards, when he was spent and the trick from Craigslist would be getting high in the living room, I'd get him to lay in the bath tub under the pretense I would give him a nice warm bath before bed.  He would often pass out and the trick and I would piss on him.

It was fucking great.  On one occasion a guy fucked him doggy style as he lay half in the tub, and his ass hung on the lip.  The top knelt behind him, pumping his cock in and out of that blond white ass until he shot his load.  Then I went down on the hole and felched out the guy's load.  After all, what else was a good boyfriend to do?  I had to clean out all of that hot spooge out of my lover's hole.  The trick just sat back and stroked his cock hard again when he saw me do that.

Another time he was on the couch one night while we were both jacking to porn.  I decided to give him head and when his cock softened, I'd hold it in my warm mouth until his stream of piss would come gushing out of his cock.  Of course I gulped it down.  It was great recycling his cheap beer.

One time we were having a three way with some kid in his early twenties, and I showed the kid how I could get my boyfriend to piss.  The kid fucking sat there whacking his meat while he watched me drink the piss off my boyfriend's prick.  "He does this all the time and never moves a muscle," I explained.

"Mind if I fuck him?" the kid asked.

"I don't care - sure, go ahead," I replied.

We got him onto the floor, positioning him on his back.  The kid lifted my boyfriend's legs onto his shoulders while I positioned my asshole onto his pretty blond face, smearing my hole on his face as I jerked myself off.   The kid lubed himself with Vaseline, and slid into my boyfriend, getting off quite quickly, blowing his load into my boyfriend's ass.  The look in that kid's eyes was incredible.  I fucking loved that and shot all over his face and then wiped it into his mouth.  I don't think that kid will ever forget using my ex's asshole while he was dead drunk.  I won't either but I still have the pics to prove it. 

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On 2/6/2017 at 6:03 PM, BoredMidwest said:

I love fucking my bf when he's passed out. Or fucking a guy next to him.  lol

A couple times years ago with an ex, we'd drink too much with his straight married brother.  The first time brother stayed over because it was safer than him driving. BF and I start fucking in bed then the brother came in watching us then started using me as their cumdump not talking except to each other in spanish.  Five loads up my ass by morning swallowed one, all night one of them would just roll over and use me again--confusing and hot at the same time.  Another night we were together, had a headache so BF gave me what I thought was an Excedrin PM with the beer we were drinking. In 30 minutes I was unsteady and drowsy and he and his brother just kept fucking me all night, me drifting in and out of sleep.  Don't know how many loads they gave me but ass was sore and wetter than I ever.  And I love holding loads inside as long as possible, I kept farting cum all the next day trying to keep them!  Felt a little violated but turned on at the same time.  Wish it would happen again.

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