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Thirteen guys in four years? That qualifies as being a slut? Jeez...what the fuck ever happened to having some standards?

Thirteen guys in a night is worth being proud of. Thirteen guys in a week is pretty good too. Frankly, I'd be disappointed with thirteen guys in a single year, let alone four.

Sometimes, you just gotta thank the deity of your choice that you were born gay.

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Was in Paris a few years back for a trade show. One of my colleagues and I were out drinking so I offered to take him to the Bears Den. He was intrigued. Took him on a tour and showed him the dark room, his words "damn, you guys are so lucky".

When I think of all the quick and easy sex I've had, parks, bathrooms, rest stops, grocery stores, hospitals, I am very thankful for being gay and that men are really pigs.

One trip to a bookstore, park or bathhouse and I can easily eclipse 13.

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My experience with a so called str8 guy was a few years ago, and he always wanted to sleep with a gay bottom. So I offered my services to him, and he wound up liking the idea of fucking a tight ass. But to me, if a str8 man wants to try a gay man, either he's bisexual or in denial about himself.

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  • 1 year later...

I am pretty tame compared to a lot of guys but when I go to the baths I typically suck 10-15 cocks and swallow 4-5 load and recently have been averaging 2 cocks in my ass butI don't take loads.

my record for loads is 12 swallowed and 2 facials over a period of less than 3 hours so yeah 13 in 4 years seems tame,

As a bi guy one of the main reasons for all the sex with men is that it is so easy and uncomplicated to be a slut

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I don't know any normal gay men. I only now sex pigs online, people who are 24/7 looking for hookups. A few gay men online are looking for relationships, but most gay men I meet just are horny fuckers. So are all gay men like that? I doubt it.

So the girl in the article who slept with 14 guys in four years is scorned by those goody little two shoes that comment in public. Those are the same people that don't like porn and think 14 is too young to have sex. Go to a messageboard for teenagers and suddenly everybody lost their virginity at 12, go to a messageboard for twentysomethings and sex on the first date, fuckbuddies and having a lover is common. Go to specialized sites for sex and you will find enough real women who are just as slutty as the average pornactress: dogging, slutwives, cuckolding, swinging, fisting, bestiality, name a fetish and there will be women doing it. Yes even straight people can be sluts. Of course they don't share it with everybody. You don't say on monday at work you got fisted in your ass on saturday. If everybody in the room says animalsex is wrong you don't say you do it. But that doesn't have anything to do with sexual orientation but with public opinion.

Of course straight women (or men) don't sleep with 100 different people a year like the men here, but that doesn't mean all straights are saints.

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Thirteen guys in four years? That qualifies as being a slut? Jeez...what the fuck ever happened to having some standards?

Thirteen guys in a night is worth being proud of. Thirteen guys in a week is pretty good too. Frankly, I'd be disappointed with thirteen guys in a single year, let alone four.

Sometimes, you just gotta thank the deity of your choice that you were born gay.

Things are different for a woman.

and a man would like to have 13 women a week, but many women are not free to give up the pussy so readily and there are not clubs that straight men can go to where women are bent over or spread eagle waiting for dick.

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. But to me, if a str8 man wants to try a gay man, either he's bisexual or in denial about himself.

could be just curious, or the guy is a freak. I'm a bit of a freak and I would be curious to fuck a pussy to see what it feels like. It doesn't make me straight or bi. But mostly i't's a bit of a fantasy when I am in a freaky mood, there is no chick I can have that would be hot enough for me to actually want to do it, and I hate how faggy girls are too, I'd hate for them to think I would be romantic or loving with them.

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Haha. It must suck being straight. After all the stuff I always hear on the radio or songs with men bitching about women or not getting laid enough. Heh there was a guy in class once who complained that his women wasn't giving it to him enough.

Seriously there is so much crap that women dish out that str8 men have to deal with. Yet str8 men want to brag and gloat about their uber masculinity. Babes, sports, beer, cars, and being tough and asshats sometimes. They don't know the true freedom of being a man or of being with men. I also would like to point out the article mentions "she sent it to 3 friends". There is always that one chick where you tell her something and she tells the whole fucking world. Another point. Women cannot be trusted.

For some reason this story reminds me when I came out to family at home when I was 18 and dated 3 guys in a week. "OMG YOUR BEING A SLUT! THAT'S DANGEROUS! YOU COULD CATCH SOMETHING! WHAT YOU KISSED!?! UR GUNNA GET AIDS CAN'T YOU SLOW IT DOWN!!?!" (Seriously not kidding. I kissed a guy at a hotel and my dad told me I was going to catch AIDS.)

Then again..I had 4 guys in a week one week and roomates bitched about that. But hell in the 70's and 80's 7 times a day was sometimes normal. I do find it somewhat interesting though how men can spread their legs in markets, parks, restrooms, and for any guy and be considered a slut in a joking matter or it be a praise. But a women does it two or three times and she is a whore.

Advantages to being not only a man but a gay man make life so awesome. I've known guys who did it in super markets, parks, bathrooms, planes, businesses, and so forth. I'm not that skilled. Yet. This also kinda reminded me of that movie "Mallrats" where that chick did pretty much this. Great article. I need to call up on these "str8" talks one day and say "I'm a cock sucking faggot. I don't have to deal with bitches and put up with the shit that women cause. Kthnxbai" :D

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