Cock Size Clearinghouse

[ErosWired]

So you’re an 8-incher, eh? A 10-inch wonder? A 12-inch holewrecker?

Prove it.

This thread is where men with the balls to claim their real cock size can verify it and know that they’ll be believed across the forum.

Important - It doesn’t matter how big your cock is. Cock is glorious - every inch of cock is glorious. It’s extremely important that men with their absolutely glorious 3”, 4”, 5”, 6” cocks show them so we can see the reality that they are what the world is made of, not some mythical world of 10” monsters. Be bold. After all, you’re actually being asked for a dic pic.

But not just any dick pic. Follow the rules for this Clearinghouse.

The rules are simple: Hold the phallus at a 90 degree angle from the body, and stretched to its fullest natural extent from its base to the end of the glans (i.e., without force or discomfort) not including the foreskin. A ruler is then placed > on top of the phallus at its base where it meets the pubic bone. The phallus is then measured in a direct line to the end of the glans. The phallus may also be tumescent or erect for the measurement, as neither state would increase the maximum possible length, but an erect penis might cause a reduction in the measurement if it introduced some bend that prevented a straight-line measurement.

Here’s mine as an example:

ErosWired. 7”.

[ErosWired]

Since we’re an international community and most of the world doesn’t actually measure things in inches, here’s a quick’n’handy comparison chart so those of us who are metrically challenged can translate our non-imperial brothers’ centimeter ruler measurements into cock-inches:

Inch  =   cm (rounded)

3             7.6

3.5          8.9

4             10.2

4.5          11.4

5              12.7

5.5            14

6               15.2

6.5            16.5

7                17.8

7.5             19

8                20.3

8.5             21.6

9                22.9

9.5             24.1

10              25.4

10.5           26.7

11               27.9

11.5            29.2

12               30.5

[ErosWired]

196 responses to a poll here asking “What Is Your Cock Size?”

As of today, 90 views of this topic providing a space to demonstrate to back up those claims and prove that they’re telling the truth.

Responses to this topic as of today: 1 (mine).

Hilarious.

Remember, gentlemen: Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof.

[hntnhole]

Well then, here's your first: 

I did as in the photo above.  It still measures a shade over 6.25", which would equal about 15.something centimeters. Then, I watched some porn, and did it again.  It still measures a shade over 7, which would make it around 17.somethng centimeters.  

My question is, why measure a soft Cock?  No one can even fuck with a soft Cock. No Hole can be Bred with a soft Cock.  Whether measured in centimeters or inches, a soft Cock can't do any guy any good.  

What am I missing in this exercise?  

[ErosWired]

31 minutes ago, hntnhole said:

Well then, here's your first: 

I did as in the photo above.  It still measures a shade over 6.25", which would equal about 15.something centimeters. Then, I watched some porn, and did it again.  It still measures a shade over 7, which would make it around 17.somethng centimeters.  

My question is, why measure a soft Cock?  No one can even fuck with a soft Cock. No Hole can be Bred with a soft Cock.  Whether measured in centimeters or inches, a soft Cock can't do any guy any good.  

What am I missing in this exercise?  

You don’t have to measure it soft, as the instructions indicate, but you have to measure it stretched as far as it will go without force or discomfort. (You could hook a truck winch to the end of your cock and probably stretch more inches out if it than you ever wanted to, but it wouldn’t give you a true measurement.) That’s the baseline methodology used for the major studies of penis length because length is actually a measure of how far outward the organ’s tissue will naturally stretch under the pressure of blood in an erection. You can get the same result with or without the hardon because the tissue’s stretchability can be tested whether erect or not. In my example above, I’m actually slightly tumescent. The benefit of measuring non-erect is that if your cock has, say, an appreciable bend in it when hard, a straight-line measurement will short you on the actual length.

I would say measure it in the state that illustrates the most accurate measure of its actual length.

And thank you for your willingness to stand up and be counted (as it were) here - but for it to count, the point is the photograph. 😉 Otherwise, we’re still just taking everybody’s word for it. And it’s obvious we can’t do that anymore.

Edited April 23, 2022 by ErosWired

[viking8x6]

On 4/23/2022 at 3:49 PM, ErosWired said:

You could hook a truck winch to the end of your cock and probably stretch more inches out if it than you ever wanted to, but it wouldn’t give you a true measurement.

And afterward, it probably won't shrink back to its original size... even if you soak it in the great gray-green Limpopo river for ever so long!

[ErosWired]

7 hours ago, viking8x6 said:

even if you soak it in the great gray-green Limpopo river for ever so long!

Old joke:

“Do you like Kipling?”

“I don’t know, you silly boy - I’ve never kippled.”

[Guest]

My 5.5 inch cock. Could be a little longer but hard to stay hard with the tape measure on it. Àlso viagara helps a bit!!

PS 140mm = 5.512 inches.