Objects you've fucked?

[NHeat]

I've discovered a new interest: watching videos of guys fucking inanimate objects. What are some interesting things you've fucked?

I fucked a chocolate shake cup from Burger King once, the kind with the dome lid. The ice cream was gone but there was whipped cream in it still. It felt great but was quite messy.

[PentUpTop]

Wrapped a small wet towel around my hard dick one time in the shower. The hot water made it warm and wet. It was soapy all over too, so I slid right in! Felt much better than I expected. 

I was horned and stressed so it felt nice to empty my balls like that and feel refreshed after! 

[Traviscraymer]

I fucked sex dolls.  Felt great and had someone watch me too.  Sort of humiliating but I was hard as a rock. Then he fucked me.

[URS2USE]

i've fucked a square chair leg, many different sizes and shapes of bottles, a glass vase (with flowers), etc...but my favorite one is when i fucked a wall sconce...it was INCREDIBLE!!

[DNG999]

Other than the usual, veg, carrots. I’ve also fucked a rolling pin and a cricket stump!