Objects you've fucked?

[NHeat]

I've discovered a new interest: watching videos of guys fucking inanimate objects. What are some interesting things you've fucked?

I fucked a chocolate shake cup from Burger King once, the kind with the dome lid. The ice cream was gone but there was whipped cream in it still. It felt great but was quite messy.

[PentUpTop]

Wrapped a small wet towel around my hard dick one time in the shower. The hot water made it warm and wet. It was soapy all over too, so I slid right in! Felt much better than I expected. 

I was horned and stressed so it felt nice to empty my balls like that and feel refreshed after! 

[Traviscraymer]

I fucked sex dolls.  Felt great and had someone watch me too.  Sort of humiliating but I was hard as a rock. Then he fucked me.

[URS2USE]

i've fucked a square chair leg, many different sizes and shapes of bottles, a glass vase (with flowers), etc...but my favorite one is when i fucked a wall sconce...it was INCREDIBLE!!

[DNG999]

Other than the usual, veg, carrots. I’ve also fucked a rolling pin and a cricket stump!

[Hozzel]

Vacuum cleaner hoses, and a vacuum cleaner itself. Strong sucking with power vibration plus cock pump all in one.

A fucking machine, too. Yum!

[ffabbian]

I've fucked my hole with carrots, cucumbers, zucchinis, aubergines, apples, oranges, snooker balls, shampoo bottles, a door knob and a traffic come

[NHeat]

39 minutes ago, ffabbian said:

I've fucked my hole with carrots, cucumbers, zucchinis, aubergines, apples, oranges, snooker balls, shampoo bottles, a door knob and a traffic come

In high school I heard this jerk say that some other boy stuck a cucumber up his ass because he was gay. Later I took his advice and tried it for myself.

Edited April 2 by NHeat

[hornyirish]

As a top I love using objects to fuck my subs.  Snooker n pool balls are my go-to items to push deep inside their cunts,  I've used a fair few beer bottles to fuck a sub and sometimes a champagne bottle for an extra wide sloppy hole.   I wanna try the traffic cone that ffabian mentioned on a sub soon - preferably him!

[ffabbian]

2 minutes ago, hornyirish said:

As a top I love using objects to fuck my subs.  Snooker n pool balls are my go-to items to push deep inside their cunts,  I've used a fair few beer bottles to fuck a sub and sometimes a champagne bottle for an extra wide sloppy hole.   I wanna try the traffic cone that ffabian mentioned on a sub soon - preferably him!

Yes please

[partying.hard]

I have pictures, but they’re all too big to post here. Baseball bat. Bowling pin. Metal link chain. Tools. Flashlight.  Speculum.

[Chrisjoci]

Carrots, cucumbers, beer bottles , thick tree branch,bed post, zucchini, egg plant fish tank syphon with a ball on the end water bottle. There's other things, but I don't remember all of them.

[Trek53]

Hotel room the other night I had soap bottles, door knob,water bottle, ironing board leg and chair leg all in my ass 

[BlindRawFucker1]

Let’s hope not all at once.

Sorry, i couldn’t resist.