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Cum By The Cup


ErosWired

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I stumbled across this quite by accident:

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(That's a transparent lie, of course. It wasn't accidental at all.)

Read the part where it says "Serving Size".

1 cup (240 ml) (70 ejaculates).

The accepted standard single serving size for cum is 70 loads.

No wonder I'm starving.

I remember the first time I tasted cum - it was my own. I was a young teenager, and wondered what this stuff was, and put some on my tongue. I don't remember what I thought at the time. I do remember the first time I thought of taking it straight from my cock to my mouth, though; I was all for it (and much, much, much more flexible) and was incredibly turned on as I watched my own cock swell to the point of bursting like looking down the barrel of a gun. But when I popped, something odd happened. My aim was good and I got a mouthful, but at that moment, all the eagerness to do it instantly evaporated, and I found myself with a mouthful of cum and no sexual desire. I was torn between swallowing it and spitting it out. Swallowing it would mean accepting what I had just done. Spitting it out would mean having to deal with it further.

I swallowed it.

I don't know if that choice marked a major life choice or not, but it wasn't the last time I lined up my cock for that shot. In fact, I kept working at it until no aim was needed, and I could suck my own cockhead. The feeling of my own cum shooting into my mouth is somehow not the same as taking another man's load - it's a double-mind-rush of orgasm and explosion of taste and acceptance of penetration at the same time.

Alas, my youthful exuberance came back to bite me later in the form of a ruptured spinal disc. It may have been a high price to pay for the experience of autofellatio, but I won't say it wasn't worth it. I only know it ain't happening again.To be honest, my mouth has never been my favorite hole. I would ten times rather take your load in my ass, and I only feel truly bred when a man has taken me like a stud takes his bitch or his mare. But today... today I need my Recommended Daily Allowance.

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Here's what about 32-34 cum loads jerked into a condom, and kept frozen as they were added, looks like. I did this by myself and ended up using it on myself. 

I  kept the condom stretched across the  opening in an empty and cleaned out household caulk tube. I unrolled into the tube as the end got filled more and more. 

I ended up using it up in my ass after a couple of strong drinks and using large  dildos beforehand to openupmyhole.  Sadly , when my computer crashed,, I lost almost all pictures (about 30 to 40) of the entire scene except several pictures which were posted to a website which limited free members pictures additions to 5 per day back then in 2006.

It was quite an impressive amount of cum to have melting inside my body and droolingout.  When my 2nd wife and I tried this together in 2010-2011, we lost the condom with about  40 loads in it when we had to move quickly  in late 2011 and couldn't preserve the frozen cum filled condoms. 

 

Enjoy!!!

 

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Just thought that you might want context to even just half the volume as listed in the recommendation. Yes I kept a load tally score on the side of the cardboard box which "hid"  my frozen  cum condom in a caulk  tube inside a zip lock bag in the freezer.

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1 hour ago, cyberdolphnow said:

Here's what about 32-34 cum loads jerked into a condom, and kept frozen as they were added, looks like. I did this by myself and ended up using it on myself. 

I  kept the condom stretched across the  opening in an empty and cleaned out household caulk tube. I unrolled into the tube as the end got filled more and more. 

I ended up using it up in my ass after a couple of strong drinks and using large  dildos beforehand to openupmyhole.  Sadly , when my computer crashed,, I lost almost all pictures (about 30 to 40) of the entire scene except several pictures which were posted to a website which limited free members pictures additions to 5 per day back then in 2006.

It was quite an impressive amount of cum to have melting inside my body and droolingout.  When my 2nd wife and I tried this together in 2010-2011, we lost the condom with about  40 loads in it when we had to move quickly  in late 2011 and couldn't preserve the frozen cum filled condoms. 

 

Enjoy!!!

 

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20201118_204047.jpg

Very hot... felt and tasted good I am betting.

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