Finally something useful to do with a condom. 😈

So fill a condom with your sperm and freeze it.  presto: Devil Dick?  

Exactly!

(It really does help get it out of the container you are using to freeze it in.  I have seen guys just fill a container like a pill bottle.  But they can't get it out without melting it all.)

Personally, I use silicone ice trays. they're easy to remove and come in festive shapes and colors!  Almost used up my stash, tho. Staying home has severely curtailed my load collecting.  I'll be a virgin again when we're released!

4 hours ago, phukhole said:

Personally, I use silicone ice trays. they're easy to remove and come in festive shapes and colors!  Almost used up my stash, tho. Staying home has severely curtailed my load collecting.  I'll be a virgin again when we're released!

Got some photos to share?

13 hours ago, phukhole said:

Personally, I use silicone ice trays. they're easy to remove and come in festive shapes and colors!  Almost used up my stash, tho. Staying home has severely curtailed my load collecting.  I'll be a virgin again when we're released!

Do you get freezer burn with the trays?  Seriously, I didn't used to stash the glass inside the container, and the freezer took a toll on the quality of  the cum, both in feel and taste.  I also had some ice trays that were shaped like icicles so they were good for insertion, but the degrading of the semen made me stop using them.  Maybe my stash sits in the freezer longer than yours ever does...

@FelchingPisser I haven't found any freezer burn problem, but you're probably right - my freezer is never full for long.  Also having trays with lids helps. 

@Rubberbanned - here are the ones I have (bought off Amazon). I'm pretty much only using the one with the lid now.  It keeps longer.

I like the covers on the trays, that would certainly help.  Thank you for the pictures!!

I tried the trays.. and I DID get freezer burn.  So I went to a similar method as @FelchingPisser... used a long, thinner shot glass and dumped a condom inside... then started filling it up (the fun part).  I put into a zip lock bag in my freezer.  No more freezer burns.  And I found that all I really needed to do was hold the shot glass in my hand for a few minutes.  The heat from my hands warmed up the condom enough to slip out of the shot glass, turn it inside out and voila!!!  Great times.  A 3 inch long, round piece of frozen cum... great for playing around the outside of the hole to make it sloppy, or tease the hole open or more....the first time I inserted one entire piece inside it was an amazing mixture of cold and feeling it melt inside your hot guts.  That was a huge turn-on!

Excellent @PG1961Canada  I should look for a taller shot glass...

On 4/17/2020 at 11:00 PM, phukhole said:

@FelchingPisser I haven't found any freezer burn problem, but you're probably right - my freezer is never full for long.  Also having trays with lids helps. 

@Rubberbanned - here are the ones I have (bought off Amazon). I'm pretty much only using the one with the lid now.  It keeps longer.

Ah! Yes, I see these ones in the hardware store!

On 4/16/2020 at 8:50 AM, FelchingPisser said:

Exactly!

(It really does help get it out of the container you are using to freeze it in.  I have seen guys just fill a container like a pill bottle.  But they can't get it out without melting it all.)

shot glasses work really well too

I go to Dollar Tree & in the school supply section for $1 they have available two plastic test tubes (about the circumference of a quarter) with screw caps & a little tray to hold them upright.  

As one adds loads to the plastic test tube, one can observe layers of frozen semen.

when it’s time to recycle, one could just thaw it completely or I just usually roll the tube in my hands to warm the plastic which in turn melts the frozen load which is in contact with the inner test tube wall.  It’s not long before the cylinder of frozen semen disengages from the test tube wall and slides out of the tube.

at this point, depending on quantity on hand and piggy-ness of recipient, the whole cylinder can be inserted like one gigantic suppository.  I usually corn cob the hole with the frozen cylinder.  This allows the cum catcher to get a sample of every deposit made.   It can melt rapidly while pushing it in & out of the hole.  Once adequately cum sloppy & wet, place what r3mains of the frozen semen cylinder back into the plastic test tube, screw cap on, then place back into freezer.