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SON: Daddy, are you down there?...I've heard noises coming from the basement...daddy, is that you?..."
SON: "DADDY?!? What are you doing in that...that thing. And what are all those naked strangers doing in our basement?
DADDY: "Oh hi, son. Don't worry, everything's fine! And that thing is called a sling by the way. Now why don't you come over here and give your dad a hand? I think I'm leaking a bit. Just scoop it up with a finger or two and push it back inside where it belongs."
SON: You mean like that, daddy?...OH MY GOD, your hole is all slimy and squichy...but...but in a nice way...so warm and soft and inviting..."
DADDY: "So you like that, son? Now that I think about it, why don't you give it a try and hop into the sling yourself?!? We'll just have to finger all that...uh...lube into your boyslit instead. If you're anything like your old man, you're gonna love this shit! Trust me, Daddy knows best what's good for you. And I'm sure my buddies here would love to show you the ropes..."