RhodyCumhole

So, here's something that's fucking with my brain:

The more I see DeviantOtter, the more he starts to look like the Logan Paul of porn, to me.

That's not the mind-fuck-ey part.

Yet, as much as I genuinely loathe Logan Paul and everything about him, for some reason in DeviantOtter's case it's.... like.... reeeeeeeally working for me!  I mean, aside from the fact that he's hot, I actually really like DeviantOtter.  I think we could hang out.  I'd grab a beer with that dude.

And once again, the world is a scary and confusing place.

Just had this conversation with a friend.  Mind you, no one has cum in my ass for about a week...

Me: "Aside from that, been having any fun lately?"

Friend: "Wednesday night through Monday morning was... 3 way, night off, 3 way, 1 way, 1 way, 1 way, 1 way"

Me: "Oh, go to hell"

Friend: "2 returns, 1 frequent flyer"

Me: "TO HELL, I SAID!"

I'm sorry, but some of the newer, younger porn stars look SO young that it makes me WICKED uncomfortable to watch anything that they are in - which is not fair, because their co-star is often FUCKING DADDY-HOT!

Living with other people, my husband and I often get a motel room for a night or two when we want to bet the disgusting sex-pigs that we are.

The hope: 'Yeah.  Uh huh?  Great.  Listen, Can I call you back at another time?  I've got like, seven dicks in me right now."

Today's reality: "Are you kidding me?  I would love to hear more about your surgery!  Hang on one second though, I just need to pause 'Ghost Whisperer'"

Seriously, I am bored out of my fucking mind and pretty much hate everyone on every fuckbuddy app right now.

Just met this real shy guy who contacted me on Scruff.  Holy shit, what a total fuck-pig once you get his clothes off!  What they say about the quiet ones is true, and I have two MASSIVE loads of his cum still dripping from my hole to prove it.  Just need some raw cock to slide in and put that cum-lube to good use...

Yesterday:

"I want to breed your ass"

I'm in. Where?"

"Hotel address and room number"

"I can be there in 15 minutes"

"See you then"

and guess what. 15 minutes later I walked into that guy's hotel room and got dick in my ass.

It really can be that fucking easy.  What the fuck is wrong with so many of you people?

When tracking your year-to-date number of loads taken, do loads from your husband count?  I'm pretty happy with my number either way, but I'm curious to know what other people think about this. 

Sometimes I just do not understand guys in video chatrooms.  My opening line to this guy was "WOOF!  I'd gladly plan my next trip to New York around daily breeding from you, bud."

If someone said that to me (well, first, I would politely clarify that I am a bottom, but then...) I would know I was talking to someone with whom I was about to have a lot more fun.  The conversation would only devolve from there into an absolute pigfest.

My guy, though?  Gets this disgusted look on his face and leave the chatroom.  Fuck you, dude.

So sick of people on G.  Fucking obnoxious.  Always at least one to ruin a good fuckbuddy party.

Not going to lie.  It's getting to a point where if I see a top who is having trouble finding someone to fuck, I think to myself "Okay, clearly there must be something wrong with this guy"

Starting to think that tops are an endangered species in Boston.

Guys with profiles on fuckbuddy apps like Grindr, Scruff, Growlr, etc.  who say they are "not looking for a hookup" are fucking pissing me off.  First off, you're taking up space - space which could be utilized by someone who actually wants to fuck me.  Get lost.  There are so many websites for people looking for love and commitment.  Not this one.  Leave.  

Then, even better, you have the "hookups are fine, but let's get to know each other first" people.  I fucking hate you even more than the last guy.  The last guy is at least up front about the fact that he's not going to fuck me.  You, on the other hand, are telling me that you'll probably fuck me, but only after you've made me wait.  Congratulations.  You have successfully turned fucking into a chore.

So tired of potential hookups grilling me for that I'm "into" every time.  Look dude, I just want to get together and fuck and see where it goes.  I'm not planning this all out ahead of time.  Just go with it.  Do whatever you want, and if I want you to stop I'll say so.  Only the reeeeeally extreme things require a conversation ahead of time and those are common sense.  Rest assured, if you don't know one of them and you do it without having had the necessary conversation, you'll learn quickly what to do next time.

Anyone else going to the CUMunion event in Providence tonight?

Anyone in Rhode Island or the surrounding area? Shoot me a message. Looking to meet some new people.