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RandyCubby

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  1. In a sling last night at a party. Damn, I needed that.

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    2. bols59

      bols59

      Don't be a tease! Tell us everything!!! ;`]

    3. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      5 up my ass, another 3 in gloryhole maze, so ... my ass wins.

    4. NLbear
  2. Its owner said it was 10 & 1/2 inches. If he was exaggerating, it wasn't by much. Even more impressive? It was fat even in proportion to its length. I literally could not get my fingers around the base, and the perfect mushroom was like a tennis ball. All I could really do orally was lick it and admire it, but anally? I could sit on it and ride it cowgirl. I took it on multiple occasions and loved every fat inch of it. (Never got his name, though. God, I'm a whore.)
  3. I've gone from tight end to wide receiver.

  4. I've gone from tight end to wide receiver

  5. minimum wage clerk at dirty bookstore told me TO MY FACE she & her coworkers refer to me as 'the pig' & 'the cumdump'

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    2. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      love that all her coworkers call me that like it's my 'code name'

    3. bols59

      bols59

      Well, the only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. lol

    4. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      imagined conversation 'girl, the pig's back tonight' 'for real? janitor caught him last night gettin his booty banged in the bathroom'

  6. had so many fuckin STDs over the course of my life ... and they're cumin faster & faster now ... but I can't stop going to dirty bookstores!

  7. I get off seeing how big a slut I can be -- connecting via craigslist... ringing a doorbell wearin nothin but boots and shorts, one testicle out... starting to strip in the living room or kitchen ... following the other guy(s) to the bedroom, playing w/myself... slurpin and slobberin as I tongue assholes... making enough noise for the neighbors to hear ... then stopping by the dirty bookstore on the way home.
  8. If I was a girl, I'd be knocked up right now. No clue who my baby daddy was. I'd have had 40 abortions by now.

  9. Love finding myself in a bedroom I've never been in, surrounded by mounds of dirty clothes, some stranger fingering my butthole, whispering, "What a fuckin whore."

    1. Sfmike64

      Sfmike64

      So fucking hot. Sounds like there's a story there.

    2. foxboy25

      foxboy25

      can i be the one to sneak in and suck out all those loads?

  10. Love finding myself in a bedroom I've never been in, surrounded by mounds of dirty clothes, and some stranger is fingering my butthole, and he whispers, "What a fuckin whore."

  11. I'm the slut who's already ready to help. ;-)
  12. As for my mouth, it's NEVER enough, even when I've blown 20+ guys in a bar, bathhouse, bookstore, party, etc.
  13. When I can't hold it in, and it's like, 'I'm gonna shit/fart cum everywhere.'
    1. rawpisspig

      rawpisspig

      Great play at Glory Holes!

    2. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      Every gloryhole in every XXX bookstore in town has had my mouth and my asshole pressed to it.

  14. I was sick as a dog. Missed Thursday, Friday of work. Stayed in bed Saturday, Sunday was well. Weird dreams. Looking back, I now know that's what it was.
  15. Make me wear a bra, panties. Make me put a bag on my head. Just fuck me! Somebody - ANYBODY! - please fuck me!

  16. Why would I object to being called a cocksucker, faggot, bitch, queer, whore, slut, pig, etc.? It's all true. My favorite is "I think you LIVE to suck cocks." (The same guy told me, "Get on the floor. I feel like doing push-ups into your face.")
  17. PAID some crackhead $20 to fuck me.

    1. HotBlkVersPig

      HotBlkVersPig

      So, THAT'S the going rate for a common hooker these days??? Wow! I would think less, but still.....some want exhorbitant rates for very little work.

  18. I don't care what you look like.

  19. I love suckin a big dick with an audience.

  20. I'm a boy down to my cowboy boots ... but sexually? I'm a girl. An insatiable, nymphomaniac girl, down to my sensitive tits.

  21. I'm a boy down to my cowboy boots ... but sexually? I'm a girl. An insatiable, nymphomaniac girl, down to my sensitive tits and my loose pussy.

  22. I'm a boy down to my cowboy boots ... but sexually? I'm a girl. An insatiable, nymphomaniac girl.

  23. Lock my office door, ease my pants down, my shirt up... pinching my tits, beating my meat... like I wanna be caught. FIRED. Wouldn't that be HOT?

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    2. foxboy25

      foxboy25

      mmmmmmmmmmm even better if your boss caught you and made you bend over the desk

    3. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      I get off on humiliation and suffering the consequences of being a slut.

    4. Niagarapig

      Niagarapig

      You ever gotten fucked at work?

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