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RandyCubby

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  1. I've gone from tight end to wide receiver

  2. minimum wage clerk at dirty bookstore told me TO MY FACE she & her coworkers refer to me as 'the pig' & 'the cumdump'

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    2. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      love that all her coworkers call me that like it's my 'code name'

    3. bols59

      bols59

      Well, the only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. lol

    4. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      imagined conversation 'girl, the pig's back tonight' 'for real? janitor caught him last night gettin his booty banged in the bathroom'

  3. had so many fuckin STDs over the course of my life ... and they're cumin faster & faster now ... but I can't stop going to dirty bookstores!

  4. I get off seeing how big a slut I can be -- connecting via craigslist... ringing a doorbell wearin nothin but boots and shorts, one testicle out... starting to strip in the living room or kitchen ... following the other guy(s) to the bedroom, playing w/myself... slurpin and slobberin as I tongue assholes... making enough noise for the neighbors to hear ... then stopping by the dirty bookstore on the way home.
  5. If I was a girl, I'd be knocked up right now. No clue who my baby daddy was. I'd have had 40 abortions by now.

  6. Love finding myself in a bedroom I've never been in, surrounded by mounds of dirty clothes, some stranger fingering my butthole, whispering, "What a fuckin whore."

    1. Sfmike64

      Sfmike64

      So fucking hot. Sounds like there's a story there.

    2. foxboy25

      foxboy25

      can i be the one to sneak in and suck out all those loads?

  7. Love finding myself in a bedroom I've never been in, surrounded by mounds of dirty clothes, and some stranger is fingering my butthole, and he whispers, "What a fuckin whore."

  8. I'm the slut who's already ready to help. ;-)
  9. As for my mouth, it's NEVER enough, even when I've blown 20+ guys in a bar, bathhouse, bookstore, party, etc.
  10. When I can't hold it in, and it's like, 'I'm gonna shit/fart cum everywhere.'
    1. rawpisspig

      rawpisspig

      Great play at Glory Holes!

    2. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      Every gloryhole in every XXX bookstore in town has had my mouth and my asshole pressed to it.

  11. I was sick as a dog. Missed Thursday, Friday of work. Stayed in bed Saturday, Sunday was well. Weird dreams. Looking back, I now know that's what it was.
  12. Make me wear a bra, panties. Make me put a bag on my head. Just fuck me! Somebody - ANYBODY! - please fuck me!

  13. Why would I object to being called a cocksucker, faggot, bitch, queer, whore, slut, pig, etc.? It's all true. My favorite is "I think you LIVE to suck cocks." (The same guy told me, "Get on the floor. I feel like doing push-ups into your face.")
  14. PAID some crackhead $20 to fuck me.

    1. HotBlkVersPig

      HotBlkVersPig

      So, THAT'S the going rate for a common hooker these days??? Wow! I would think less, but still.....some want exhorbitant rates for very little work.

  15. I don't care what you look like.

  16. I love suckin a big dick with an audience.

  17. I'm a boy down to my cowboy boots ... but sexually? I'm a girl. An insatiable, nymphomaniac girl, down to my sensitive tits.

  18. I'm a boy down to my cowboy boots ... but sexually? I'm a girl. An insatiable, nymphomaniac girl, down to my sensitive tits and my loose pussy.

  19. I'm a boy down to my cowboy boots ... but sexually? I'm a girl. An insatiable, nymphomaniac girl.

  20. Lock my office door, ease my pants down, my shirt up... pinching my tits, beating my meat... like I wanna be caught. FIRED. Wouldn't that be HOT?

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    2. foxboy25

      foxboy25

      mmmmmmmmmmm even better if your boss caught you and made you bend over the desk

    3. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      I get off on humiliation and suffering the consequences of being a slut.

    4. Niagarapig

      Niagarapig

      You ever gotten fucked at work?

  21. Started locking my office door, easing my pants down, my shirt up ... beating my meat at desk. It's like I wanna get caught. Fired. Wouldn't that be HOT?

    1. MidwestKinkBB

      MidwestKinkBB

      I would make be off to the side forcing your boss to top you and make sure we were camming this on a private channel on the internet.

    2. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      Fuck, put it on live web came where ANYONE might see it!

  22. I go to adult bookstores every single day. My mouth AND my asshole have been pressed to every single gloryhole in every dirty bookstore in town. I have no idea whose loads I took today.
  23. I wanna be hog-tied over a sawhorse in a bar in Amsterdam, and take ALL cumers, esp. trolls, at both ends, till I'm farting cum uncontrollably in front of everybody, and every cock that pops out of my butthole goes straight to be my mouth to be licked clean, in addition to the line of trolls I'm sucking and rimming, AND I'd be giving a handjob with each hand, so that the guys I'm jacking off cream in my beard till it's saturated, AND oh, put a live webcam on me, so ANYBODY can watch, AND send the link to my mom, my dad, my boss, my secretary so they see... Does this make me a bad person? ;-)
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