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  1. RandyCubby

    Everyone at every adult bookstore in town describes me as obedient. Eager to please.

    1. kenaibull

      kenaibull

      You should get registered at Home Depot. Kneepads for your birthday. The quality ones with a warranty. Good knees lead to more cock sucking which leads to Recreational anal adventures and thus producing a Semen filled rectum. Hopefully you'll get so filled with toxic fluids a waiver from the EPA will be required for you to utilize public roadways.

    2. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      I like how you think, mister. ;-)

  2. RandyCubby

    What's the sluttiest thing I do? Giving blowjobs thru gloryholes? Giving blowjobs in bars? Licking cum off dirty bookstore floors? Ass-to-mouth? DP?

  3. RandyCubby

    Gooned out & stoopid.

    1. kenaibull

      kenaibull

      No matter what the answer is " Fuck it, hit the pipe and go raw. "

    2. kenaibull

      kenaibull

      I meant problem

  4. RandyCubby

    Fucked thru gloryhole yesterday. REPEATEDLY. What am I gonna catch? Huh?

    1. BreedMeNYC

      BreedMeNYC

      Hopefully a good variety...

    2. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      ;-)

  5. RandyCubby

    Me: "Don't worry about me getting off." Him: "I ain't worried about you, dumbass."

  6. RandyCubby

    Me: "Don't worry about me getting off." Him: "Believe me, I ain't worried about you, dumbass."

  7. RandyCubby

    Got the cum farts.

  8. RandyCubby

    Anonymous, mindless, animal, drooling retard homo sex.

  9. RandyCubby

    Found a pube on my tongue at work.

    1. rimm4u43

      rimm4u43

      fucking hot! do you know who's it was or were there multiple?

    2. PissPigBrooklyn

      PissPigBrooklyn

      you think it was from their cock hairs or from around their butthole?

    3. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      rimm4u43: I don't know whose it was. There were multiple. I went to the bookstore on my way to work AND my lunch hour. PissPigBrooklyn: Yes, it could have been a butthole hair.

  10. RandyCubby

    Guy to me: "You're a good buttlicker. Bet your mom & dad are PROUD of you, aren't they?"

  11. RandyCubby

    Spent ALL night at dirty bookstore.

  12. RandyCubby

    I don't know who just came in my mouth.

  13. RandyCubby

    I don't know who I just blew.

  14. RandyCubby

    Long time ago, did weekend for DUI. Wasn't raped. Got bred willingly. Cause I was bored.

  15. RandyCubby

    I'm ruled by my tits.

  16. RandyCubby

    "You seem ... desperate," a guy sneered. "Like you'll do anybody."

    1. Sfmike64

      Sfmike64

      Not desperate, I'm a whore. :-)

  17. RandyCubby

    I goon out on dingus - suckin yours and playing with mine.

  18. RandyCubby

    Crabs, gono, chlamydia, herpes, shigella... I deserved them. I'm a slut.

    1. Big4mus

      Big4mus

      Get em spread em 

  19. RandyCubby

    The STDs were comin like machine gun fire in 2014-2015.

  20. RandyCubby

    That used rubber on the restroom floor? It's had ONE guy. I've had 1000s.

    1. lungfucker

      lungfucker

      Obviously, you are one of the world's best condoms!

    2. Sfmike64

      Sfmike64

      and you didn't turn it inside out in your ass?

    3. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      LOL. In my mouth. Like it was a wad of bubble gum.

  21. RandyCubby

    feel like a used condom right now

    1. FLTOC

      FLTOC

      We are all jizzbags, banged up rubbers full of dick juices.

    2. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      That used rubber on the floor of a public restroom? That's had ONE guy. I've had THOUSANDS.

  22. RandyCubby

    How did such a good boy grow up to be the biggest whore in town?

    1. rimm4u43

      rimm4u43

      The important thing is that you have realized and acted upon your calling!

    2. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      Been acting on it since I was 16, learning to cruise park restrooms!

  23. RandyCubby

    insatiable

  24. RandyCubby

    Why shouldn't I enjoy my asshole?

  25. RandyCubby

    Hi, Mom! Hi, Dad!

    1. AlwaysOpen

      AlwaysOpen

      What the hell man-- you need to be in the truck stop and not on the computer- there are a lot of truckers idled up due to the icy roads, and they need servicing-get off the laptop and on your knees

    2. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      LOL. I've been on my knees. Don't worry. ;-)

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