evilqueerpig

Obviously, you're enjoying it.  Unless you can be honest with your bf, keep it secret and take those loads.

Since there's no rating option, ***** is my way of doing this.  Even before I was with a man, I was attracted to the look/stink of a sweaty man.  There was an advantage to being on the subway in the heat of summer with the a/c on the fritz.  I met my first man on a QUEER/nude beach.  He was a hairy beast and when I asked if I could sniff and lick his wet pits, he obliged and I wallowed.  I've been with my share of men who sweat profusely and I love getting drenched with mansweat.  There are pheromones in sweat that attract sexual interest and I like having them spread on me.  Let me add one thing, the stink of sweaty pubes is particularly strong and at least to me, more potent than poppers.

This guy sounds like he's a few sandwiches short of a picnic...you're well rid of him.

1 minute ago, BareLover666 said:

Do we?

Yes...some features get emphasized and others toned down.

1 minute ago, BareLover666 said:

Aren't those two powers...? 😉 
And I'd miss the thrill of not knowing in advance if a date would be awesome, catestrophic or somewhere in between like 'mildly amusing and it passed the time while I had nothing better to do except chores which I didn't feel like'.

What is your ideal sexual partner? 

 

 

Every man has his own idealized version.

To have every man bend to my will and be transformed into my ideal sexual partner.

1 minute ago, DCSluthole said:

Fuck that’s hot! 

Surprise piss is always hot!

Before monkeypox, I was a regular at Crew Club (bathhouse) in DC. One visit I was getting I used hard by a very hot, young Latin top — he would swing by my room, use my holes hard for about 10 minutes and then leave. On his third visit, he was fucking my throat and blew his load down my throat.

I had just finished swallowing his load and was pulling my lips from his cock when he grabbed the back of my head and pushed me back on his softening dick. Within seconds he began to empty his bladder into my mouth — I was gulping it down just to keep pace with his stream. 

It was delicious and I felt well and truly used by this sexy alpha. Best part — he never once said a word to me, he just used me like his personal sex toy.

I had a sweet, dear friend with benefits, may he rest in  peace.  During our first encounter, I brought up the subject of piss and he said he's never done it but wanted to try and we did just that.  I drained his bladder and then he drained mine.  We also swapped piss kisses.  DAMN, I miss that man!

MORE!

There are 2 in particular, both vivid memories.  I wound up in a 3 month fling with my first man and being new to cocksucking, I was unable to deep throat, but he said I had natural skills.  My third time with him, I was pleased when my nose hit his pubes.  Next was the man who would become my dear friend with benefits.  By this time, I'd become an excellent cocksucker and at 9.5" with generous foreskin he had a beautiful cock to suck, aside from the fact that he was a sexy, sweet man.

After too many years of being told by fundamentalist xtians that I'd burn in HELL for being QUEER, I decided to make myself a welcome guest.  The web was full of conflicting information and a brief encounter with an honest to goodness/badness Satanic man set me on the correct Left Hand Path.  Our contact was destroyed by my ex and it was years before I was introduced ton Traditional Satanism, which is what I've practiced since performing my Dedication Ritual.  Having been raised with no religion, I came to HIM an empty vessel.  Ironically, I discovered I'd been living a Satanic life since adulthood.  Feel free to reach out.

Good start!

I was about 5 when I knew I was QUEER...had my first man at 17 and that afternoon, we did all of the vanilla basics and I knew I was vers, thoroughly enjoying all aspects of bottoming and topping.  If being a cumdump feels right for you, embrace it and own it and don't worry what others think.

    Rising from the table, Matt said,  "I'm gonna get lunch started."

    MJ squeezed TJ's hand.  "Sam, you've been awfully quiet" He said.  "Did we say or do anything to intimidate you?"

    "Not at all!" Sam said. "I've been absorbing the conversation and it actually taught me something about myself.  Given my history, I mistakenly thought I needed a daddy's love since I never had a real daddy, but I see you and TJ with your dads and I know what it should be like.  Reggie, elevating you to dad status put you in an awkward situation.  I don't love you any less, but now, I love you as my man and I hope this doesn't change things between us."

    A tear in his eye, Reggie kissed Sam on the cheek, "It changes the dynamic, but not my love for you.  To be honest, I fell in love with you as a man, but since you seemed to need a daddy's love, I wasn't about to refuse you.  Now, it seems we have something to celebrate too and next time we make love it'll be as lovers."

    "Lunch is ready!" Matt exclaimed, passing plates around.

To be continued

Kissing is a MUST for me and a guy needs to know what he's doing.

I got into piss by accident...pun intended.  Met a hot Latino at NYC Pride and wound up back at his place, where we smoked lots of weed and consumed 2 6-packs of beer.  Standing side by side at the toilet, I got the urge to touch his pissing cock and it felt wonderful.  We swapped fucks to the point of exhaustion.  The next morning I was up first and thought I'd wake him with a blowjob.  Scooting down on the bed, I took his cock in my mouth and his bladder opened a split second before his eyes.  I was instantly hooked on the taste and when he realized what was happening, he freaked a bit and tried pulling out.  I sealed my lips around his cock and only released it when I'd consumed every last drop.  Because it was the first piss of the morning, it was quite strong.  Belching with delight, I told him I'd never done it before, but I'd be doing it as often as I could.  He admitted to liking it too.  So much that he fed me 2 more times before I left.

11 hours ago, Ieatcumholes said:

Way back in senior year of college, I had a poster on my wall of "Murphy's Laws on Sex." One of them is, "Sex is dirty, only if it's done right." My version of that is, "Sex is dirty (and sticky and smelly and sweaty) only if it's done right!" Dirty means nasty, not scat! I tell every new bottom I hookup with that he should definitely douche! But soap and water doesn't need to hit any other part of his body. And, if he must shower, no deodorant or antiperspirant!

@KikoInked06, I would LOVE to lick out both of your hairy, musty pits! 👅👅👅👅👅 You have some of my favorite kind of pits - large coverage area AND long pit hair! 😍😍😍😍😍

I call it MANSTINK....strong and ripe...same for cockcheese....I use to have a dear fwb, may he rest in peace...he's ripen 2 weeks for me!

7 minutes ago, BootmanLA said:

How awful it must be to smile at someone and not get the intended, bargained-for result back. Can you sue them for, say, a hundred million dollars?

On a more serious note: referring to other people, even people you don't like, as an "infestation" is exceptionally nasty. 

An invasion of pests is an infestation...and to the OP, I'd say you're very much a 10!

To clarify, it speaks to my twisted side.

This story speaks to me.

Better and better!

Embrace your cumdump identity...own it and celebrate it!

If others have issues with your friend's honesty, it's their problem.  As his friend, you need to support him and not judge him.

FUCK YES!

I'd take him either way!

I've always been bold...sometimes, blatant staring pays off!