Horny but dreading the cleaning

[NLbear]

There are not a lot of guys to hook up with where I live, but sometimes there's a potential date. However, as a bottom, I feel nowadays that I sometimes don't want to go through the whole cleaning exercise to make sure there will be no "accident" while getting fucked. Just don't have the energy to go through the whole thing and instead of having a horny night I call the whole thing off and stay at home.

Bottoms? Recognizable? Do you sometimes cancel a sexdate because you feel like it's too much effort to clean yourself to prepare for the date? Just wondering if it's just me or if others feel the same sometimes.

[bbzh]

I learned how to do a quick cleaning. Case in point that happened 39 minutes ago:

6:01 pm text from regular fuck buddy asking for ass

6:06 pm quick nozzle douche that I screw onto shower head

6:11pm doorbell rings and I am already lubed up with porn on

6:17 pm load 1 goes in

6:23 pm load 2 goes in

6:26 pm fucker gone

But I do understand that others may not be as efficient as me.

My tops have trained me to be ready at the drop of a hat.

[rawTOP]

I think the trick is 1) what you eat makes a difference, and 2) don't clean too deeply (unless the top is really hung).

[bigdick4you]

think its a dutch thing... having lived in holland for few years, where a lot of accidents happened! glad that i now mostly breed guys in the US... where the bottom guys know what to do!

[BrotherDeposit]

Personally, I don't know what the big deal is all about! Ya get some warm soapy water, put it in an enema bag, lube the nozzle, get on yer back, put the nozzle in yer cunt and let the water flow. Rinse and repeat and yer good to go!

[TheBottomEnd]

I think the trick is 1) what you eat makes a difference, and 2) don't clean too deeply (unless the top is really hung).

#2 is important.

Also, on the OP, I agree. There are times where I feel like the Deana Carter song, except for gay bottoms, "You mean I cleaned my ass out for this?"

[cagethebeast]

Yeah totally relate. Sometimes I'm just super fucking lazy and want to just eat like a maniac and not worry about sex for a few days. But rawTOP's advice is sound. Sometimes if you clean too deep, water gets trapped here and there and doesn't want out until an hour later. Depending on how you plan, that could be disastrous.

[whiteslutbttm]

I've never been in the "anal sex is the only real sex" camp, so I don't get why you cancel a date just because you don't feel like taking a cock up your ass.

If I was in that position (not wanting to get fucked for whatever reason) I'd explain to the guy I'm not up for anal that night, and ask him if he still wants to fool around, get his cock sucked (or cuddle, rim, kiss, whatever; sex doesn't have to always be the "cock goes in ass" variety). If he says no, postpone/cancel the date. But if he says yes, then go and have fun. I don't see the issue here.

[HungLatinDom]

If I guy tells me he does not want to clean his ass and wants only oral, i cross him out of my list. There's no scarcity of bottoms.

[mspButtMunch]

Well said HungLatinDom... For me, a tops cock belongs in my ass and I will do everything I can to make sure it's clean and ready for breeding ...

[eagerben]

Well, it could be a Dutch thing... I don't always clean out myself. It's too much hassle (gedoe) so yes it's recognisable, have canceled because of it. And sometimes I'm upfront about it and I don't get fucked, I just fuck. And then again, it's part if playing in that area anyway, shit can happen down there.

[bbzh]

There's a great video on xtube about cleaning out that's been mentioned on other threads here. I consider myself to be pretty masterful at cleaning out and I learned a trick or two from that video. I do agree with rawtop that diet is a factor as well as how much water you shoot in there. The key is to hold the water in a bit and totally relax when you release it. I think it's also important to sit on the side of the tub and work the hole with a butt plug to expel the excess water.

Preparing for a sexparty is another task altogether. I've got that down pat too.

If you are ever at a sex party with guys who know how to clean out, everybody can fuck for hours with no issues. It's amazing and fun. I think the hardcore bottoms understand that if you turn up dirty, you are not going to get fucked much.

[whiteslutbttm]

If I guy tells me he does not want to clean his ass and wants only oral, i cross him out of my list. There's no scarcity of bottoms.

Not every bottom is an extreme doormat/sub. Honestly, if a top is going to blacklist me because I said no to anal sex one time, I'm glad to be rid of him. There's fewer tops than bottoms, but it's not like tops are a rare commodity either.

[NLbear]

I just wanted to point out that when you're a bottom and horny, you forsake sex that day simply because you don't want to go through the exercise of cleaning your ass. Simply because it is too much effort at that moment. That is all I ask to the bottoms.

And I don't go for a diet. I fucking eat what I want. I don't live to get fucked. There is nore to life. I live to live. If I have to stick to a diet to get fucked, then fuck it and I don't get fucked. There is more to life than sex.

[bigdick4you]

Well, it could be a Dutch thing... I don't always clean out myself. It's too much hassle (gedoe) so yes it's recognisable, have canceled because of it. And sometimes I'm upfront about it and I don't get fucked, I just fuck. And then again, it's part if playing in that area anyway, shit can happen down there.

And that's why I don't fuck dutch guys...one time went to bathhouse in AMS. There was this guy with his ass in the air ready to get fucked.... Found out after a minute or so that he wasn't clean...he reacted like it was the most normal thing in the world.... I was ready to fucking punch him! It's not normal.... If u want and r going to get fucked u douche ur hole.... It's as simple as that! No wonder Amsterdam is not on the gay map anymore...