cum by mail

[subbtmb]

I'll take any loads sent to me. And record me using them as requested. Email me subbtmb@yahoo.com

[Guest CheekyChops]

Damn this is a fine idea.

I'm in the UK, cheekychoppers@gmx.com if anyone fancies sending me a load.

[Bwccummer]

I be open to send my cum by mail if one cover postage.

[Bibottomla]

On 9/10/2019 at 2:21 PM, Bwccummer said:

I be open to send my cum by mail if one cover postage.

I'll pay overnight postage

[KYRiley]

How the heck is the cum still fresh?

How is it still preserved after a day?

[Guest SEPaBBGuy]

Just now, KYRiley said:

How the heck is the cum still fresh?

How is it still preserved after a day?

A waste of time. 

[Bwccummer]

I know some deliver services have next day delivery. However, I am not sure what put sperm in type of container that stays fresh.

[Irvone]

Freeze it I suppose??? Make a Devil’s dick!!

Edited October 1, 2019 by Irvone
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[Traviscraymer]

Restarting this.   Looking for loads in the mail.

 

traviscraymer@yahoo

[Loadmybbttm]

Hott 

[BBottomSD619]

If anyone is still mailing loads, I would LOVE many! Please and thank you!

[kclarkke]

I want in on this! Email me shyguyyxe1@gmail.com if you want to mail me some loads! I'll send vids back in return! 

[ErosWired]

This topic keeps surfacing from time to time. I frankly don't understand why anyone would expect someone else to mail him free loads, given than sending anything by any form of post costs the sender money, and sending anything by next-day post costs the sender significant bank. Unless you're talking about buying the stuff, it's hard to see many guys having an incentive to shell out in order for you to get free loads at their expense.

But, assuming that there are those who have the disposable income and somehow get their rocks off sending semen off to strangers, it bears pointing out that there are hurdles to sending liquids through most mail and courier services. Taking the U.S. Postal Service, for example, yes, you can send your cum by mail...if you comply with USPS regulations as outlined in Publication 52—Hazardous, Restricted and Perishable Mail, Section 4—Restricted Matter, Subsection 45—Other Restricted Materials, Items 451.1,451.2, and 451.3. These state, in part, that you can mail such things, but only if you clearly mark the outer container of the mailpiece containing the liquid to indicate the nature of the contents (no discreet shipping), and there are specific packaging requirements. Among these, if you ship more than 4 fluid ounces (the equivalent of approximately 33 loads), you have to triple-pack it, include enough absorbent material to absorb the entire contents, and seal it in a leakproof secondary container.

Knowing failure to do any of the above when depositing such an item in the mail is considered a crime punishable by fine, imprisonment, and/or other penalty.

(Regulations prohibit mailing anything odorous, by the way, so if you pack your cumloads poorly and your package starts reeking of cum, it becomes an unmailable item.)

So in addition to the monetary cost, sending some bottom loads of cum by mail is also a pain in the ass because of the time, effort and materials needed just to wrap it all up for shipment.

Note: If you're thinking you can ship your toxic load and 'gift' someone by mail, forget it—HIV loses 90-99% of its ability to infect within hours even at levels much higher than those found in bodily fluids. You might as well be sending them PrEP. None of the other mainstream STDs survive more than a couple of hours outside the host, either.

Edited October 29, 2022 by ErosWired

[120DaysofSodom]

haha I love this idea

[hntnhole]

Thanks, EW.  I have a better solution that obviates all the shipping nonsense:

You want the Sperm, you come get it.