Things you have put in your ass to get off

[Searchingforit]

When i was young i would use pencils and pens! 

[Willing]

On 7/21/2024 at 12:43 PM, Willing said:

Ratchet handles💋

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[ffabbian]

 An 12 × 8 inch candle  with che Guevara sculpted  360°  

[GuelphGuy72]

When I was young my fingers.  Now plugs and dildos.

[Justaholeff]

A big fat PENIS. 😉

[viking8x6]

the Boogie

 

[OoxBottom92]

Grapes when I was younger

[Olderkinkybiguy]

In my early years, before I gravitated to being mostly a top, I would use anything I could bring into my bedroom. A variety of fresh vegetables; carrots and cucumber's mostly. I also propped a broom handle behind myself while standing. I have used various glass bottles; sodas and wine bottles were the norm. One time I was outside and shoved the garden hose up my ass than turned on the faucet; best “fucking”enema ever! In my youth, when my libido was slightly more uncontrollable, if I saw something I thought might feel good, I grabbed it and took it to my room for late night experimentation. 

[Poz50something]

 Now I feel so stodgy saying I mostly love putting a cock in me…nice, hard, with a warm load. I have a dildo (again, so old fashioned). I have seen lots of these uncut dildos, but it advised to use a condom with them, as the ‘foreskin’ can tear or degrade. What is the point of this? 

[HungryBottom666]

Ooof. Growing up in a conservative religious home and being highly anally-motivated, I had to use anything I could find:

• sledgehammer handle
• axe handle with slight curve
• hatchet handle with pronounced curve
• flashlights from thin to thick and from short to long
• ratchet sets
• hammer and screwdriver handles
• carrots, cucumbers, butternut squash (slightly rotten)
• soooo many candles
• toilet brush handles (too chicken for the brush end)
• plunger handles
• sister's metal, softball bat and her tennis racket handle
• lots of shampoo and hairspray bottles
• broom and mop handles (normally 2 at a time)
• thick magic markers

 

[wbekk85]

On 6/13/2024 at 8:01 AM, URS2USE said:

i once used a bracket from a wall sconce light...

I'll never be able to look at a lamp the same way ever again. I'm willing to try anything at least once.

[Piggyybttmm]

On 4/16/2025 at 12:29 PM, Justaholeff said:

A big fat PENIS. 😉

SAME SAME

[hahahahahahahahaha]

On 4/21/2025 at 8:56 PM, wbekk85 said:

I'll never be able to look at a lamp the same way ever again. I'm willing to try anything at least once.

You "love fucking ass" and I would just love receiving whatever you want to give me, however many times you want to, and wherever you wanted it to happen. Would love to have contact with you - send me a hot, juicy message.

Cheers,

Jamie