Seriously, Why Fake Cum?

[PendragonSpirit]

One of my biggest pet peeves in raw porn is what seems to be an overabundance of "breeding" that features what - by all appearances - is clearly fake "cum." Especially when it's like... splashed all over surfaces and just flat-out looks like someone mixed corn starch with water and called it a day.

Who decided this was sexy and had any place in porn? If you're going to cum inside, cum inside. If not, that's fine, pull out for the money shot, but I'm not jacking it to food supplies, I want to see a hot load of actual cum leaking out of a hole. Hell, even if the top doesn't cum enough for it to really 'leak' out on camera, just the idea of it is pretty hot. But when it comes to the bottom pushing out the sexual equivalent of cake frosting, I lose all interest.

[Guest]

I've seen this loads of times too, very disappointing indeed.

[fskn]

9 hours ago, Eunuchus said:

I've seen this loads of times too

Loads of times 😂

All joking aside, I agree. Fake cum in videos or still photos is such a turn-off. It's instantly noticeable either because there is more than is humanly possible, or because the color and texture are completely uniform, unlike the real thing.

I love creampie videos, but it is a shame when the top (or the man, in a hetero film) goes to the trouble of faking the twitching shaft, the grunts, and the slow pull-out, only to unleash a torrent of...hair conditioner? water mixed with starch? liquid soap?

[ItsCasey]

9 hours ago, PendragonSpirit said:

One of my biggest pet peeves in raw porn is what seems to be an overabundance of "breeding" that features what - by all appearances - is clearly fake "cum." Especially when it's like... splashed all over surfaces and just flat-out looks like someone mixed corn starch with water and called it a day.

Who decided this was sexy and had any place in porn? If you're going to cum inside, cum inside. If not, that's fine, pull out for the money shot, but I'm not jacking it to food supplies, I want to see a hot load of actual cum leaking out of a hole. Hell, even if the top doesn't cum enough for it to really 'leak' out on camera, just the idea of it is pretty hot. But when it comes to the bottom pushing out the sexual equivalent of cake frosting, I lose all interest.

Well Said.

I have heard that some porn stars fuck  so much they can't even cum anymore.  Not sure if it's true but it makes sense.

I want to see the real thing though ❤️

[hntnhole]

21 hours ago, PendragonSpirit said:

pushing out the sexual equivalent of cake frosting

I've even seen group scenes where some of the guys not actually Breeding have what look like plastic ketchup bottles squirting some pale, watery shit all over the place ... kinda puts a damper on the whole thing.  I do understand why the Tops are supposed to show the "money-shot", but the first jet of Sperm is enough for that.  The rest belongs IN THE HOLE !!!  Like there's any better lube than loads off previous Cocks ??? 

[Guest]

Yeah the big porn peeves: 1) condoms 2) voice overs by guys who are clearly not the ones having sex or even in the same room 3) background music from a 1970s disco 4) fake spunk. Oh, and for stills, anything involving photoshop.

[Pigforcum]

So much porn is fake looking and crap. Amateur stuff is much better

[Lustofalltrades]

Agreed!! Ruins the whole watch.

 

It looks like Elmers glue to me LOL

 

Alot of felching videos use fake cum ive noticed. 

[AtlFire75]

To add to my irritation, if there's a threeway, why does only one top get to cum in a hole? I enjoy watching the second top get sloppy seconds. 

[fskn]

8 hours ago, AtlFire75 said:

To add to my irritation, if there's a threeway, why does only one top get to cum in a hole? I enjoy watching the second top get sloppy seconds. 

The best is when one of the tops aims for the other top's shaft and covers it in (real) cum, which the other top fucks into the bottom.

[LetsPOZBreed]

Maybe just personal speculation here, but I wonder if drug usage plays a part in this.  

I used to get so turned on by TIM vids back in the day when they first started to really challenge the mainstream studios in popularity (think early '00s timeframe).  I've looked back on some of these, though, and don't really get what got me so hot and bothered about these.  I can see obvious tweaked out bottoms going through the motions, and even the tops can have this glossy-eyed look on their face during the scene.  Personally, back when I was using (about 10 years ago), when I was high off my tits, I couldn't even get hard...let alone try and get myself anywhere near the point of cumming.  Maybe it's a similar thing?

[evilalex]

Str8upgayporn actually has a few articles about the use of fake cum. 

Here's the latest. [think before following links] https://str8upgayporn.com/sketchy-sex-fake-cum-shots-gay-porn/

[BootmanLA]

To be honest, it's not that much more bothersome than so many other "faked" things in gay porn. For instance, there's nothing sillier than a guy in a sling with his wrists clearly in restraints that are then not clipped or locked to the sling's chains - where the bottom's hanging onto the chains instead of restrained by them.

Or a guy getting "flogged" who takes like three light swipes from a flogger and is moaning like he's about to cum from the intensity.

Or the fuck that you know only took 3 minutes from penetration to orgasm but by mixing up multiple camera angles you get a ten-minute fuck out of it.

Seriously, a huge portion of what you see in commercial porn is badly, badly faked.

[hntnhole]

On 1/16/2022 at 1:39 PM, fskn said:

I enjoy watching the second top get sloppy seconds

Well ...... How about sloppy twentieths ??  Better and better !!