Odd shaped cocks

[slaveboi]

So this last weekend I was on grindr hoping to find something.  I had a 19yo tap me and I saw he was looking for a bj. I'm more into the getting fucked mood so I told him that and we agreed on a time. A little later he tells me he is nervous because his cock looks weird. I told him don't worry about it everyone is different.  So he gets to my place about 1am and I'm beyond ready to go. He sits on the couch and I pull his cock out. Its too dark to see much but I start licking and sucking.  He gets hard and its maybe 4in long, normal shaft, but the head was massive.  Like way too big for the rest of it. So we had fun and I got 2 loads and he said he had a great time. The next day I was talking to a friend and we got into odd looking cocks. This was by far the most memorable but I've seen a lot of different shapes and sizes but got to wondering what all have you guys seen? Not really size but just different than normal. I think a close second was a guy that had as much foreskin as cock.  Not trying to shame anyone I'm into anything just kinda an interesting topic

[GIVEMESEED1974]

I used to have a fuck buddy with a 6" uncut cock.  The distinguishing feature was that it curved up like a tow hook.  One of the top 10 best I've ever had.

[Sfmike64]

9 hours ago, GIVEMESEED1974 said:

I used to have a fuck buddy with a 6" uncut cock.  The distinguishing feature was that it curved up like a tow hook.  One of the top 10 best I've ever had.

I remember reading a porn story in Honcho or Mandate back around 1979-80 called Teddy the Hook. All about a dude with a curved cock.

[PozBearWI]

Looking back keeping a sex diary would have been fun to read now...  

[Jaygusher]

I go gaga over cocks with abnormally large mushroom heads. They have a great mouth feel and you can feel the shape of the cock with your ass more vividly.

Over the years I’ve had the opportunity to play with some unique cocks.

I’ve had large head cocks.

A cock with vitiligo.

A cock that looked like a black guys, but it was on a blonde white dude.

A cock with two urethras (two piss holes)

A cock that good length but was very thin. Like a sharpie pen. It felt like getting jabbed by a long finger.

Cocks that had prominent curves (upward curve, downward curve, curved left, curved right, even a cock that curved in an S shape.)

Cocks that were thin at the base that bulged wide in the middle. (There was one that could function like a butt plug. It couldn’t easily pull out.)

The most interesting cock I’ve gotten to play with was a dude that had a literal horse shaped cock. He wasn’t massive, it was 7 or 8 inches. A pretty good length, but his head was flat and flared just like a horse. 
 

*bonus: I haven’t seen it in person but there’s a guy called the double dick dude. He has two penises. He’s bisexual so it would be awesome to meet him just to get the opportunity to play with them.

 

[PozBearWI]

And cocks change over time.  For example @Jaygusher mentioned guys with vitilago.  My mate's cock developed this a few years ago; but long after we met.  

[fluffybutt]

I have a 7 inch cock with a mushroom head on it, guys love it when i do top because they all say how good it feels in them, it takes some foreplay with any guy mostly to get it in but thats part of the fun right? 😉

[fluffybutt]

On 5/8/2024 at 2:00 AM, Jaygusher said:

I go gaga over cocks with abnormally large mushroom heads. They have a great mouth feel and you can feel the shape of the cock with your ass more vividly.

Over the years I’ve had the opportunity to play with some unique cocks.

I’ve had large head cocks.

A cock with vitiligo.

A cock that looked like a black guys, but it was on a blonde white dude.

A cock with two urethras (two piss holes)

A cock that good length but was very thin. Like a sharpie pen. It felt like getting jabbed by a long finger.

Cocks that had prominent curves (upward curve, downward curve, curved left, curved right, even a cock that curved in an S shape.)

Cocks that were thin at the base that bulged wide in the middle. (There was one that could function like a butt plug. It couldn’t easily pull out.)

The most interesting cock I’ve gotten to play with was a dude that had a literal horse shaped cock. He wasn’t massive, it was 7 or 8 inches. A pretty good length, but his head was flat and flared just like a horse. 
 

*bonus: I haven’t seen it in person but there’s a guy called the double dick dude. He has two penises. He’s bisexual so it would be awesome to meet him just to get the opportunity to play with them.

 

You would probably like mine then haha

[Marlin]

A most memorable fuck was with a guy who had a very nice 7" cock with an enormous mushroom head . Going inside me was difficult but once past my first ring he felt great and he really knew how to fuck. After he shot he was still hard and boy could I feel him pulling out. One thing I noticed is that his huge head worked like a plunger dragging out a good amount of the cum he just left in there. A copious amount was running out of my ass and soaked my sheets. All I could think of was the knot on a dogs cock 

[blackrobe]

2 hours ago, Marlin said:

A most memorable fuck was with a guy who had a very nice 7" cock with an enormous mushroom head . Going inside me was difficult but once past my first ring he felt great and he really knew how to fuck. After he shot he was still hard and boy could I feel him pulling out. One thing I noticed is that his huge head worked like a plunger dragging out a good amount of the cum he just left in there. A copious amount was running out of my ass and soaked my sheets. All I could think of was the knot on a dogs cock 

Great illustration of why the human cock evolved as it did. The better a cock was at removing other breeders seed before planting their own, the more likely they'd have more offspring. 

[Jaygusher]

13 hours ago, fluffybutt said:

You would probably like mine then haha

Do tell. Bigger the head the better

[KindaBasic]

2 hours ago, Jaygusher said:

Do tell. Bigger the head the better

Love a big mushroom head. 

[Marlin]

21 hours ago, blackrobe said:

Great illustration of why the human cock evolved as it did. The better a cock was at removing other breeders seed before planting their own, the more likely they'd have more offspring. 

Exactly, But as a gay man I want as much semen in me as possible.....I want all the possibility of all their offspring

[Cumjunky215]

I have had a few really unique dick in my life.  One was a severely bent dick up and sharp left. The guy wanted to fuck me but it couldn't happen missonary or doggy--he straddled one leg and fucked me with my other leg held up. A great fuck but very awkward.  Another was incredibly long about 11 or 12" slight downward bend and less thick than a normal dick.  It looked strange but I could suck him and get it straight down my throat.  We met up a few times and he came into my stomach a few times, I tasted his cum only as he pulled out and the head dripped on my tongue.  He said noone ever did that to him before. I think he was more fascinated with my ability and willingness to accomodate him than others.