Tellin' On Myself (AKA Seeing What I Want to See!)

[Ieatcumholes]

AKA = Also Known As

So, this resource site that I irregularly visit was offering premium memberships for $1 for 30 days. (I never would've paid for the premium features otherwise.) So, of course, I'm downloading as much as I can during my 28 day window, cause I'm canceling on the 29th day to avoid getting close to that 31st day automatic renewal thing...

When I select something and download the "bundle," a whole bunch of files get downloaded instead of just the file I selected. At first I wasn't paying attention after clicking download, but one time out of the corner of my eye I SWEAR I saw, "Felching resources..." 🤯🤯🤯 So, OF COURSE, the next time I downloaded a bundle, I paid attention! The window that briefly pops up says, "Fetching (emphasis mine) resources..." 😊😖🤪😂🤣 But I STILL see "Felching resources" whenever that window pops up!

Hence the title of this thread... 👅 

And note to self: I guess the universe is telling me I need to felch, and SOON! 🤪👅 Anyone willing to provide a hole for me to felch? Message me! 😍

[hntnhole]

Wellllllll .... I reckon that's one way to tell us you need to exercise that tongue (which I covet with all my Lusts ...) 😁

[cockfun69]

I love to see a webpage is LOADING