What is the Strangest Thing that has Happened to You at a Hook-Up

[Falls727]

I hooked-up with this guy at his place. I thought it would be typical meet-up. I walk in and the guy is wearing a cowboy hat and boots, and is fucking his shop vac. I just stood there staring at him. He looks at me and says, “come join the fun!” I’m all for kink and I’m a piggy whore, but somehow that was a huge turn-off! I slowly closed the door and left. I will forever have his face burned into my mind as he was fucking the hose pipe and yelling giddy-up!

[Latin1990]

I was visiting Hell’s Kitchen and came to a top apartment he received me with a gun in his arms ,  I panicked and say sorry I have to leave but then he apologized and told me he was cleaning it all of his place was full of guns in the wallet because he collects them, it was a quick fuck but he kept telling me I have the ass of a black woman(I am Latino) and that turn he on calling me Beyoncé he kept fucking me with the gun in his hands until he cum and I left feeling weird hahaha  

[BarebackedBear]

I'm not sure how strange this was, versus maybe being comical or even a little bit sweet. I prefer more mature men, and in my mid 20s I once hooked up with a guy in his late 70s. He could still get a boner like blue steel, God bless him. This was the early days of Viagra.

I got on the bed, on my back, feet on his shoulders. He said to me, "Prepare yourself, young man. I'm going to ravish you!"

I'm sorry, you're going to what me? 🫠 I had to look up that particular Great Depression era slang later when I got home. He was living in a retirement community and his apartment was like a time capsule, complete with doilies, pictures of his deceased wife and kids (who were older than me), a huge console style TV in the corner, and I kid you not, a candy dish with butterscotch candies on the coffee table.

He had a tub of Alboline on the nightstand we used for lube and for a brief moment I wondered how old it was and if his deceased wife had used it to remove her makeup. Pretty quickly I pushed that thought out of my mind, deciding that was a door best left closed. 

Gramps fucked me like a damn demon that night, even with a hip replacement, as his deceased wife watched from a photo on the dresser. We spent time cuddling and talking afterwards and he gave me some "fatherly advice." I got the feeling he didn't have many visitors.

I went home gaped and raw and leaking, with a few of those butterscotches in my pocket. I still think about him today.

Edited August 25 by BarebackedBear

[topblkmale]

 

While lubing a Grindr cum dump’s hole - door bell chimes and in walks some other top from Grindr. 
 

I gathered my clothes, dressed in the bathroom and left. 
 

I don’t do guest appearances. 
 

Inner city safety concerns. 
 

[Poz50something]

Happened about 2 years ago - had a very rare connection with a guy on BBRTS, because there's quite a number who wanna sell you meth, and I don't do drugs from strangers. This guy's announcement was that he was versatile - great. I am too. This means strictly 50 -50 on my part. I LOVE topping - I LOVE bottoming - and if it's raw, fucking amazing. Love to feel a cock contract in my ass. LOVE to load a guy's ass when I get into the rhythm. So this guy comes in, I start by fucking him. WE get into a groove, his ass is warm, tight. But something feels off....He feel like he's tripping balls. Halfway through, he excuses himself and needs to go to the bathroom. Okay- I go in and I need to pee. He's just standing there rummaging through his ditty bag, when he pulls out a syringe, shoves it directly into his meatus, and plunges the syringe into his urethra. Oh fuck... a tweaker. Nope, I was wrong. His cock starts to balloon out becoming humungous, about 8-9 inches. Probably liquid viagra. He comes back to the bed, and just lies there. With a huge uncut cock pointing straight to the ceiling. OK there's a stiff cock, let make use of it.  I had douched just in case. I stood up, hovered my ass on top of his erection, and sat on it. So, his cock goes into my hole, and he looks shocked. 'What the hell you doing?' I replied 'Im getting fucked, what does it look like I'm doing' 'I am versatile, it says so on my profile'. Apparently, he was a total bottom, and just wanted to show off his erection. 'I wanna go home'...He shoved his manufactured hardon into his pants and left. I think he blocked me after that. 

[Cumjunky215]

16 hours ago, topblkmale said:

 

While lubing a Grindr cum dump’s hole - door bell chimes and in walks some other top from Grindr. 
 

I gathered my clothes, dressed in the bathroom and left. 
 

I don’t do guest appearances. 
 

Inner city safety concerns. 
 

Makes sense, urban smarts are important. As a bottom I think I need to take care of my tops. Keep them happy and they come back for more.