What’s your bathhouse routine?

[Norcalfukkr]

The one here in Silicon Valley shut down and sold during covid. Never came back at a different venue which is a bummer. It was such a fun place to hangout and fuck/get fucked.  It was usually pretty crowded on the days I’d go. Getting a room was ideal but sometimes impossible as they’d all be booked and in use. If that was the case, I’d get a locker and strip and walk around the maze. I’d cruise but not necessarily engage  in activity right away. I’d love to go into the steam room, hang out a bit, maybe caress a cock or two in there, go out to the hot tub and strike up conversation. I’d do that rotation a few times and hit the video room. That’s usually where I’d find guys in search of getting sucked off or we’d head back to their rooms and fuck.  If I had a room, I’d post on the chalkboard that I was taking anon bb loads and room number . I’d stay ass up and get a few takers. I’d also cruise and find hot holes to pump my load into.  It was always raw uninhibited sex and everyone had poppers. It was always such a great time. I really miss that level of sexual promiscuity.  Easily have several partners in an evening, an ass and stomach full of cum. 

[partying.hard]

I’m selling the goods while in my room and on the hunt while prowling around.

[Labtmguy]

Simple for me, deep clean before going so I don't have to worry about it there. 

Get a room if available, put my jock on, turn the lights out, open door, get face down, ass up bury my head in the pillow and take all the hard cocks and loads I can get in me. 

If no room, I'll go to the group room or a dark area and assume the position for all the same. 

From time to time I'll walk around showing of my ass. 

[cman54]

I live about an hour away from the Bathhouse I go to. I clean out good before I go. Also I like at least my balls clean shaven. I always get a room. I get there early so it's normally not a problem. I strip naked grab my towel and my blub cleaner. I go to a bathroom and touch up on my clean out. Then back to my room. I put a ball clincher on my nuts. I like to tell guys to grab and squeeze my balls when they are fucking me and the clincher makes it much easier for them to get a good grip on them.

I live my hole with Vaseline. Hoping it will break a condom if a guy uses one on me. Them I go to the shower and rinse off. Go in the hot tub and talk with a few guys if someone is in it. They have three TVs playing mostly gay porn that you can watch while in the hot tub.

I go in the steam room for a bit. Then into the sauna . If nothing happens there then I'll start milling around. Normally with the towel over my shoulder. I'll check out the video room, darkroom, sling, and video room. I walk around all of the rooms looking for a door open with a guy stroking his dick. That normally means he is a top. If I find one I'll start by sucking his cock and I'll ask him to fuck me.

When going to all of the different places if I do find a guy that shows interest I'll tell him my room # and I ask him to stop by. I'll put my room # on the blackboard and bbb. Then I'll head to my room, leave the door open and lay on my stomach with my legs spread and my ass facing the door . Like most things it doesn't always work. I get board quick though just laying there waiting. I then just go to random places still looking to get fucked. I will suck random guys but what I really want is bare dick in my ass. Doesn't always happen but I don't get discouraged. I've done very good there and sometimes just got to suck a fer dicks is all. Bathhouse is definitely hot or miss but I never really regret going. Best I've done is leaving with like 5 loads in my ass. And I have been lucky enough to have a few black guys fuck me and cum deep in me. Those are the best. 

Any advice anybody can give me to get fucked more will be greatly appreciated.

[SubOhioBttm]

I typically get a locker, not a room. Start by making sure I see who's checking in at the same time. Make eye contact with anyone who looks like they could be fun. I start in the sauna and steam room because I like the benefits of both of those rooms, and sometimes you can find some hot fun (pun intended). Then I walk through the areas to see if there's any groups playing or men looking - gloryhole area, sling area, video rooms, or at Flex Cleveland, the asylum. I like playing in the public areas. It's a turn on to suck someone or get fucked with guys watching. 

[Pozguyinchi]

21 minutes ago, SubOhioBttm said:

I typically get a locker, not a room. Start by making sure I see who's checking in at the same time. Make eye contact with anyone who looks like they could be fun. I start in the sauna and steam room because I like the benefits of both of those rooms, and sometimes you can find some hot fun (pun intended). Then I walk through the areas to see if there's any groups playing or men looking - gloryhole area, sling area, video rooms, or at Flex Cleveland, the asylum. I like playing in the public areas. It's a turn on to suck someone or get fucked with guys watching. 

I also check to see who is coming in at the same time. Then it gives you a time line on when they are probably wanting to dump their loads. Most guys hold off until the end to cum. Those are the guys I want to play with.

[ballerva]

I typically walk around with my towel slung over my shoulders so my hard cock and my bubble butt are exposed and ready for action. I always get a room and am happy to do 1-1 sex there, but I also like fucking in public sections (in the steamroom). My hometown bathhouse isn't nearly as active as it was pre-Covid, so I haven't been going very much lately. 

[leatherpunk16]

I don't really do bathhouses anymore. It was never my scene, and when I went in my 30s, it was mostly for the purpose of the experience and not getting the loads (or dropping them). It just didn't happen. I had good luck a couple of times at the Chicago Steamworks, but that was it.

Now in Seattle, my options are fewer. I'll go to the monthly fisting party and spend my night in the rumpus room. When I get bored or need something different to look at, I'll go on the prowl. See who all is around. Same routine, but fewer guys, and none of 'em interested in me unless they'll take just anyone's load. (I think they might be avoiding me. I keep wearing my biohazard pendant around my neck there, and it probably sends a false message because people are shit. No one's commented on it, so I can't verify that for certain.)  And then it's back to the fisting party. 

My last trip there for such an event was my best visit so far, but that's a different story.

[phukhole]

I take a spin around the place to get the layout.  I'll lube up my hole and walk around naked or in a jockstrap so a searching finger may find my hole ready.  Then I either leave my door open (maybe blindfolded) and lay ass up waiting or I hit the dark room/gloryholes.  I love anon loads.

[NWUSHorny]

I rarely get a room, so I just walk around naked and see what I can get up to. On my very 1st visit to the bathhouse was to the now closed Denver Swim Club, I did rent a room that night, I wound up as the meat in a fuck sandwich in a group play area within 10 minutes of arrival. I didn't even get a chance to explore and get my bearings 1st, of course I have been a huge fan of active bathhouses ever since. My biggest issue, and I have no idea how to overcome it, is cities where the bathhouse scene isn't very sexually active, neither walking around or room cruising seem to work in those cities.

[Memphian]

I'm not aware of any bath houses in Memphis, but I frequent an adult theater that has a big open theater, and in another section, booths.  I prefer to be in the big theater because i guess I'm something of an exhibitionist.  I also sometimes go to a monthly blackout party at a venue that has lots of spaces, slings, benches, anon fuck boxes, etc.

My routine for both is the same.  Get completely cleaned out, take a shower, and once there, strip down to a jock and lube my hole.  Guys seem to have a sense of who wants to be mounted, so they never ask.

[Tiboer]

I’ve posted this before but my friend has an interesting approach to bathhouses.  To keep it interesting, each time he goes, he follows a theme.  One time it will sex only with short guys. Then the next time, only tall.  Then hairy, smooth, blond, brown hair, pretty, ugly, Black, White, old, young, fat, thin… etc.

It helps him immediately edit whom he will pursue.

[VersGuyAnon]

After stripping off, I usually go into a cubicle (door open), squat down, then lube myself up, so I'm ready to go take cocks right away. Then I have a quick walk around, to see how many guys are there and if there's any particular area where things are happening. Usually there's not a lot going on, so I head to the darkroom, bend over the bench, spread my feet and wait to see if anyone coming in is interested in using me.

Depending on how things go, if there's not a lot of action, I'll check out the glory holes and (increasingly) get on my knees in a cubicle, with my arse on show. Yesterday all three of those were a success, which is rare, but it goes to show that every visit is different.

[VersGuyAnon]

9 hours ago, Pozguyinchi said:

I also check to see who is coming in at the same time. Then it gives you a time line on when they are probably wanting to dump their loads. Most guys hold off until the end to cum. Those are the guys I want to play with.

Yep, last night I actually stayed later than planned, but it meant getting three massive loads inside me as a result. 

[Webster9]

Even though I already cleaned out at home, I clean out again as soon as I get to the bath house.  Then, I tour the place to see what's available and to let them see me.  After I lube up my hole, I head straight for the slings and see how many loads I can get.  When that slows down, I tour the place again, usually ending up in the dark room, bent over a fuck bench.