Vaseline - not so bad

[Erik62]

Crisco has always been my lube of choice. After a good clean out, 3 or 4 globs shoved up my cunt & I'm ready for any fuck or fist to slide in. Just do all your booty bumping before using Crisco because you lose the power of absorption. When a cunt full of crisco, piss & cum sits on your face you'll get the most delicious 😋 face fucking ever. 

[Hungryforbbc]

23 hours ago, PozToxVersPig said:

I don't know why I hadn't gone back and tried it again sooner.  The other non-traditional lube I like is coconut oil (the solid stuff).  It's unclear to me why other water based and silicone-based lubes are so fucking expensive.

Silicone lube ruined my silicone toys and I prefer thicker so boy butter or axle grease are my acceptable alternatives 

[KindaBasic]

On 12/2/2025 at 11:50 PM, PozToxVersPig said:

Might not be good for beginners but I’m far from a beginner. 🙂

When I was a teen, it was what most of began with for lube. It was either petroleum jelly or spit.  

[PozToxVersPig]

2 minutes ago, KindaBasic said:

When I was a teen, it was what most of began with for lube. It was either petroleum jelly or spit.  

Me too - that's why I thought it couldn't possibly be good.  Like, I can get grown up stuff now 🙂 Sure enough, it works great 🙂

[onlyraw]

On 12/4/2025 at 8:21 PM, Phallarchist said:

How was that? I'm intrigued.

the butter worked fine, although just as hard to clean up as Vaseline... and sometimes, if it had been in the fridge for a while it was a bit more aromatic than vaseline   😉

[verslut]

I prefer Boy Butter for oil based lube. But Vaseline is still a classic, reliable lube.