Vaseline - not so bad

[Erik62]

Crisco has always been my lube of choice. After a good clean out, 3 or 4 globs shoved up my cunt & I'm ready for any fuck or fist to slide in. Just do all your booty bumping before using Crisco because you lose the power of absorption. When a cunt full of crisco, piss & cum sits on your face you'll get the most delicious 😋 face fucking ever. 

[Hungryforbbc]

23 hours ago, PozToxVersPig said:

I don't know why I hadn't gone back and tried it again sooner.  The other non-traditional lube I like is coconut oil (the solid stuff).  It's unclear to me why other water based and silicone-based lubes are so fucking expensive.

Silicone lube ruined my silicone toys and I prefer thicker so boy butter or axle grease are my acceptable alternatives 

[KindaBasic]

On 12/2/2025 at 11:50 PM, PozToxVersPig said:

Might not be good for beginners but I’m far from a beginner. 🙂

When I was a teen, it was what most of began with for lube. It was either petroleum jelly or spit.  

[PozToxVersPig]

2 minutes ago, KindaBasic said:

When I was a teen, it was what most of began with for lube. It was either petroleum jelly or spit.  

Me too - that's why I thought it couldn't possibly be good.  Like, I can get grown up stuff now 🙂 Sure enough, it works great 🙂

[onlyraw]

On 12/4/2025 at 8:21 PM, Phallarchist said:

How was that? I'm intrigued.

the butter worked fine, although just as hard to clean up as Vaseline... and sometimes, if it had been in the fridge for a while it was a bit more aromatic than vaseline   😉

[verslut]

I prefer Boy Butter for oil based lube. But Vaseline is still a classic, reliable lube.

[Orlbttmntraining]

I didn't know it destroyed condoms! I'll keep that in mind for when I start random fucking again!

[PozBearWI]

I rather like Albolene, which seems to wipe off a bit easier than petroleum jelly.  

[onlyraw]

19 minutes ago, PozBearWI said:

I rather like Albolene, which seems to wipe off a bit easier than petroleum jelly.  

And you can toss any Abilene coated towels or cum rags in with your regular wash and it cleans up with no problem

[TXltnpozcumdump88]

When I was growing up preteen I used Vaseline to lube my finger or vibrating toothbrush and shove it in my younger self.
Into my teens I used Vaseline also because it was convenient to carry around in my school bag when I got fucked after school or when I skipped class. 
When I got older and found breeding.zone I learned that Vaseline destroy condoms rubber compounds. 
Vaseline is great and has always been greatest play mate for me. 

[Hungryforbbc]

I love the thickness of it- I don’t like it really wet cause I prefer to retain some tightness and i hate getting so wet and sloppy that I don’t feel the full spectrum of sensation.  I totally hate most water based products because they are too slippery and make my hole sloppy and squishy when I prefer it to be tight but welcoming.

[Rillion]

When I was growing up it was what is used to jack off and also used with a small plastic vibrator that I found in my my mom's trash. It was good, just a bit difficult to wash off compared to water based lubes.

[Erik62]

On 12/31/2025 at 1:39 PM, Hungryforbbc said:

Silicone lube ruined my silicone toys and I prefer thicker so boy butter or axle grease are my acceptable alternatives 

At last, a bottom with a predilection for thicker lubes. Crisco is my go to but, the pleasure to have my Tops inserting a grease & lubing me slowly as he pushes deeper is sensory overload. To be hard & rough fucked & then fisted with my cunt full of engine grease feels like an expert service checkup. 

[Norcalfukkr]

Best lube, besides cum, is gun oil. It just smells so masculine and is super slick in a good way like silicone oil. A little bit goes a long way.  I like gun oil for conditioning my beard. Again, the scent just makes my cock hard and my ass twitch.

[PozToxVersPig]

2 minutes ago, Norcalfukkr said:

Best lube, besides cum, is gun oil. It just smells so masculine and is super slick in a good way like silicone oil. A little bit goes a long way.  I like gun oil for conditioning my beard. Again, the scent just makes my cock hard and my ass twitch.

So I was talking to a friend about JLUBE today which many people don't like because if you use the premix, or mix on yorur own, is incredibly sticky and when it dries is really hard to get off of surfaces.  I was taught by someone long ago to 1) use the powder and 2) replace 1/8 to 1/4 of the water with Gun Oil (specifically gun oil...he said it doesn't work the same with other lubes). 

This combo eliminates the stickiness issue and you get the best of both words.  Still it's a pain in the ass, and I also love Gun Oil stand alone! 🙂