Vaseline - not so bad

[Norcalfukkr]

2 minutes ago, PozToxVersPig said:

So I was talking to a friend about JLUBE today which many people don't like because if you use the premix, or mix on yorur own, is incredibly sticky and when it dries is really hard to get off of surfaces.  I was taught by someone long ago to 1) use the powder and 2) replace 1/8 to 1/4 of the water with Gun Oil (specifically gun oil...he said it doesn't work the same with other lubes). 

This combo eliminates the stickiness issue and you get the best of both words.  Still it's a pain in the ass, and I also love Gun Oil stand alone! 🙂

Working in a lab with some fancy instruments that require special lubricants, I’ve had access to some really exotic lubes. I used some yesterday applied to a centrifuge tube and fucked myself to prelube and open my ass for those tops that came by and bred me.  I’ve even formulated a synthetic “cum” like protein goop as lube to see how that felt. I definitely prefer real cum and a little bit of gun oil to get the breeding session off to a good start. 

[TaKinGDeePanal]

4 hours ago, Norcalfukkr said:

Working in a lab with some fancy instruments that require special lubricants, I’ve had access to some really exotic lubes. I used some yesterday applied to a centrifuge tube and fucked myself to prelube and open my ass for those tops that came by and bred me.  I’ve even formulated a synthetic “cum” like protein goop as lube to see how that felt. I definitely prefer real cum and a little bit of gun oil to get the breeding session off to a good start. 

You might have a whole new product out there!

[Ocisland310]

I like Vaseline 

it’s a turn on 

[Willing]

Aquafore is the best,  lasts a long time. 💧

[ccmmss]

I agree with the Aquafore. It does last a long time. I like to prelube with it. Just a litle. Then add some silicone lube if anything else at all. Its also easy to find and get in those tiny travels tubes. Keeps my hole soft feeling no chaffing and drying out!

 

Mmmmm I need some cock now.

[Upfourall]

I use Albolene, available at any drug store and some supermarkets, cheap and a little goes a long way.

[Willing]

On 12/4/2025 at 12:02 AM, BlkBear77 said:

A few years ago, i met up with hookup from scruff. This middle eastern bear had a very sub side. After licking my boots and a bj. He want to get fucked, bare was fine. But he didnt have any lube. (he didnt fuck much). But he did have vaseline. I left his hole a full of it and my load.

Fuck yeah 😵

[beefyjockbtm]

Vaseline was the first lube i used to jerk off and play with my hole... it was the only thing suitable in my house growing up. Also used it for the first few years of getting fucked. I still like it but these days i only use it when I run out if regular lube. When i use it for jerking off it makes me cum super fast for some reason

[BBOpenHole]

On 12/3/2025 at 4:56 AM, Warmnsalty said:

Watch a couple guys fuck once using crisco as lube, that was a new one for me. Seems like a emergency alternative LOL 

Having a lot of fisting friends, I can say this is less an emergency alternative and more an old faithful standard! 

They didn't call it the "Crisco Disco" for no reason... 😉

 

[BBOpenHole]

Might be in the extreme minority, but I DESPISE silicone and petroleum based lubes. They work great and all because of the staying-power, but that's also the downside in my mind. For me, they tend to get EVERYWHERE and then everything is just oily and slick for the rest of the night! Once that happens, it's near impossible to get a grip on a wall or bed frame or anything to get leverage. 

Plus, if you are a bottom that likes to occasionally dig out a load or two from your hole for a taste (like I am), I want to taste that cum--not the lube that helped it get in there. And those lubes just stick around forever!

Spit and cum are #1 lubes for me; water based lubes like the KY Gel lube in a desperate pinch. And flavored lubes belong in the trashcan!!!