Lazy Bottoms and shit

[Jimmy1212]

Being married kinda naturally limits the amount of sex I have with dudes, so I assume most of you have more experience than I. Having said that, it has happened a couple of times that I been fucking a dude and he isn't as clean as he might have thought he was. But here's where we differ. Although I'm not into scat, unless the situation is totally disgusting, I'm not about to let a little shit ruin my good time. I'm fuckin a shithole - I'll hold my breath if I have to, long enough to finish the job and drop my nut in that hole. And if the dude's a little on the twisted side and willing to clean me up with his mouth afterwards, so much the better.

Edited December 14, 2011 by Hotload84

[pulszer]

Had this happen to me a few times. Revolting. Hate shit. Period. Hate my own shit. Period. Low gag reflexes here when it come to smells like shit. Hate it. Hate to heave and puke because some lazy ass pig fuck won't clean out. Just like a filthy, smelly mudpie which is a turn off. Was breeding a pig one time and my dick came out clean....just checking. He had taken a few loads already before I got there so I told him to squeeze some of them out before I unloaded. As I faced his cunt with my face pretty damn close, he blew a wad of cum and liquid shit all over my face, my WHITE wife beater and WHITE baseball cap. Thought I was gonna die. Threw my hat and shirt in his trash. Had to strip off all my clothes and spray my body with Lysol. That's right. Lysol. Was so pissed off I told him to go clean out immediately. I then PUMPED a massive VL in his hole and left. Never went back. What a fucking pig. (Him)

crikey :(

[pulszer]

I always clean out before bending over, however, shit happens! Get over it. Sometimes I just think it's karma for all those tops who set up a meet and back out or don't show up. All the work we go through and then the top wimps out. I have backed out at times myself when i know cleaning out just isn't going to work. But I am honest with the top and let him know because I don't like shit either. Amazing how many times they have said they don't mind. I have never been into scat, but there are more guys than you may think that are into it. They don't call it a shit hole for nothing.

I don't accept a 'shit happens' attitude. I'm both a top and a bottom (more top these days 'though) and I've never had shit happen. If I haven't douched and gotten everything out then I'm not having sex.

Edited December 14, 2011 by Hotload84

[Guest]

Bonerfied / bonafide- clever play on words, Shadowgames.

I have a creative linguistic sense

[hungry_hole]

I'm pragtmatic about the shit issue. I have more control over my body than others. Before having sex I make sure I'm clean and if I'm not then I simply cannot have sex. My hole has to "feel empty" in order for me to fully enjoy sex and enjoy taking a load. Just the image of being bred with a dirty hole is a complete turn-off. Maybe my obsession with always having a clean hole is the reason why I've had several long-term fuck buddies (10+ years). They know they are getting a clean hole to dump their loads.

But it's true that accidents do happen, especially to inexperienced bottoms. The times a meet with a bottom to whore him out and I've used a dildo, it has come out dirty a few times.

When I've organized group action at my place I always tell the tops that I'm the only one that can get fucked. They can play with each other's cocks and suck each other, but nobody else but I can get fucked and bred. I justify it by telling the tops (or versatile-tops) that 'accidents' happen, that I hate shit and find it a complete turn off, but I don't want to deal with other guys' shit at my place. That way I get to be the only bottom.

[Hotload84]

Very pragmatic indeed, Hungry_hole. Sounds like real dedication to being a bottom.

[Totop]

I don't understand it, but some bottoms think that taking a shower (or even just taking a dump and wiping) is enough to get clean. Also, some guys say they are "clean" but are talking about HIV/STD status. So it doesn't hurt to flat out ask if they've rinsed out, rather than ask "are you clean?".

The bottoms that ask me the 'clean' question are referring the HIV.

[Pigsubboy]

I've been there before. I've spent a hour or more flushing and washing out my cunt. Then I was fucked by a black top's cock was 12 or more inches, and it was all down hill after that. Sometimes it happens no matter how much one tries. It isn't like we are born with a shit-free cunt. Lol.

Edited December 17, 2011 by Hotload84

[Guest BushPig]

Gotta be clean (inside and out) and smell clean too. Most of the older guys who have topped me didn't seem to mind however, I think that's from the old school mind set of 'shit happens'. I also keep an industrial deodorizer in my 'vicinity' where I can mask any malodorous discharges

[HungLatinDom]

To be completely packed after assuring the top that you cleaned your hole is something very different form a bit of brown water of residual shit. Not even close

[hornyfuck1984]

As a top I'd always have agreed 100%...until recently! I'm not experienced at scat...but I love the taste of a sweaty mans hole and well, to be blunt, this last year or so I've grown more turned on at the idea of just sliding in and fucking a slopppy hole, even if it's a bit full.

As for the smell, yeah - that's a hurdle to get over! :S

To your point though - if he says he is clean then there's no excuse. Some people are just skanky!

[Inception]

I hate hate hate scat and like to be cleaned out most of the time...

But it is also a big turnon to be a mess inside if am cruising woods near me where a lot of bi-married guys go. Love to get fucked and just let loose a mess all over 'em that they will have a hard time explaining when they go home - umm how exactly did you get shit all down the front of your shirt?

It's great to run into those same guys again when cruising and see them take off in fear when they recognize me. I really hate married men.

If I run into guys I like I'll just offer blow jobs and let them know I'm not prepared to fuck.

I think the time that really turned me on to this kink was when I was about 25 and this queen who thought he was all dom was trying to get me to let him fist me. I was way too tight back then, still am, but way too tight for sure then and I said no but he was persistent and kept trying to popper me up more. All of a sudden not even shit, just a bit of dirty douche water came out all over him and he had a white t-shirt on. The look of complete disgust that came on his face, and the way his dick deflated really showed me my powers as a bottom to control things.

Edited December 30, 2011 by Inception
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[Pig Bottom]

When I was in my 20's I could take a fleet enema and refill it with water and use it a few times and be clean for hours. I used to go to the gay porn theaters in Manhattan and get fucked and play around for hours.

Now I have to use the shower enema and start 3 or 4 hours before I go out. ( I only have breakfast that day, and maybe a slice of bread or something light for lunch.) I use it for 5 to 10 minutes and repeat every 45 minutes. I try to go deep. Sometimes you think you are totally clean and you step out the show and have to jump on the toilet and more comes out.

One time I had a really messy situation with a fuck buddy. I had cleaned myself out, but I don't know if it was because we had a big dinner before sex or because I was taking antibiotics but when he was almost done I realized what was happening. He didn't notice and came in my ass. I ran into the bathroom. When I came out he was changing his bedding. We were still friends but after that he stopped having sex with me. He would always initiate it, but after that it stopped. Then a few months passed and I was able to seduce him and I was able to have him fuck me a few more times but then he got a boyfriend.

When I'm in a dark room I get pissed off when guys ignore me and the other guys bent over, who probably cleaned out well, and start fucking some guy that they were kissing who probably had a dirty hole.

I do have a fantasy about my fuck buddy fucking me in the shower without me cleaning myself out, I would get all aggressive and make him fuck me, if shit happens we can wash it off.

Edited December 30, 2011 by Pig Bottom

[pulszer]

I've been there before. I've spent a hour or more flushing and washing out my cunt. Then I was fucked by a black top's cock was 12 or more inches, and it was all down hill after that. Sometimes it happens no matter how much one tries. It isn't like we are born with a shit-free cunt. Lol.

well then, just be honest with the top and say, hey, I douched but I'm not a 100% sure I got rid of it all. Dont be a lazy skank and not tell him.

[cumdumpbna]

I have to say as a BOTTOM i hate to have a DIRTY hole. if my hole is not clean i will not bttm. I use a stream master and i go for really deep cleaning and also change my diet a few days earlier if i know i am going to bttm. But i really clean out deep. that is the only way i like to fuck i even get turned off if i top fucks me and pulls out and as my shit on his cock. it is a turn off for me. that is way i make really sure i'm clean before i play.

i have to say that is why i deep clean and i dod not mind to have a guy go from my ass to my mouth with his cock or fingers. i know how clean my ass is for any top that wants to go deep. and i mean deep and hard.