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RandyCubby

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  1. Wow Randy, Just wanted ya to know that you are a very, very handsome man!

  2. So when my boss and my secretary ask, "What'd you do this weekend?" should I tell the truth? [EG]

  3. So some female porn star gave 249 blowjobs in 14 hours in 2006 for a world's record. [EG] I would fuckin love to break that record.

    1. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      I've never had enough cocks/cum in either of my orifices. Happy new year, sir!

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  4. So some female porn star gave 249 blowjobs in 14 hours in 2006 for a world's record. [EG] I would fuckin love to break that record.

    1. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      And another 250 up my ass. 😉 And when that starts to "overflow," as it will, scrape it out of my asshole with a spoon and feed it to me. (You're right about me being a dirty PIG, sir.)

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  5. So some female porn star gave 249 blowjobs in 14 hours in 2006 for a world's record. [EG] I would fuckin love to break that record.

    1. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      I'd love to swallow 1/2 those loads, and take the other 1/2 on my face and my tits.

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  6. I'm looking for those who has some deep dark taboo perv secrets hmu if you want me to add them anonymous to my confessions Tumblr 

  7. 😀"Versatile Bottom"😀 but I just love the way "Randy Cubby's" profile photo makes you look like a real TOP. that I just want to hug if I am allowed. 🙂

    1. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      Aww! Thanks! Some guys once called me "a butch bitch."

  8. Cant help but to find myself looking dumber the more I workout and potent I get. Just jock muscle and a potent set of genitals. 

    1. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      "...jock muscle and a potent set of genitals." Oh, fuck yes.

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  9. I wanna be an even bigger slut. 😉 I'm not sure HOW... but that's my goal. 

    1. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      I think of how everyone talked about the slutty girls in my high school, and I think, "I am SO much slutty now than those bitches were! What would the people I went to high school with say if they knew about me? What would my favorite teachers in high school say if they knew that quiet, shy little Randy has spread his buttcheeks and bent over urinals?" [EG]

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  10. New Goal: to get felched thru curly straws

  11. Hey sexy stud! You turn me on so much! I wanna pound you do hard.

    1. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      Oh, I'll squeal if you let me sit on it and ride it cowgirl while I play with myself. I'll squeal and oink.

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  12. Hey sexy stud! You turn me on so much! I wanna pound you do hard.

  13. Hey sexy stud! You turn me on so much! I wanna pound you do hard.

    1. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      Thanks, mister! 😉 I'm flattered! 

      Just curious - what position(s) you wanna pound me in?

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  14. Reading your profile just gave me the most raging hard on!!! #bottomgoals

    1. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      I started cruising the park as a teenager, giving blowjobs in park restrooms. Graduated to adult bookstores at 18. Old queers loved me!

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  15. Reading your profile just gave me the most raging hard on!!! #bottomgoals

  16. I'm looking for those who has some deep dark taboo perv secrets hmu if you want me to add them anonymous to my confessions Tumblr 

    1. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      I've gone home w/guys who wanted to watch me and their dog. 

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  17. Fuckn great adventures just like having someone like you around. 

    1. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      Awww... Shucks. Thanks!

  18. Him: So I can just show up anytime - like, 2 am? - and you'd suck my cock? Me: Mmmppphhh!!! Mmmppphhh!!!

  19. Maybe I could invite the whole army to my place for a weekend of fun?

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  20. Amazed at how fast my body adapts. My weekly fisting training continue to achieve new skill levels. Was fisted for a solid hour tonight, including one 15 or so minutes stretch where his hand never left my hole. Plus he's now all the way to his knuckles in getting through my second  sphincter and into the colon with his paw. Drove home with a throbbing trashed Canyon of an ass. Slept good deep and hard for three solid hours and now a wake, somewhat sore and a wishing for more.

    1. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      Of course, you want more. Like me, you're a fuckin slut. The more you get fucked, the more you wanna get fucked!

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  21. "Mr. B-----d, you can't keep getting gonorrhea in your throat. We'd like you to talk to a counselor again."

    1. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      So, appt. made for the counselor... about my "inappropriate, self-destructive, addictive behavior."

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  22. "Mr. B-----d, you can't keep getting gonorrhea in your throat. We'd like you to talk to a counselor again."

    1. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      ramithome, I back my ass up on gloryholes already... and get gonorrhea and chlamydia in my rectum as a result. ;-) you're saying I should I do it MORE? (cause if you're tellin me to do it MORE, I will!)

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  23. "Mr. B-----d, you can't keep getting gonorrhea in your throat. We'd like you to talk to a counselor again."

    1. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      I can't stop suckin cocks thru gloryholes. At 2-4 a day (and 10-15 on Sat), in the last 15 yrs, I've had... how many cocks in my mouth? How many 1000s? Do the math: I've got a master's degree but I'm too fuckin stoopid to count that high. (And I'm too fuckin stoopid to quit. I could end up w/drug-resistant gono. Then I'll be fucked, won't I?)

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  24. As if all the sex this past weekend in Atlanta wasn't enough, one of my regular black stallions read me on Monday evening and tonight I just finished visiting a guy who worked on my hole last week for fisting and almost gotten in, but not quite. Tonight he slid right in within a couple of minutes and I got fisted for what I thought was a very short time turned out to be a very long time comparativly He had his roommate take video of some of it so I will have that coming soon and I'm excited about that and how loose and supersize capable  my jock hole is becoming. And the pleasure stimulation? So intense I saw Stars

    1. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      First x I got fisted, I came so hard my cum hit the ceiling fan, which then flung my cum around the room! Guy who'd fisted me said, "OK, you want me to take my hand out fast or slow?" Well, I had a butt on my face, so I hadn't seen. I mean, I knew he was playing with my asshole, but I didn't realize he'd gotten his whole hand up there. So I said -- muffled, cause I'm speaking into a buttcrack -- "Hand? HAND? Your whole hand?" Everyone started laughing, cause it looked like I'd gotten fisted w/out realizing it was happening.

      Everyone in the room said it made me look like a REAL slut.

      (The next day, I tagged along with these guys -- I never got their names -- to Pride where they were manning a booth. I ended up blowing all their friends, one by one, in the port-o-potty. The next night, I got invited to a pool party... where I got gangbanged. So ALL their friends agreed... I was a REAL slut!)

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  25. I've always found, when two guys meet up in a club and both just want to get straight down to raunchy full-on sex in the sleaziest way possible, the best way is not to think about it but just DO IT ....

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    1. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      Dayum. Love lickin a cock thru leather pants.

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