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RandyCubby

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  1. If I was a girl, I'd be knocked up right now. No clue who my baby daddy was. I'd have had 40 abortions by now.

  2. In a sling last night at a party. Damn, I needed that.

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    2. bols59

      bols59

      Don't be a tease! Tell us everything!!! ;`]

    3. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      5 up my ass, another 3 in gloryhole maze, so ... my ass wins.

    4. NLbear
  3. In high school, envied girls who were sluts. One skank took 6 boys - in her pussy, asshole, mouth, each hand, between her tits. I surpassed that skank long ago.

  4. In high school, envied girls who were sluts. One skank took 6 boys (in her pussy, her asshole, her mouth, each hand & between her tits). I surpassed that skank long ago.

  5. In high school, envied girls who were sluts. One skank took 6 boys (in her pussy, her asshole, her mouth, each hand & between her titties). I surpassed that skank long ago.

  6. In high school, I envied girls who were sluts, including one skank who took 6 guys at one time - her ass, pussy, tits, mouth, each hand... I surpassed that skank a long time ago.

  7. It's like I have a clit in my asshole.

  8. It's like there's this itch way up my butthole that only a big fat bare dick can scratch.

  9. It's like there's this itch way up my butthole that only a big fat dick can scratch.

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    2. tradiemason

      tradiemason

      No matter how many cocks n loads it takes me cum n piss hungry hole still itches too (_0_)

    3. RandyCubby
    4. DudeLiquor

      DudeLiquor

      hey, if it'a really deep dowm itch, I can scratch it for you

  10. Just got in from gloryholes.

  11. K, my fetish is being "slut shamed."

  12. Lock my office door, ease my pants down, my shirt up... pinching my tits, beating my meat... like I wanna be caught. FIRED. Wouldn't that be HOT?

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    2. foxboy25

      foxboy25

      mmmmmmmmmmm even better if your boss caught you and made you bend over the desk

    3. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      I get off on humiliation and suffering the consequences of being a slut.

    4. Niagarapig

      Niagarapig

      You ever gotten fucked at work?

  13. Logged 18 hrs. at gloryholes in last 48! Going back this AM! Masturbating like a monkey right now.

    1. NLbear

      NLbear

      Nothing wrong with that. I am horny as fuck all day

  14. Logged 4 hrs. tonight at "the holes."

  15. Long time ago, did weekend for DUI. Wasn't raped. Got bred willingly. Cause I was bored.

  16. Love finding myself in a bedroom I've never been in, surrounded by mounds of dirty clothes, and some stranger is fingering my butthole, and he whispers, "What a fuckin whore."

  17. Love finding myself in a bedroom I've never been in, surrounded by mounds of dirty clothes, some stranger fingering my butthole, whispering, "What a fuckin whore."

    1. Sfmike64

      Sfmike64

      So fucking hot. Sounds like there's a story there.

    2. foxboy25

      foxboy25

      can i be the one to sneak in and suck out all those loads?

  18. Love suckin off old trolls.

  19. Made a pig of myself at TWO bookstores.

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    2. SweatyKum

      SweatyKum

      I did just the same exact thing Tuesday night in Atlanta, RandyCubby. Love to see you take loads, giftgiveretx.

    3. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      4 the other night. (my all-time record's >25) going back to bookstore tonight

  20. Make me wear a bra, panties. Make me put a bag on my head. Just fuck me! Somebody - ANYBODY! - please fuck me!

  21. MD looked me in eye and told RN he wished he could euthanize me legally or at least castrate me. "It humps everything," he sneered.

    1. shinelover

      shinelover

      Keep humping everything -it's what we're here for.

    2. bareall77

      bareall77

      This "MD" sounds like he needs embrace his inner gay chaser. Usually the harshest ones are those that fear they are what they claim to hate!

  22. MD looked me in eye and told RN he wished he could euthanize me legally or at least castrate me.

  23. Me: "Don't worry about me getting off." Him: "Believe me, I ain't worried about you, dumbass."

  24. Me: "Don't worry about me getting off." Him: "I ain't worried about you, dumbass."

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