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Should I skip horse market this saturday?
Spunkinmyarse replied to rawfuckr's topic in London Metro Area
One thing I will say, @rawfuckr, is that I hope you’re not expecting douching facilities or anything civilized like that at Central Station- the toilets are limited and pretty rough. Make sure you arrive well prepared. I usually go to the Vault beforehand to try to pick up a couple of loads before the main event. That way, I know I’m “good to go”… Generally, once I start taking loads, my body seems to behave itself till the following day. On the plus side, your expectations of this whole thing seem very low- always the best way to avoid disappointment! -
Should I skip horse market this saturday?
Spunkinmyarse replied to rawfuckr's topic in London Metro Area
Yes, I agree with @bluedragon: it’s orgy style, just like similar parties elsewhere. I’ve been as a mare a few times (though not for a while), and you can certainly do poppers, even with your hands loosely restrained (in front of you). The worst part for me is the waiting around beforehand while everybody gets ‘processed’: seems to be quite disorganized and takes forever, but they may have got better at this by now. Other than that, it can be quite a good night- though like Horsefair anywhere, it can be a bit hit and miss depending on who’s there and where you get positioned in the (small) space. Be prepared to move if you are not happy with your position- the rules are not very strictly enforced, and if you need adjust your hood so you can peek out and see where you are going, just do it. By the end of the night, most mares have removed their hoods and hand restraints anyway. As you already have a ticket, I would give it a go- I don’t think there’s much else on this Saturday bar the usual options anyway. As you say, if you don’t like it you can always leave and go to the Vault instead (it’s walkable), or a sauna like Sweatbox if you fancy and all-nighter. -
Best city/country to visit in Europe for sex as a cub
Spunkinmyarse replied to Lt97's topic in General Discussion
Yes, I was thinking of Madrid, too- or other mainland Spanish cities such as Barcelona. Fantastic places for both bb sex and more mainstream tourist activities. But one of the OP’s requirements is easy availability of poppers. Although they may be available ‘under the counter’ if you know where to go, poppers are not actually legal in Spain, and I’ve read on this site that the police in Madrid will actively stop and search guys outside gay saunas in Madrid looking for them- so I would avoid. Perfectly legal in France, however, so yeah- Paris would be another good choice. -
Best city/country to visit in Europe for sex as a cub
Spunkinmyarse replied to Lt97's topic in General Discussion
I think Vienna sounds like a great idea! I’ve never been- it’s a little bit off the radar as far as a ‘gay’ destination is concerned, but sounds promising- I’d love to hear more about it from that point of view. GC is great for sex, weather and LGBTQ+ nightlife, but as far as the other things you mention on your wishlist (sightseeing, food, etc), it’s pretty rubbish. Whereas you’ll get all that stuff in abundance in a city like Vienna. -
Yes, some guys do wear knee-length socks, though it’s not common. It’s particularly handy if you are a smoker, as you can roll the top down and tuck a pack of cigarettes (or vape) underneath. Not relevant in the Vault, though- there’s no smoking area.
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I just wear regular crew socks, but a double layer (ie: two on each foot) which creates a sort of ‘pocket’ between the two layers.
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I have a similar wristband wallet that I can keep cash, lube and even a bank card in if I want. Generally, I put everything important (phone, wallet, keys, etc) away into the coat check along with my clothes when I strip, and just hold on to a bit of cash so I can buy a drink or two at the bar later- don’t forget you get one ‘free drink’ voucher when you pay the entrance fee. If I forget my wristband wallet, I just stuff this into my socks along with my poppers and a couple of sachets of lube, which are available for free in a couple of dispensers around the club. You can, I believe, leave your phone and wallet with the staff behind the bar for easy access later, though I’ve never done that myself. Poppers are available at the bar: £8 for a small bottle, £10 for a big one, and £12 for supposedly stronger ones. Be aware, especially if you are accustomed to similar bars in Barcelona, that there are NO douching facilities at the Vault. There are, however, four toilet cubicles: I make sure that I’m pretty much fully prepared for bottoming before I arrive at the club, and then just ‘refresh’ myself with a bulb douche in one of the toilets. I also end up stuffing the bulb douche into my socks so that I’ve got it on me later, just in case… So yeah, socks are a kind of important accessory at underwear/naked nights wherever you are- make sure you’re wearing a pair that fit snugly and have a good elasticated top so that things don’t fall out!
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Any other cruise bars similar to mon/thurs vault139's?
Spunkinmyarse replied to rawfuckr's topic in London Metro Area
Bunker bar in Hoxton is the closest thing to the Vault, though it never seems to get as busy. SBN can be quite good, but is just a once-a-week thing on a Sunday afternoon. Underground club near King’s Cross is another, but it’s very much event-driven, with each night quite different from the next depending on the theme. Tbh, there aren’t a huge number of options available in London for this kind of play… -
Got HEP C from barebacking and I'm devastated
Spunkinmyarse replied to rawfuckr's topic in HIV/AIDS & Sexual Health Issues
Ha- the same thing is always at the back of my mind when I visit Berlin these days, @NordicBtm! Like you, I was at Folsom 2024: bending over and getting fucked by multiple tops at parties like Horsefair, Biohazard and PIG is my ultimate thrill sex-wise, but I’m aware this puts me in the high risk zone as far as getting Hep C from fucking is concerned… Anyway, just had my tests done and they all came back clear, which is good- though I understand it can take months for Hep C to show up In your bloods. So really, all I can say for with any certainty is that I didn’t catch it at Folsom 2023 😅 -
Hey, looks like no-one else has stepped in to answer your questions yet, so I’ll give you my observations: 1. As far as I can recall, the piss grate is open and useable on naked nights- can’t remember there being huge crowds using it, but it’s not my fetish, so I’ve never given it much attention. 2. Lab does not have ‘private’ darkrooms- all fucking is pretty much visible to anyone and everyone. Some areas are darker than others. The main fuck zone consists of a dimly lit room full of padded fuck tables/platforms, where generally bottoms bend over and take whatever comes along, so it’s all fairly ‘anon’. There are of course lots of other areas kitted out with all manner of fuck furniture- including some (though not many) slings. For a ‘private’ fuck, the best you could do is find a darker, quieter corner somewhere. 3. Yes, you can take in your own lube, though a generic lube is provided in squeezy bottles dotted around the club. Your bag will be searched, but I don’t think they are looking for lube. The layout of the Lab (and the position of various bits of kit) does vary from time to time, depending how much of it they decide to open up. On busy occasions (Folsom, etc) as well as “Lab Dance” more areas are open than on regular naked nights. Hope you have fun!
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Have you tried Sniffies?
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I think the main difference between the two is that the Tiergarten cruising area around the ping pong tables is quite open and, as @AirmaxUK point out, it’s quite close to a well-lit main road. While you would think this would make it safer, it clearly lends itself more to “drive-by” harassment incidents like this one. The main cruising area in HH is quite far from the road, and is difficult to find unless you know it. Any gang of would-be harassers would have to park their car, make their way down a steep hill through trees and bushes in almost total darkness, and then have to run back up that hill in order to make their getaway. Plus there is often a police presence at HH- the Heath has its own police force, and I’ve sometimes seen their cars parked in the Jack Straw’s Castle car park. Contrary to what a lot of people think, they are not there to harass the cruisers (HH is a recognized PSE, so cruising is largely tolerated after dark)- but more to ‘preserve the peace’. I’ve always felt pretty safe on HH- but then again, everywhere feels safe until it isn’t. The only part of the Heath that gives me the heebie-jeebies these days is the walk down to the fuck tree, as no-one seems to go there anymore, and you do feel quite alone. If you are very unlucky, I think it’s much more likely that you’ll get into trouble with a lone-wolf type character on HH than a gang of homophobic troublemakers.
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Cool- what a horrible experience, but glad to hear it hasn’t put you off your stride, @AirmaxUK One question- were there many other cruisers there? Or did you not really get that far? I’ve always felt there’s “safety in numbers” in these kind of situations (much like Hampstead Heath), but it sounds like I might be deluding myself a bit…
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*once a month when they do bi night
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I think it’s actually closed on Fridays, except once a month when they do no night. I just stayed in a cheap Travelodge off the M6…
