BritishCumdump

I know these posts are meant to be sexy and highlight the hot encounters we've had, but yesterday I had two of the worst hookups I've ever had in the same night and I need to get them off my chest. Two catfish. Two awful fucks. My fault for being gullible so don't be like me! First guy was messaging me and sending me pics of his big dick, but refused to come to my place and asked me to meet him in a field 15 minutes away that isn't a typical cruising spot. He had a hot pic and a big dick so I walk there and then get another message saying actually he'll meet me at a park further away. I walk the extra 10 minutes there and then total silence. No replies, no sign of him, no extra "meet at this specific part of the huge park" guidance, just ignored. I hang around thinking that he'll appear for about 20 more minutes in the dark. Then as I walk away and start on the way back I get approached by a messy shorter guy, around 5'4" who asks me if I'm looking for someone, I say I am, and he starts with a big "oh apparently people meet off Grindr but I wouldn't know anything about that" routine, I ask if he's the guy I was meant to be meeting and he says no then asks if he can kiss me and if I'll suck him off. I'm a slut so I do both even though this guy looks nothing like who I was supposed to meet. His dick is not at all as advertised, like it's only slightly thicker and longer than the typical index finger and he cums in my mouth after like 40 seconds. I say goodbye and head off, checking Grindr on my phone to see that the guy I was meant to be meeting is not only back online but saying 4 metres away so I assume that was the guy. Afterwards I get lots of "oh I'm so sorry I didn't meet you my phone ran out of data, did you meet anyone else while you were there?? I bet you did" style messages. I just replied with "Nothing that was worth the trip". The second guy (a mere hour later) insisted that I come to his place and I refused as I'd already wasted time traveling for the previous meet. He changed his mind and got a taxi to mine only to turn up looking about 15 years older and wider than any of his pics, then proceed to start exploring my house, opening doors and looking in drawers all the while I was telling him to stop. When I finally got him to the bedroom (he'd paid for a taxi here I couldn't just kick him out without a fuck) he didn't have a clue what he was doing and his dick was pretty much negligible, like 3 inches when fully hard. He started telling me how beautiful I was and how much he fancied me (this was supposed to be a pump n dump btw) then he tried to fuck me but couldn't get into a rhythm because his dick kept falling out, I genuinely couldn't feel much of it. I had to jack him off with two fingers and a thumb. Huge cumshot tbf but it wasn't inside me so I was left disappointed. Then after trying to explore my house more he wants to fuck me again but asks if he can do a line of coke this time. I tell him that I don't mind but that we probably won't be able to fuck again as EVERY time a top has taken coke in my experience they stop being able to get hard. He insists that he can still get hard after coke and that it's not a problem. 4 minutes later he's upset that he can't get hard again and getting emotional about how he wishes his dick was bigger and (despite the fact I've told him repeatedly that I am purely bottom and currently locked in a cock cage) he's asking me if I can fuck him instead. I played counselor for a bit and he admitted that he lied about his dick size because he was (admittedly quite rightly) scared that I wouldn't want to meet him if I knew he had a tiny dick and was older than in his pics. I calmed him down and then he suddenly just decides he has to go. Once he's gone I get bombarded with messages asking if we can meet again and what my mobile number is etc. I told him I was glad he got home safely and have not responded to any further messages. I get that I might come across as insensitive here and that it must be very tough being top/vers with a small dick, but lying about your size and getting very emotional about it with a total stranger is probably not the best look. I just wanted to get my ass fucked and instead I lose around 4 hours and a lot of patience on two guys for no real reward 🙄 What's your worst hookup been like?

I'd love this Fantasy too. Hope you get it man. Get that sleazy ass whored out and filled.

Got another one to add to my list. Guys who ask if I mind them doing coke and do it anyway after I tell them that it always stops tops getting hard. "Don't worry it won't stop me getting hard, that doesn't happen to every guy" *5 minutes later* "Sorry man this doesn't usually happen, maybe you could fuck me instead??" Get the fuck out of my house you timewaster 🙄

Holy fuck. This! I've just started blocking guys that say they're on their way and then never show. Timewasters are bad enough but lying timewasters are even worse. And yeah the shower thing bugs me, I don't care if you're showered, I just want your cock inside me.

Anyone got any links to good vids of internal jerk offs? It's my new favourite thing 🤤

Fuuuck I've not had this before. I've had guys that are not able to perform when we get down to it but not actual timewasters that still turn up.

Yeah! I've had a fair few STIs but I've never had symptoms. I'm just a responsible cumdump that gets checked regularly. Some guys brag about never getting STIs and I just think they haven't had enough sex.

Okay guys, what are your top peeves or aggravations when hooking up somewhere? Too loud? Unwashed? Catfish? I'll go first, getting fucked by nervous guys. I'm a cumslut, I don't mind what you look like or how big your dick is, I don't need to be pleasured, I get off on being used and knowing that a guy was able to get off because of me. I get so many guys who stop fucking half way and ask if I'm sure it's okay or if they're doing a good enough job, and I'm like "that's why I was moaning and telling you to not stop". It puts me in the awkward position of having to stop myself saying "your dick is too small and I can barely feel it so please just breed me and go". One guy last week was fucking me in a sling at the sauna and he kept stopping whenever he felt any movement around him and looking around. He fucked me on and off for 20 minutes and queues of guys built up behind him and got sick of waiting. I asked him why afterwards and he said he was scared his husband would walk in on us. Why the fuck would you go to a gay sauna with your husband if you didn't expect him to fuck other people? I should have just pushed him away and yelled next 🙄

Thanks for all the replies guys. I should have been more forceful with him but I wouldn't really want to report him or anything. Then again I'm pretty lenient with guys doing things with me. It was just in that instant where I wasn't feeling it!

Got to a sauna for the first time since the pandemic at the weekend and it was ace. Only got around 3 loads in me but got a lot of cock. There was a moment though where I nearly lost my temper with someone, I was riding the most beautiful guy's dick and trying to get him close while a crowd watched, when an elderly guy comes over and starts awkwardly trying to suck my limp dick despite it REALLY not being the angle for it. I gently pushed him away as I don't like getting sucked but he was having none of it and kept coming back and trying again so I pushed him away again saying "I don't like that" and cupped my cock to stop him, then he tries sucking my nipples and I had to stop myself from snapping at him, my attention was supposed to be on getting a good groove to milk the dick inside me and I just totally lost the vibe. What do you do in these situations? Should you just stop riding, break the mood and tell them to fuck off or is it just an accepted downside to letting a crowd be involved? Should I wear a cock cage or something next time just to make the message clear?

Just as an update on this, my bussy obviously made an impression as the both of them have been messaging me every day asking me to use my holes. I've not been able to yet but they've told me all the hot stuff they wanna do to me and how they're gonna use my ass whenever they like, breed my hole then eat it out and kiss it to each other, doublepenetrate me while making out, and some other kinkier stuff. I can't wait, meeting them next week 😈

I used to be like that, it was almost painful to pull it all the way back but I'd defo say my cock head is less sensitive now that I've been abused and edged by a lot of dom guys. I mean when I'm in a rush to get my pussy seeded I guess a big sensitive cock is what's needed 🤤

So hot! How many loads have you had in your bussy at once man? Would be great to see you full up and dripping on the sidewalk

Ah that's interesting to consider. So I guess they're hyperstimulated without the foreskin. Just means we have to work harder for our reward 😈

When I was growing up I knew absolutely no one that was circumcised, it's probably only through porn that I saw guys that were cut. Well since sucking and taking a lot of cock over the years I've noticed in my experience that cut guys tend to take longer to cum when fucking me, is this a common thing? Also I'd be interested to know if any of you have any cocksucking tips for both cut and uncut men. I've noticed that if I work the head with my tongue and lips more for a guy that's cut, but involve my wet hand and lips to wank an uncut guy it tends to get them there faster. Any tips?

Usually I'll be chatting to guys on and off on apps and it'll take weeks before we actually hook up. Well I was talking to this hot Irish guy who is married to an equally hot guy, they're both tops so are basically looking for holes to use either alone or together. This scenario is perfect for a slut like me as one of my fantasies is to get doublefucked by a couple and have them making out with each other while their cocks are rubbing against each other or filling me with their cum. Well after only a day or so of chatting I told this guy that I was off to London for a week and we agreed to meet up when I'm back. Then around midnight on the day I'm going, I get him telling me he needs to fuck me now, I'm pretty tired but who am I to refuse? So I send him my address and get ready, and then at like 1am he arrives and from the offset is totally in charge. It was so freaking hot. We're talking head holding while deepthroating, facefucking, fingers in mouth whule being fucked. I was genuinely his bottom boi fuck toy and he pummeled every single built up frustration into me . Plus he started being really verbal in a beautiful Irish accent, asking me if I liked the taste of that cock, and making me beg and plead loudly throughout for more. When I wanted him to fuck me, I had to beg, then when I wanted him to cum inside me I had to beg. And each time he'd stop when he was getting too close, telling me I wasn't ready for his Irish spunk yet. Throughout he told me what a cumdump I am, how my only purpose is to be fucked, seeded, and discarded and it turned me on so much. Eventually we ended up standing with my face pressed against a wall, his bicep around my throat choking me while he fucked me from behind. He made me beg for his seed again but I could barely speak and then he said "Well I guess you're getting this fucking load anyway" and started fucking me as hard as he could, eventually shooting what must have been a three day load inside, I felt it mostly because of the position but fuck it felt like a deserved reward. Afterwards I cleaned his cock off, he kissed me, and got dressed and headed off. It was so good to be able to head off to London with my hole already seeded. I've been chatting to him and his husband while he's been here and it looks like they wanna fuck me together as soon as I'm back. Perfect 😈

I love it when guys do this for me then bring round their cum to fuck me with. I keep meaning to do it myself but I always instinctively eat up my spunk whenever I jack off 😅

That's so sad that they rejected you after finding out you were poz. At least here there's plenty of guys that'll put you at the head of the queue because of your status. It's good that you had those hot encounters and connections though, hopefully there'll be many more to come!

See that's my worry that if I settle down it'll be a one-way street in regards to being an open relationship. At least you shared some good times. When you say he didn't leave you at the sauna, do you mean he stayed there encouraging other guys to fuck you? 😈

That sounds really nice, was it just like a connection you felt at the sauna or was he just so attractive that you knew you wanted to know him outside of that environment? Was he a good fuck?

I think whether you can feel a guy unloading in you depends on how deep he is. I've been fucked by guys with fairly small cocks and I can feel a rush of warmth or a sensation of wetness when they unload, also with tops that like to pull close to out when they shoot so they're only like an inch in and then fuck it deeper so that it's easier to felch. When a guy has a huge cock like 8"+ I can't feel anything, the only clue I have that he's cum is when he stops slamming into my guts 🤤😈

Yeah! I mean I get off on the feeling that I'm just a hole to breed for them, but it does add to it when you feel privileged that this hot guy is shooting his spunk in you and not some other slut. I don't think I'd give a guy from the sauna my number but I'll defo add them as a favourite on Grindr if they're on.

Hey, does anyone have any tales of just slightly falling for someone fucking them at a sauna? I was at SBN in London yesterday and spent some time getting fucked in one of the slings, and this guy comes along to take his turn and what an absolute stunner, I was pretty poppered up but I think I even thanked him after he finished haha. He was like nicely short, big phoenix style tattoo across his chest and big otter beard and hair. Just moments like that that make being a cumdump just that extra bit special 🤤

Doesn't look like there are any responses. Maybe it's a tough dynamic to maintain!

Amazing! So hot! I love hearing my sloppy cum filled hole getting pounded out by a guy that gets turned on by how slutty I am.