BritishCumdump

Thank you sir, I'd love your cream in my hole sometime. I'm gonna give him a second go, not because it wasn't awkward as fuck but because I'm desperate for that load in me!

Yeah like if it was a roleplay thing it'd be plausible, but this is genuinely just like super desperate and affectionate messages to a slut who only cares about getting a guy's cum inside them. If you want love go on dating apps rather than hookup ones or don't seek emotional validation through sex, you know?

This is totally a personal peev but I wanted to see if anyone else sees a hookup using "kisses" in messages as a red flag? I'm a slut, I don't ever try to hide this, I give no indication of romance or even friendship to my hookups, but in my experience when guys start ending messages on Grindr or Sniffies or whatever with "See you tonight xxx" or "I'll be there in 5 xx" it makes me think they're gonna be the clingy type of "no strings" where they breed me and then tell me their life story, or worse, fail to breed me and then tell me all their life problems and about what medication they're on. I always listen and I always stay attentive, but it's not what I signed up for and I really feel like this affection is misdirected. I think though it might just be me who separates sex from love so cleanly. Is anyone else scared when guys that you're not chatting to in a romantic context break out the xxx?

See I get totally mixed reviews. Some guys will fuck me after I've taken a dozen guys and a fist and talk about how tight I am, others will be my first of the night and want to get a toy in there so that DP will make it tight. While I get turned on by the thought my cunt is so sloppy, I don't want any guys being disappointed by their experience!

I usually make sure I've got a tally above my cunt just so they know they're not the first in me that night

Just had an anon hookup, me blindfolded doggy style on bed, and this kid that must have been like 18-21 and just couldn't get it up, just couldn't stay hard or get his cock fully inside me. Most of the time when this happens it's due to nerves but because I've been stretched and bred so much lately I prefer thinking that maybe my battered cunt just didn't turn him on enough or was just too loose and sloppy to fuck. It kinda turns me on if I'm honest. Does anyone else have this? Where the idea of needing at least two dicks in them to be tight or useless for vanilla fucking really turns them on? What do you think, too slack?

Heya, I recently injured myself when sounding (only about 4" in) and there was blood but I just wanted to check whether this is something that will heal naturally or if I need to see a doctor about it. When I went to urinate the first time afterwards there was some blood and scar tissue that came out, since then it's been like a little blob of slightly red viscose cum each time but no actual blood. It's been about a day and a half since now. But it's more the concern of whether it can be infected through contact with urine (which isn't as sterile as people would like to think). Has anyone else had these kinds of injuries and what action did you have to take?

Yeah we've all had "they enjoyed it and can't understand why you don't want to hook up again" experiences haha. He's not getting stalkery is he?

Oh just cos he's far more innocent and unaware of my cumdump ways. The tops are prewarned about my risky status and the situation implies risk. When the twink sucked me off it was unplanned and I was too drunk to really focus!

Haha yeah both of those are strange but in a "okaaay well I guess I could but I dunno why you like it" way. You'll have to get some woolen tube socks just in case for next time 🤣

Thanks! Not the answer I was hoping for but I had hoped that if an infection was in my ass or throat it wouldn't be present around my dick, the way the clinic specifically tests my ass and symptoms only forn there made me think they were all isolated you know?

Hey just a question here about how STIs work. I've been getting banged a lot lately with a lot of guys using my throat and hole, I was all clear for STIs three weeks ago and I'm on prep though. Throughout all the encounters my cock has been in chastity and untouched. On Saturday I got really drunk and made out with a really sweet twink and it ended up with him giving me a blowjob, I didn't cum or anything but still got oral, is this kid at risk of anything? It's too early to get tested for stuff but if all my sexual encounters have been limited to my throat and cunt then is he at risk? Sorry if this is actually a dumb question!

Yeah see that's far more standard than having your female housemate watch, especially if she's giving Linda vibes. I'm still laughing at the mental image of them having a relationship where he dresses as a schoolboy and she's totally into it.

This is crazy hot, I'd fucking love that to happen to me. I gotta get some homeless dick now ❤️❤️❤️

You're right, I totally agreed about it being weird for a top to want to see a bottom's dick but I guess if you enjoy playing with it ot seeing it there as you fuck it makes sense. I just don't like the request because a) I don't like being sucked off so need to put it out to the guy that I'd prefer that doesn't happen, b) I'm usually locked in chastity so even if I sent a pic of my dick, that's not gonna be an option on the night. It's nice to see it from the top's perspective tho 😘

I'm fucking crying, the "he's really hot so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt" is a real thing. But wow, his Linda flatmate showing up and watching is just weird comedy gold 🤣

What are the weirdest requests you've had from a guy before they'll hook up with you? Okay so I'm an anon cumdump and my modus operandi is door unlocked, me on all fours on the bed, hooded/blindfolded, taking all cummers. As I'm sure many of you know, this "no nonsense" approach to hookups is actually insanely complicated so, after a 6 hour session last night where I only managed to get 8 loads in me because of a lot of guys with very specific needs or just plain timewasters, I thought I'd have a bit of a rant about the complications usually encountered and some of the bizarre special requests/mandatory requirements guys have given me before they'll come over. I'm literally just wanting them to come in, fuck me, leave, and yet it requires half an hour of chatting and answering questions before they'll come, or they'll just block me after an obvious wank. Here are mine so far in rough order of insanity. - Would only fuck me if I was wearing football socks. - Wanted to kiss me but only if I hadn't brushed my teeth. - Only if I was wearing a cumstained jock. - That I leave out some dirty underwear for him to sniff. - Only if I was totally silent throughout. - That I called him daddy when he was actually 15 years younger than me. - That I wear his rubber biohazard jock as he fucked me even though I was on prep and so was he. - Only if I had specifically 3 loads in me already. - That there was a dining room chair in the room. I'm not sure why as from what I heard it was never used or touched. - That there was a used condom on the side for him to drink or pour into me when he arrived (they didn't understand how tough it is for a guy that let's anyone breed them raw to find a condom nevermind a used one). - That I had my biggest toy in me already when he came in (he was a bit shocked when he saw the size and probably felt a bit small). - That he could walk in on another guy fucking me and pretend he was my bf. - That he could hide in another room and listen as a different guy fucked me. - The opposite where he needed to know someone was listening as he fucked me (sadly I could never coordinate the above three guys) - That I have at least one untreated STI. - That I had -specifically- a Pakistani guy's load in me. For this I tried to facilitate it but ended up just lying and saying the guy before him was Pakistani (when you're blindfolded and don't ask for pics it's kinda tough to do this kinda thing). So yeah there's probably more but those are the ones off the top of my head. How about yours? Or alternatively what's the weirdest request you've made of a guy? Also there is nothing more annoying than you telling someone on an app that you're putting the blindfold on and to just come in. Only to wait 5 minutes, no sign of him, check your phone and find "Are you sure?" "Hey you there?" "Can I come in?" messages from him. Gah.

Okay so as an update to this thread, the challenge that I was set was to go a week caged, and it was a revelation. By day 7 my dick was admittedly very sore from straining in confinement and I was very tired from intermittent sleep (waking up several times a night from being caged). But to celebrate day 7 a friend that had also been caged that week came over and we had a mutual fisting and fucking session where we tried to make each other cum purely through our asses. I even managed to breed him once we'd uncaged despite it being very hard work for me to top. Then after a day or so my ass had recovered and I found myself wanting the comfort of the cage again, so I put it back on and found that it now felt incredibly comfortable and like I could wear it even longer this time. I decided to try and make myself cum anally once more and had a very rough night trashing myself with my huge toys but sadly had to go bed, gaping, but caged and without orgasming.

I mean in all honesty I'm already a bottom and already a cumdump slut, but I did find my standards slipping and my risk threshold increasing the hornier I got from being caged, so I was at the point of accepting all offers from faceless to downright shady profiles on apps round to fuck and breed my holes.

That's good advice sir! I lasted 6 days locked up this time round sir so I'll gradually increase it until I'm ready to have a keyholder and risk permanent chastity. Your guy of 4 years sounds amazing, what kind of sub/slut is he? I wss ready to take any cock offered after just 4 days, I daren't think how obedient and horny I'd be after 4 years of only cumming every 90 days!!

I'll get one, allow my hole to be held wide for a long time to get used to being gaped. Anything else??

Thank you! It felt so good, I just want pussygasms every day. I'm getting trashed tomorrow so here's hoping for a full orgasm from fisting at last 🤤🤤🤤🤤 Any other advice??

Holy fuck, I'm on a chastity adventure this week and I can't believe how amazing it feels. I usually jack off every night and don't do stuff because I've sorted my horniness out, since I've been locked up for the past 4 days all I want is to get used and trashed. Every other day this week I've been trashing my hole with the biggest of my toys (see photo) and slowly but surely getting my body used to taking them. Last night I finally managed to take the thick brown one AND the triple dick one all the way TO THE BASE and it felt so good. I even orgasmed anally for the first time (through my cage) when I got to the point of bouncing up and down on the triple cocks. I'm so pent up and feel like such a slut, I just want guys to pass me around and TRY to get off fucking my loose sloppy hole. I'm only supposed to be locked up until Saturday for a big fist session but honestly I might just stay locked until I can cum anally all the time. Please reply with inspiration or telling me what you'd like to do with me to help me become a better locked slut xx

Okay so stalking might be a strong word for it but lately I'm being bothered by two different guys on Grindr and I just can't get rid of them. Is there a feature on Grindr that stops you getting messaged by profiles that are newer than 2 weeks old or such? Basically I got catfished by this guy, I was expecting tall dark and handsome to appear at my door and instead I got Quark from Deep Space Nine, so naturally I told him to go away as, well, no but since then he's created all these profiles to be threatening or to try and get into me. The other guy is a married with kids guy who lives like 10 doors down and just won't leave me alone, I've blocked him on every social media platform he's found me on and yet with both of them they keep making new Grindr profiles that are blank with distance hidden and I have to waste time having a conversation each fucking day until I work out it's one of them. I report them to Grindr but they just delete their profile and create a new one each time. It's making it really difficult to meet guys as when people are like "oh I want to stay anon" I have to be "well sorry then we can't meet because you might be one of these pricks".

Hehe did I say shy? I meant "sensible" 😅 I honestly can't say if I've got anything atm after being fucked so much lately , i just class them as shy cos they're not willing to take the risk