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It was dead sadly! Two older guys in there the whole night, swallowed both their loads and then got on grindr and went and got some loads around Angel. Gonna go back either tomorrow or Monday so hopefully better luck then!

Hey guys, I'm randomly in London this weekend and was hoping to get some dick and cum in me this evening, thinking of heading to Covent Garden if anyone's gonna be around there around 8-11pm 8th July 2022? Message me if you wanna organise something guys, only had 4 loads in me this week so I'm running on empty 😈

If there's an patient top fisters in Newcastle / Sunderland here then hit me up! Get me opened up and stretched wide.

These are all brilliant and I absolutely feel your pain. The Elton John one is just surreal!! 🤣

Does anyone have a link for more information on these events? I'd be travelling down from up north but would love to go.

Yeah I think when people only want to hook up after 11pm or such it's cos they're horny but not committed to meeting OR they're on drugs. Early evening meetings are better for me as more time to get loads and more guys.

I'd just be happy if people read my profile on apps. It says bottom and yet I keep getting "you wanna fuck me" messages that block me when I point out I'm bottom too. I'd say that was a red flag if the conversation ever went past that! Never thought profile mistakes could be deliberate though!

Number 3 aaaaall the time 😩

Yeah I'm the same. I won't give out my phone number until we've met in person and I've got their measure. I'm lucky that I've only had one encounter where they were high and I literally had to just push him out the door after 20 mins of awkward attempts of him to fuck me with a floppy. It sounds like you guys have a lot of problems with hookups on drugs!

I've had a LOT of timewasters lately and I've been too busy in my work and personal life to risk getting ready for a night of getting bred only to have no one show up. So I've started working out what my personal red flags are when chatting to someone on a hookup site/app. I'd love to hear yours, like what things can a guy say or do that make you go "No this will be a no show or a terrible fuck"? Here's mine: Refusing to send more than one photo of their cock or face - They only have one good photo of each and it's actually nothing like that usually or it's a catfish. "Do you live alone?" - if it says single on the profile and they keep asking about how alone I am then they're skittish and are gonna flake at the last minute. Or they're a murderer or something idk. "My phone has no data so I'll meet you there" - they are a fantasist/timewaster who has no intention of meeting you. Asking for a ludicrous amount of pics or pics of very specific things before a meetup - they're just edging and will cum and vanish before the meetup time.

You're right, like what other guys are saying, these guys could have been really dangerous and I didn't vet them enough. I guess the urge to get bred took over 😅

I've had a few guys piss on me and in me on rare occasions and it's something that I'm wanting to get into more, but it's always had to be in the shower or bathroom in case of splashback or mess. What do I need into take into consideration for more spontaneous piss play? I want a guy to just be able to piss in me or on me while he's fucking me on the bed but I don't want to ruin my mattress or carpets etc. Do I need things like a rubber bedsheet or specific cleaning products? Any recommendations for ordering these in the UK?

Yeah I'm really lucky that I feel I could have resolved the situation if they'd turned out to be a psycho. I think he was just on something and that's why he was acting like he was. I am a bit conscious that he knows where I live now but think he left too embarrassed to show his face again.

I understand what you're saying, it was myself being over emotional and feeling sorry for them that made me put out. They were both fully aware that what they were doing was sketchy as fuck, I just think they needed physical contact but in the end I probably made them feel guiltier for lying. Then again I'm very lucky to still look good for my age, maybe I'll sympathise with them using old/other pics even more when I'm older and less desirable 🤷🏻‍♂️

I know these posts are meant to be sexy and highlight the hot encounters we've had, but yesterday I had two of the worst hookups I've ever had in the same night and I need to get them off my chest. Two catfish. Two awful fucks. My fault for being gullible so don't be like me! First guy was messaging me and sending me pics of his big dick, but refused to come to my place and asked me to meet him in a field 15 minutes away that isn't a typical cruising spot. He had a hot pic and a big dick so I walk there and then get another message saying actually he'll meet me at a park further away. I walk the extra 10 minutes there and then total silence. No replies, no sign of him, no extra "meet at this specific part of the huge park" guidance, just ignored. I hang around thinking that he'll appear for about 20 more minutes in the dark. Then as I walk away and start on the way back I get approached by a messy shorter guy, around 5'4" who asks me if I'm looking for someone, I say I am, and he starts with a big "oh apparently people meet off Grindr but I wouldn't know anything about that" routine, I ask if he's the guy I was meant to be meeting and he says no then asks if he can kiss me and if I'll suck him off. I'm a slut so I do both even though this guy looks nothing like who I was supposed to meet. His dick is not at all as advertised, like it's only slightly thicker and longer than the typical index finger and he cums in my mouth after like 40 seconds. I say goodbye and head off, checking Grindr on my phone to see that the guy I was meant to be meeting is not only back online but saying 4 metres away so I assume that was the guy. Afterwards I get lots of "oh I'm so sorry I didn't meet you my phone ran out of data, did you meet anyone else while you were there?? I bet you did" style messages. I just replied with "Nothing that was worth the trip". The second guy (a mere hour later) insisted that I come to his place and I refused as I'd already wasted time traveling for the previous meet. He changed his mind and got a taxi to mine only to turn up looking about 15 years older and wider than any of his pics, then proceed to start exploring my house, opening doors and looking in drawers all the while I was telling him to stop. When I finally got him to the bedroom (he'd paid for a taxi here I couldn't just kick him out without a fuck) he didn't have a clue what he was doing and his dick was pretty much negligible, like 3 inches when fully hard. He started telling me how beautiful I was and how much he fancied me (this was supposed to be a pump n dump btw) then he tried to fuck me but couldn't get into a rhythm because his dick kept falling out, I genuinely couldn't feel much of it. I had to jack him off with two fingers and a thumb. Huge cumshot tbf but it wasn't inside me so I was left disappointed. Then after trying to explore my house more he wants to fuck me again but asks if he can do a line of coke this time. I tell him that I don't mind but that we probably won't be able to fuck again as EVERY time a top has taken coke in my experience they stop being able to get hard. He insists that he can still get hard after coke and that it's not a problem. 4 minutes later he's upset that he can't get hard again and getting emotional about how he wishes his dick was bigger and (despite the fact I've told him repeatedly that I am purely bottom and currently locked in a cock cage) he's asking me if I can fuck him instead. I played counselor for a bit and he admitted that he lied about his dick size because he was (admittedly quite rightly) scared that I wouldn't want to meet him if I knew he had a tiny dick and was older than in his pics. I calmed him down and then he suddenly just decides he has to go. Once he's gone I get bombarded with messages asking if we can meet again and what my mobile number is etc. I told him I was glad he got home safely and have not responded to any further messages. I get that I might come across as insensitive here and that it must be very tough being top/vers with a small dick, but lying about your size and getting very emotional about it with a total stranger is probably not the best look. I just wanted to get my ass fucked and instead I lose around 4 hours and a lot of patience on two guys for no real reward 🙄 What's your worst hookup been like?

I'd love this Fantasy too. Hope you get it man. Get that sleazy ass whored out and filled.

Got another one to add to my list. Guys who ask if I mind them doing coke and do it anyway after I tell them that it always stops tops getting hard. "Don't worry it won't stop me getting hard, that doesn't happen to every guy" *5 minutes later* "Sorry man this doesn't usually happen, maybe you could fuck me instead??" Get the fuck out of my house you timewaster 🙄

Holy fuck. This! I've just started blocking guys that say they're on their way and then never show. Timewasters are bad enough but lying timewasters are even worse. And yeah the shower thing bugs me, I don't care if you're showered, I just want your cock inside me.

Anyone got any links to good vids of internal jerk offs? It's my new favourite thing 🤤

Fuuuck I've not had this before. I've had guys that are not able to perform when we get down to it but not actual timewasters that still turn up.

Yeah! I've had a fair few STIs but I've never had symptoms. I'm just a responsible cumdump that gets checked regularly. Some guys brag about never getting STIs and I just think they haven't had enough sex.

Okay guys, what are your top peeves or aggravations when hooking up somewhere? Too loud? Unwashed? Catfish? I'll go first, getting fucked by nervous guys. I'm a cumslut, I don't mind what you look like or how big your dick is, I don't need to be pleasured, I get off on being used and knowing that a guy was able to get off because of me. I get so many guys who stop fucking half way and ask if I'm sure it's okay or if they're doing a good enough job, and I'm like "that's why I was moaning and telling you to not stop". It puts me in the awkward position of having to stop myself saying "your dick is too small and I can barely feel it so please just breed me and go". One guy last week was fucking me in a sling at the sauna and he kept stopping whenever he felt any movement around him and looking around. He fucked me on and off for 20 minutes and queues of guys built up behind him and got sick of waiting. I asked him why afterwards and he said he was scared his husband would walk in on us. Why the fuck would you go to a gay sauna with your husband if you didn't expect him to fuck other people? I should have just pushed him away and yelled next 🙄

Thanks for all the replies guys. I should have been more forceful with him but I wouldn't really want to report him or anything. Then again I'm pretty lenient with guys doing things with me. It was just in that instant where I wasn't feeling it!

Got to a sauna for the first time since the pandemic at the weekend and it was ace. Only got around 3 loads in me but got a lot of cock. There was a moment though where I nearly lost my temper with someone, I was riding the most beautiful guy's dick and trying to get him close while a crowd watched, when an elderly guy comes over and starts awkwardly trying to suck my limp dick despite it REALLY not being the angle for it. I gently pushed him away as I don't like getting sucked but he was having none of it and kept coming back and trying again so I pushed him away again saying "I don't like that" and cupped my cock to stop him, then he tries sucking my nipples and I had to stop myself from snapping at him, my attention was supposed to be on getting a good groove to milk the dick inside me and I just totally lost the vibe. What do you do in these situations? Should you just stop riding, break the mood and tell them to fuck off or is it just an accepted downside to letting a crowd be involved? Should I wear a cock cage or something next time just to make the message clear?

Just as an update on this, my bussy obviously made an impression as the both of them have been messaging me every day asking me to use my holes. I've not been able to yet but they've told me all the hot stuff they wanna do to me and how they're gonna use my ass whenever they like, breed my hole then eat it out and kiss it to each other, doublepenetrate me while making out, and some other kinkier stuff. I can't wait, meeting them next week 😈