BritishCumdump

That sounds so hot, I think that's what I enjoy about cruising and sauna culture, making temporary buddies to hang out with, fuck around with, but the friendship is fleeting and based on mutual sexual deviancy haha

That's a good point. I dunno what I might have tbf, not hiv, but might be gon, syph, clymydia etc, but I'm sure with those you can only have them in the area you got them? I haven't used my cock on anyone in months so unless the infection can spread everywhere in a few weeks, it should be clear??

245 😅

Hopefully I can get filled right up, it's genuinely so addictive feeling your guts totally full and like you could leak at any point. I just want a blindfold and a queue of guys fucking me. If I can get that there then fuck yeah!

I didn't know they existed! I'm not familiar with London, plus I was out too late with friends on the Saturday to go to a club if I wanted to get to the Heath haha. Next time tho, I just thought saunas were the only sex venues available!

Hehe here's the video, I really need more outdoor action like! [think before following links] https://twitter.com/ArmRider4/status/1546459572784832512?t=usWOb2OR8vN82pt2Rr-LsA

This may be a really dumb question I'm afraid. So I've had a wild time in London a few weeks ago and I'm still waiting for the STI test results back, but I'm hanging with a hot vers-bottom mate tomorrow and he wants to fuck. If I only got fucked and sucked dick (and am on prep) then does it mean I'm okay to top him or can I still spread stuff I got through my mouth and ass to him through my cock or cum?

I'm a suffering cumdump at the minute. I might have overdone it while I was in London at the beginning of the month so am having to be a good boy waiting for sti tests and results and it's killing me not to be used right now. I was only there for 3 days but managed to get fucked by about 30 guys and I dunno how many loads, I lost count after like 15 cos drunk, poppers, crowded, dark etc. The entire weekend was just going from hookup to hookup, spending some time in a sauna, then heading to the next hookup so my guts could be constantly full of cum. Friday started off well with a Grindr hookup and huge BBC who just quietly railed me while he was supposed to be working from home, I honestly surprise myself that I can just let a 9" cock like that just slide into my insides with only my spit as lube. He came gallons too so I ended up stumbling from his flat to another hookup round the corner and then to the Covent Garden Health Spa sauna. It was decent enough but kinda dead so I just sucked off the three older guys that were there and had a relax. On the way home I organised another two hookups but they went silent on me. On the Saturday I had a Grindr meet with a guy round the corner from where I was staying, he was a total catfish but I still let him fuck me and give me my first load of the day. Then I went round Hampstead Heath as I'd never been before so scouted around and ended up sucking a few lads off, then hooking up with a hot as fuck dom breeder guy with a huge cock, he fucked me in the bushes and it was amazing, we could hear people chatting like metres away and here was this dom slamming into me and whispering filth in my ear before unloading in me. I put a vid up on my Twitter if anyone wants to see. After him I went to check out Pleasuredome and while it was alright the facilities were a bit shit, like no sling, no group room, no bondage equipment etc, just boring. I still got fucked by like 10 guys in there which was ace although one of them didn't cum as I think he was HnH. Got a really nice mix of races inside me which is something I think is cool about London. I then went out with some mates for drinks (I don't think they knew how full of spunk I must have been at this point) and after we called it a night I headed back to Hampstead Heath to experience it in the dark. Wow, what an experience it was. It was like the ultimate dark room, just hands on me or around me, guys trying to grab my dick and me redirecting their hands to my ass to show them what I wanted... Yeah I lost count of how many guys fucked and bred me there but it was great to feel nothing except a guy's grunts as he unloaded and then feel his cock slowly fall out of me, only for another guy to get his hands on my hips and slide in there. I was only there for a few hours but it was great even if a bit tough on the knees. On the way back I finally got to meet a poz master I'd been messaging all weekend, he wouldn't fuck me unless I was already loaded and so I stumbled to his, and offered up my now leaking ass to his BBC. It felt amazing, feeling that big thick cock slide into me and push all those anon loads deeper inside me, he was nicely verbal as he shot his load too. Perfect end to the night as I went to bed full of stranger's cum. Sunday was my last day and I basically just went to a few hookups around Angel area, got a few student lads breeding me which was nice but I wasn't really trying as I was worn out from the day before. Honestly though, I feel like I should feel some kind of shame for letting so many people use my body and fill me up but I can't wait to do it again! I'm thinking I need to organise something easier for next time, like just getting tied up on a bed somewhere and having a dom invite guys round to fuck me, message me if you'd be interested in helping with that!

Honestly this guide is kinda rambling and useless. It needs to be reeled in or ordered better. I've had to go somewhere else to find an actual list of symptoms to look out for (rather than just "big sores") to help me work out if I might have mpox and whether I should go get checked. So I'm not sure if I have mpox, this guide was no good for working out if I could have, and its solution for if you already have it is "you should have got vaccinated". I'm not getting those minutes of my life back 😅

I'm only around daytime on Monday sadly! Tried Pleasuredome yesterday and that was very meh. Lots of guys but nowhere to fuck that wasn't a tiny little private room. Where's the sling? The group room??

It was dead sadly! Two older guys in there the whole night, swallowed both their loads and then got on grindr and went and got some loads around Angel. Gonna go back either tomorrow or Monday so hopefully better luck then!

Hey guys, I'm randomly in London this weekend and was hoping to get some dick and cum in me this evening, thinking of heading to Covent Garden if anyone's gonna be around there around 8-11pm 8th July 2022? Message me if you wanna organise something guys, only had 4 loads in me this week so I'm running on empty 😈

If there's an patient top fisters in Newcastle / Sunderland here then hit me up! Get me opened up and stretched wide.

These are all brilliant and I absolutely feel your pain. The Elton John one is just surreal!! 🤣

Does anyone have a link for more information on these events? I'd be travelling down from up north but would love to go.

Yeah I think when people only want to hook up after 11pm or such it's cos they're horny but not committed to meeting OR they're on drugs. Early evening meetings are better for me as more time to get loads and more guys.

I'd just be happy if people read my profile on apps. It says bottom and yet I keep getting "you wanna fuck me" messages that block me when I point out I'm bottom too. I'd say that was a red flag if the conversation ever went past that! Never thought profile mistakes could be deliberate though!

Number 3 aaaaall the time 😩

Yeah I'm the same. I won't give out my phone number until we've met in person and I've got their measure. I'm lucky that I've only had one encounter where they were high and I literally had to just push him out the door after 20 mins of awkward attempts of him to fuck me with a floppy. It sounds like you guys have a lot of problems with hookups on drugs!

I've had a LOT of timewasters lately and I've been too busy in my work and personal life to risk getting ready for a night of getting bred only to have no one show up. So I've started working out what my personal red flags are when chatting to someone on a hookup site/app. I'd love to hear yours, like what things can a guy say or do that make you go "No this will be a no show or a terrible fuck"? Here's mine: Refusing to send more than one photo of their cock or face - They only have one good photo of each and it's actually nothing like that usually or it's a catfish. "Do you live alone?" - if it says single on the profile and they keep asking about how alone I am then they're skittish and are gonna flake at the last minute. Or they're a murderer or something idk. "My phone has no data so I'll meet you there" - they are a fantasist/timewaster who has no intention of meeting you. Asking for a ludicrous amount of pics or pics of very specific things before a meetup - they're just edging and will cum and vanish before the meetup time.

You're right, like what other guys are saying, these guys could have been really dangerous and I didn't vet them enough. I guess the urge to get bred took over 😅

I've had a few guys piss on me and in me on rare occasions and it's something that I'm wanting to get into more, but it's always had to be in the shower or bathroom in case of splashback or mess. What do I need into take into consideration for more spontaneous piss play? I want a guy to just be able to piss in me or on me while he's fucking me on the bed but I don't want to ruin my mattress or carpets etc. Do I need things like a rubber bedsheet or specific cleaning products? Any recommendations for ordering these in the UK?

Yeah I'm really lucky that I feel I could have resolved the situation if they'd turned out to be a psycho. I think he was just on something and that's why he was acting like he was. I am a bit conscious that he knows where I live now but think he left too embarrassed to show his face again.

I understand what you're saying, it was myself being over emotional and feeling sorry for them that made me put out. They were both fully aware that what they were doing was sketchy as fuck, I just think they needed physical contact but in the end I probably made them feel guiltier for lying. Then again I'm very lucky to still look good for my age, maybe I'll sympathise with them using old/other pics even more when I'm older and less desirable 🤷🏻‍♂️

I know these posts are meant to be sexy and highlight the hot encounters we've had, but yesterday I had two of the worst hookups I've ever had in the same night and I need to get them off my chest. Two catfish. Two awful fucks. My fault for being gullible so don't be like me! First guy was messaging me and sending me pics of his big dick, but refused to come to my place and asked me to meet him in a field 15 minutes away that isn't a typical cruising spot. He had a hot pic and a big dick so I walk there and then get another message saying actually he'll meet me at a park further away. I walk the extra 10 minutes there and then total silence. No replies, no sign of him, no extra "meet at this specific part of the huge park" guidance, just ignored. I hang around thinking that he'll appear for about 20 more minutes in the dark. Then as I walk away and start on the way back I get approached by a messy shorter guy, around 5'4" who asks me if I'm looking for someone, I say I am, and he starts with a big "oh apparently people meet off Grindr but I wouldn't know anything about that" routine, I ask if he's the guy I was meant to be meeting and he says no then asks if he can kiss me and if I'll suck him off. I'm a slut so I do both even though this guy looks nothing like who I was supposed to meet. His dick is not at all as advertised, like it's only slightly thicker and longer than the typical index finger and he cums in my mouth after like 40 seconds. I say goodbye and head off, checking Grindr on my phone to see that the guy I was meant to be meeting is not only back online but saying 4 metres away so I assume that was the guy. Afterwards I get lots of "oh I'm so sorry I didn't meet you my phone ran out of data, did you meet anyone else while you were there?? I bet you did" style messages. I just replied with "Nothing that was worth the trip". The second guy (a mere hour later) insisted that I come to his place and I refused as I'd already wasted time traveling for the previous meet. He changed his mind and got a taxi to mine only to turn up looking about 15 years older and wider than any of his pics, then proceed to start exploring my house, opening doors and looking in drawers all the while I was telling him to stop. When I finally got him to the bedroom (he'd paid for a taxi here I couldn't just kick him out without a fuck) he didn't have a clue what he was doing and his dick was pretty much negligible, like 3 inches when fully hard. He started telling me how beautiful I was and how much he fancied me (this was supposed to be a pump n dump btw) then he tried to fuck me but couldn't get into a rhythm because his dick kept falling out, I genuinely couldn't feel much of it. I had to jack him off with two fingers and a thumb. Huge cumshot tbf but it wasn't inside me so I was left disappointed. Then after trying to explore my house more he wants to fuck me again but asks if he can do a line of coke this time. I tell him that I don't mind but that we probably won't be able to fuck again as EVERY time a top has taken coke in my experience they stop being able to get hard. He insists that he can still get hard after coke and that it's not a problem. 4 minutes later he's upset that he can't get hard again and getting emotional about how he wishes his dick was bigger and (despite the fact I've told him repeatedly that I am purely bottom and currently locked in a cock cage) he's asking me if I can fuck him instead. I played counselor for a bit and he admitted that he lied about his dick size because he was (admittedly quite rightly) scared that I wouldn't want to meet him if I knew he had a tiny dick and was older than in his pics. I calmed him down and then he suddenly just decides he has to go. Once he's gone I get bombarded with messages asking if we can meet again and what my mobile number is etc. I told him I was glad he got home safely and have not responded to any further messages. I get that I might come across as insensitive here and that it must be very tough being top/vers with a small dick, but lying about your size and getting very emotional about it with a total stranger is probably not the best look. I just wanted to get my ass fucked and instead I lose around 4 hours and a lot of patience on two guys for no real reward 🙄 What's your worst hookup been like?