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I'm heading to Eros this Saturday and heard that they now have an upstairs that is now open. I can't find any information about it and was wondering what it is like. Has anyone been there since the opened the upstairs?

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Upstairs at ClubEROS - It sure as Fuck ain't "Upstairs at 21''

After Falling Up the

poorly constructed,

uneven,

badly proportioned stairs;

you enter a long, narrow, dark run-

proportioned about the same as two single wide trailers

placed end to end, with an equally low ceiling

(effectively eliminating any truly crazy athletic sex for anyone over 5ft 9,

think of the fight scene in Raising Arizona).

Rectangles of various hanging fabrics

attempt and fail miserably to create/define private play areas.

It's kinda like tryin to have ButtSex in a Voting Booth, or

''Sylvia Plath

gets depressed,

throws up blood

then is seen

hanging the laundry

with an air of

studied indifference.''

Odd pieces of furniture,

-two little white metal day beds

that just scream-

"Tammy's Step-Dad has boundary issues"

nasty 1/4 inch carpet

that rug burns the skin

from your elbows knees and forehead

complete the

"upstairs is now open at Eros"

Edited by PERVERSATILE

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