The Picasso Effect

[misterpiggy]

To all those tops who complain.....try to bottom for a chance and find how much work it is to make sure -as a bottom- you are 100% clean. It can take hours. As a top you just need to drop your pants and whip out your dick........

 

Appreciate the bottoms who take a lot of effort to make your experience a nice one. And yes "accidents" can still happen despite all the efforts taken by the bottoms.

 

Deal with it and stop complaining.

Tops should stop complaining and just deal with "paint".  Really?

 

The word complain has negative connotations. In an earlier post in this thread bbbearlover1 expressed his feelings of displeasure after being painted during a hookup. I would prefer not to call that a complaint.

 

If the time spent by a bottom to clean out is not appreciated, then so be it. Obviously, regardless what you or I may think, there will always be those who will get pissed it they are painted.

 

The statement "deal with it and stop complaining" oversimplifies the range of emotions that both tops and bottoms might experience when paint comes into play. What do you think?

[NWUSHorny]

It is the natural function of that body part, so shit is going to happen occasionally.  As a versatile guy I've had it happen on both sides, even when the bottom made an effort to clean out (I don't know if I've ever been with a bottom that started cleaning and fasted 2 days before getting fucked, making the effort to douche a couple of hours in advance and maybe a follow up is usually sufficient unless you ate something that causes you gastric distress).  Unless it is too bad just keep fucking, I've been in situations where the bottom lets the top know they may not be clean in advance and they fuck anyway (in fact this was true the last time I bottomed, it was at an adult theater and a really hot huge black guy wanted to fuck me I let him know I probably wasn't clean, despite the Picasso Effect he fucked my 3 times that night using paper towels to clean up each time).

[misterpiggy]

"in fact this was true the last time I bottomed, it was at an adult theater and a really hot huge black guy wanted to fuck me I let him know I probably wasn't clean, despite the Picasso Effect he fucked my 3 times that night using paper towels to clean up each time)."

 

 

 

I like the fact that you let the guy know that you probably weren't clean. Now the decision was for him to make.  Interestingly I find that many bottoms warn tops of the imminent danger of proceeding without explicitly saying it.  It helps to listen with all out senses to understand when a bottom is sending signals (proceed at your own risk). In the heat of the moment sometimes tops do not pick up on the subtle messages given by the bottom.

Edited January 16, 2016 by misterpiggy

[cumslut23]

I agree with many of you guys. Tops, you are fucking an asshole which primary function goes the other way. I don't like shit, but I have stopped spending hours in the bathroom so you have a clean dick after 10 minutes of fucking. 99% of the time it is fine, but there are accidents and they do happen. No bottom likes to shit all over the place. 

And to those who expect a clean hole just because they announced themselves 24 hours in advance, keep in mind that bottoms have a life too. Your ten minutes of fucking are not going to dominate 5 hours of my day. I am yet to meet a top who is that good.  

[RideMyBlkDik]

I detect a lot of political correctness in this thread. Bottoms are afraid to say it's an ass not a pussy, so deal with the unexpected. And Tops are afraid to say that shit is nasty and that they are offended when bottoms shit on them. Why are we being so polite here?

[subbytch]

I detect a lot of political correctness in this thread. Bottoms are afraid to say it's an ass not a pussy, so deal with the unexpected. And Tops are afraid to say that shit is nasty and that they are offended when bottoms shit on them. Why are we being so polite here?

 

 

True, people forget that the rectum is mainly for eliminating feces. It just so happens to have Disneyland built inside of it. That mismatch is bound to cause an occasional problem.

 

From what I've read, cleaning out the rectum is supposed to be enough to prevent this. Shit stays in the colon until it's time to flee the nest. Fucking really isn't about pleasuring the colon, so as long as shit stays up there, one should be good.

 

But reading all of these "your mileage may vary" cases is illuminating.

[BttmReady]

I agree with many of you guys. Tops, you are fucking an asshole which primary function goes the other way. I don't like shit, but I have stopped spending hours in the bathroom so you have a clean dick after 10 minutes of fucking. 99% of the time it is fine, but there are accidents and they do happen. No bottom likes to shit all over the place. 

And to those who expect a clean hole just because they announced themselves 24 hours in advance, keep in mind that bottoms have a life too. Your ten minutes of fucking are not going to dominate 5 hours of my day. I am yet to meet a top who is that good.  

Some of us bottoms prefer tops that fuck for hours, not 10 minutes.

[NWUSHorny]

Cleaning out is not foolproof (maybe if you start 48 hours before hand and fast until you get fucked, but I have a life and expect the guys I top to have lives too).  The only time I've had shit fountain out of my ass like a geyser, and most if not all of the times I've had that happen to bottoms I was fucking, it was after a good cleaning out.

 

Yeah shit can be distasteful to extremely nasty, so if you know you are going to get fucked make the effort and/or let the the top know and decide if he wants to risk it but if you are going to fuck ass keep in mind it is an unavoidable fact of life.  Unless the bottom has had it become an extremely nasty problem the 1st 2 or 3 times you fuck give them the benefit of the doubt and try it again.

Edited January 17, 2016 by NWUSHorny

[misterpiggy]

Cleaning out is not foolproof...

You are so right. But what amazes me is that some bottoms never clean out. Yet they never have accidents. And I wonder how escorts who bottom stay clean even though they are fucked multiple times in just one day. The human anatomy is absolutely amazing.