Two BBRTS ads - Two bottoms, same hotel - Which would you choose, and why?

[ErosWired]

Tonight I’m slutting myself at my usual hotel, and a little while after I got underway, I noticed that another (vers) bottom arrived and took out an ad at the same hotel. That didn’t bother me, especially as I already had been fucked four times by midnight (a very good start).

 It did strike me, however, that our ads were very different, and it made me want to ask the group here how you feel about the pros and cons of each approach. One long, one short. Bear in mind that these ads were placed on Friday, July 5, in the U.S., on Independence Day weekend.

Which would have more likely chosen on the basis of the ad, and why?

AD #1:

 

Want to see more fireworks? Come fuck this ass and see what explodes.
And now pre-loaded for your pleasure!
Insatiable bottom Taking Cock bare at the [Hotel] now through 10:00am tomorrow. I can take cock, so if You like to fuck, there’s no reason for You not to celebrate with a great piece of ass, here just for you. Room [number], door’s open. 

Anon fine, Alpha Tops and Men of Color especially welcome. No one refused.

HIV+/undetectable for 2 years, on meds for more than 4 years, and healthy. Last test 1/30/2019. The CDC has determined that an HIV+ person who is Undetectable and on medication cannot transmit HIV to anyone else.
Undetectable = Untransmittable 

AD #2:

[Hotel] door open ass up waiting for all loads no one refused

 

[bredbiyou]

12 minutes ago, ErosWired said:

Anon fine, Alpha Tops and Men of Color especially welcome. No one refused.

 

HIV+/undetectable for 2 years, on meds for more than 4 years, and healthy. Last test 1/30/2019. The CDC has determined that an HIV+ person who is Undetectable and on medication cannot transmit HIV to anyone else.
Undetectable = Untransmittable

The first ad. The thought and creativity in the first part of the ad is a nice touch, but probably not a deciding factor for me. Instead, it's the second half that stands out. At the very least, it seems as though it was written by someone who is experienced enough to know what he's talking about, and is therefore serious about hooking-up and probably not a flake.

The second ad could be completely legit, but could just as easily be written by someone who's not serious.

[bbzh]

I'd probably choose the second ad. Simple and to the point.

The first ad, while quite fun to read, says I am pre-loaded (hence I might also have diseased cum in my hole). Just as there are tops that like a cummy hole, there are tops who simply do not. That's info you share if the top asks. The ad mentions HIV. which, any mention of, spooks the average person. I appreciate the attempt to explain the risk factors, but any talk of disease and medication doesn't get most people's dick hard. But major bonus points for inclusivity - i.e., welcoming all races.  

I'm curious if an ad that said you are willing to suck all dicks and willing to get fucked if the guy is drug disease free would work better. That shows you care about STDs and that not everybody can fuck. I was talking to a top not too long ago who explained to me that this "anybody can fuck me" mentality that some bottoms have is a major turn-off to him. 

[ErosWired]

I  thought some might see the ‘brevity is the soul of wit’ appeal to the second one. As to the mention of HIV, this being an ad on BBRTS (as opposed to, say, Grindr), I would have thought the STD issues would have been common enough conversation that nobody there would be surprised by them.

1 hour ago, bbzh said:

I'm curious if an ad that said you are willing to suck all dicks and willing to get fucked if the guy is drug disease free would work better.

That wouldn’t make sense to me. Any STD that you can catch by ass can be caught by mouth under the right conditions. So for a guy to say he’ll take any cock by mouth but only ‘clean’ cocks by ass doesn’t show he is concerned about STDs - it shows that he is uninformed about them.

[ErosWired]

3 hours ago, bbzh said:

 I was talking to a top not too long ago who explained to me that this "anybody can fuck me" mentality that some bottoms have is a major turn-off to him. 

Interesting. Did he suggest why it turned him off so? Is it because he feels that many bottoms who say so don’t really mean anybody? I certainly have an “anybody can fuck me” mentality, but I actually try very hard to put it into practice, and have refused no man to date. Maybe it’s because, at the core of both my heart and my intellect, I accept that it is true: any man can fuck me. 

Except Donald Trump. Fuck that noise.

[Pozlover1]

The first ad is overly wordy. Fireworks? Bitch please. “Men of color welcome” Is a nice touch.

The second is honest and with a decent photo on their profile should be enough. 

[ErosWired]

39 minutes ago, Pozlover1 said:

Fireworks? Bitch please.

It’s a reference to the holiday, nothing more.

[Pozlover1]

Overpromising killed the Edsel

if they had said “a little nicer Ford” people might have appreciated it.

[justsexnowatl]

For that particular kind of scene I'd choose #2 for sure.  I get the creativity, but for me the appeal of a hotel pump n dump is the anon, no questions asked, slutty/sleaze factor, so the less said the better for that scene. TBH it would most likely be the ass pics in each ad that was the deciding factor though   

[ErosWired]

40 minutes ago, Pozlover1 said:

Overpromising killed the Edsel

Love it. 🙂

38 minutes ago, justsexnowatl said:

 TBH it would most likely be the ass pics in each ad that was the deciding factor though   

The only ad with an ass pic was Ad #1.

[justsexnowatl]

I def change my vote to #1 then.  Too much chance #2 is a "fake" - bet you got more dick/loads than he did!

[Guest CuriousDallas]

#2. Simple, direct, to the point. Tells me all I need to know. If I have questions I’ll ask. One of the best pickup lines used on me was like that. “Wanna get out of here?” Works perfect, because I was looking to go home with a guy. I was looking to fuck and so was he. Has another guy use a similar line on me at a pool party I was at on the 4th. “Wanna fuck?” I did and we went into a bathroom and he loaded my ass twice. I don’t need or want some drawn out come on with a lot of talk. 

[Riverfk]

#1, much more thought and effort went into it, and being pre-loaded seals the deal.

[rawsatyr]

1 hour ago, justsexnowatl said:

For that particular kind of scene I'd choose #2 for sure.  I get the creativity, but for me the appeal of a hotel pump n dump is the anon, no questions asked, slutty/sleaze factor, so the less said the better for that scene. TBH it would most likely be the ass pics in each ad that was the deciding factor though   

Simple and straight to the point wins MOST of the time... BUT

The 'brutally honest', intelligent risk-taker thing appeals to me. A guy like that might be a little bit more creative and not just lay there like a sack of inert spawning substrate. I for one like to see a raging boner on my cumdumpster (when I'm in my topping phase), a lean, squirming fuck machine, guys who play with my pierced nipples, gets INTO IT or can ride a cock like devil thieves or the occasional  'agent of the underworld' who seduces me with his sexy ass-cunt and overall 'package' to follow him to the depths of Lucifer's lair or wherever it is that this hot, cock-grabbing man-pussy came from...

When I top I'm very particular about HWP, lean bods, perky, SMOOTH asses, 'elongated fuck-slits' you see on porn champs and I get a raging boner just from thinking what long line of studs must have rutted that furrow with what sexy cocks! See, a versatile top may think differently than a top who doesn't like other tops. Yeah, and some of us may be man-cunt snobs who are fussy about what hole he wants to breed. Hey, there is more than enough FREE PUSSY at the all-you-can-fuck-buffet! It's a competitive world out there! FREE HOLE, FREE HOLE, FREOLE!!! And different TARGET AUDIENCES! LOL... a seductively-posed and smartly MARKETED 'product picture' (for the meat market) makes a plain-Jane hamburger look tasty enough to have human man-bear dogs drool like they hear the bell for food. The power of suggestion brings more boys to the yard! But much what I see given away for free on the apps by hungry bottoms looks like a plate full of fat spam... NOT HUNGRY any more! BUT Thanks though!

What REALLY turns me on is guys proudly posing with their sexy ass-cunt teasing in the bottom of the shot but a smooth. lean package with a raging hard-on like in your avatar (#justsexnowatl)

Edited July 6, 2019 by rawsatyr
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[PhoenixTriad]

Why couldn't I fuck both?