Raunchyfag Posted September 5, 2022 Report Share Posted September 5, 2022 On 8/27/2019 at 11:43 PM, CCbttm said: Depends on your standards I guess. I have a few zoo themed toys some people would look at in total shock, and have put a whole plethora of household objects up my ass over the years. Maybe one of the weirdest/most fetishy is I have a very old wooden police nightstick that is wonderfully thick I'll slide a condom on and fuck my ass with, which has to be one of the few times out of porn anyone's enjoyed a nightstick up the ass lol. And in my youth I used to be into lubing up and inserting eggs into my ass and then watching myself push them out. Been a very long time since I've tried that though. Pretty take stuff by most comparisons around here I imagine I had a fuck buddy that would use a nightstick as well but without the condom. To this day is one of the hottest things I've seen! As for me, when I was younger and could not find dick I used a flute and a car cellphone charger that I used with a condom. I used to ram it hard in my cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pervinmt Posted September 5, 2022 Report Share Posted September 5, 2022 7 hours ago, slaveboi said: sat on a ball hitch while giving a blow job I've done that too! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilalex Posted September 5, 2022 Report Share Posted September 5, 2022 On 9/4/2022 at 12:00 AM, barbujay said: a croquet mallet. 😆 Damn, you sound hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naughtymat22 Posted September 5, 2022 Report Share Posted September 5, 2022 It was Xmas time, I was horny as fuck as usual… saw this massive candle at the store and bought a few sizes, one bigger than the other one. I shaped them to look like Cocks with hot water. Not only I became I great sculpture artist, but managed to build a collection of wax dildos that stretched my ass so much I moved from that to fisting… 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YourNoLimitsBottom Posted September 5, 2022 Report Share Posted September 5, 2022 Various vegetables, but my favorite is a cucumber. While sliding a cool peeled wet cucumber inside me is awesome, I have to be careful to hide my hard-on at the store when selecting cucumbers. An unintended side affect, and I'm definitely not proud of that aspect of it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkroomTaker Posted September 5, 2022 Report Share Posted September 5, 2022 When I was young, I used a six million dollar man doll, head first. I loved Steve Austin fucking me lol. 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catcher4you Posted September 9, 2022 Report Share Posted September 9, 2022 I have a buddy who molded a dildo onto the end of an extendable paint pole. It’s great because you can prop it up against something for a nice ride while you’re standing or you can drive it deep while sitting down with it between your legs. He can also work my ass over with it since the pole is pretty long. By extending it out, you get different angles to plow deep. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Versholefun Posted September 9, 2022 Report Share Posted September 9, 2022 Fire Extinguisher 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backdoorjimmy Posted September 9, 2022 Report Share Posted September 9, 2022 On 9/5/2022 at 7:17 PM, DarkroomTaker said: I loved Steve Austin fucking me Austin 3:16 says I just fucked your ass! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backdoorjimmy Posted September 9, 2022 Report Share Posted September 9, 2022 59 minutes ago, Versholefun said: Fire Extinguisher Like... a small fire extinguisher? How was it? How far in did it go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backdoorjimmy Posted September 9, 2022 Report Share Posted September 9, 2022 On 9/5/2022 at 7:03 PM, YourNoLimitsBottom said: Various vegetables, but my favorite is a cucumber. While sliding a cool peeled wet cucumber inside me is awesome, I have to be careful to hide my hard-on at the store when selecting cucumbers. An unintended side affect, and I'm definitely not proud of that aspect of it. That sounds incredible. I tried with a carrot one time but the tip broke off while I was pushing it against my pucker so I got nervous and stopped. I bet the outside of a peeled cucumber feels amazing against the lining of an ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sfmike64 Posted September 9, 2022 Report Share Posted September 9, 2022 Once when I was pretty new to using drugs I went with a friend to play with some guys across town. We were going to piss and fist and I ended up with four pool balls up my ass. I went to let them out in the bathtub which was cast iron. BANG! My buddy started laughing, and the guy whose apartment we were in came running in to find out what all the noise was, and he burst out laughing too. Which goes to prove that you should always be able to laugh during sex. Felt fucking amazing in my hole! 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Versholefun Posted September 9, 2022 Report Share Posted September 9, 2022 (edited) 3 hours ago, backdoorjimmy said: Like... a small fire extinguisher? How was it? How far in did it go? Inserted upside down about half way, don’t think I’ve ever had enough T to try handle, probably need someone to help with that Edited September 9, 2022 by Versholefun 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmw003 Posted September 13, 2022 Report Share Posted September 13, 2022 Wooden spoon handles and candles. Also a horse and dog shaped dildos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pigforcum Posted September 13, 2022 Report Share Posted September 13, 2022 Handle end of a screwdriver, banana, cycle foot pump, cucumber, carrot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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