CumBustion Posted September 25, 2022 Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 Some of the weirdest things I’ve been sodomized with are: broom stick toilet plunger handle baseball bat anal speculum ice dildo billiards cue billiards balls Bad Dragon alien dildos and hentai tentacle walking cane traffic cone chopsticks rope beers can champagne bottle fruits rubber doll Tens unit buttplug police baton flashlight (dayum, in making this list, I just realized I’ve had a lotta things in my ass lol!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators drscorpio Posted September 25, 2022 Moderators Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 Moderator's Note: Sex with animals is an off-limits topic. Anyone who made a post that even alluded to this has been given an infraction, and their posts have been hidden. Posts about animal-shaped dildos and butt plugs are close to the edge of that rule, but you may discuss them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qilly55 Posted September 25, 2022 Report Share Posted September 25, 2022 On 9/21/2022 at 7:31 PM, versmetropig said: I forgot about that! Me Too @bottom847 Wow 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChastitySlaveCub Posted October 3, 2022 Report Share Posted October 3, 2022 (edited) Tooth brush Spatula Screw driver handle Hammer Broom handle Sharpies Small shampoo bottle Beer can Water bottle Carrot Cucumber Candle Edited October 3, 2022 by ChastitySlaveCub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 3, 2022 Report Share Posted October 3, 2022 A plunger. We had a plunger with a uniform plastic handle that I would lube up and use as a dildo when I would shower. This was ~14 years old. Better yet, it would stay in place easily by the suction. That trusty plunger gave me plenty of orgasms for a good while - that is, until it broke (not my doing) and we had to get another one. Mum got one with a wooden handle that would've definitely done damage if I used it as a makeshift dildo, and of course I couldn't tell her we had to get a plastic one - what for? Also, you seen those mini m&m plastic tubes? They make a really good discreet dildo on a budget. I'd assume PEZ tubes would work fine too if they weren't square. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treehugger Posted October 3, 2022 Report Share Posted October 3, 2022 I stuck an icicle up my ass once. Just reached out my bedroom window and yanked a fat one off the eaves. It was interesting but not particularly erotic. I have also fucked myself with a replica of my own dick. It was made of plaster of Paris so not comfortable. Plus I put a condom on it so my boyfriend wouldn’t see it greasy with lube and know what I did. Nothing beats the real deal!! 🍆 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NHeat Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 When I was in middle school, this bully told everyone I shoved a cucumber up my ass. Years later, I actually did it and it was pretty amazing. Thanks for the suggestion, bully! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankdog Posted October 27, 2022 Report Share Posted October 27, 2022 When I was still a Teenager, we went regulary to south of France for holidays with friends. At that time, I was still with girls, probaply didn't even know that I'm gay. Once we where in a supermaket, I saw a beautifull shaped bottle of bath foam. A bit like a lava lamp and about that size. I just couldn't restist to buy it, even when my friends asked me why, as we had only a shower in our bathroom... It was quite challenging at the beginning, but I knew from the first glance, this has to go up my ass. I was still a virgin and this was the first thing I ever tried, and after a couple of weeks, almost unable to sit on my butt, I was finaly able to take it.... I was just wondering, whether it's still available or not, and it is 🙂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splendidpup Posted November 24, 2022 Report Share Posted November 24, 2022 Bong water Beer bottle and it’s contents, neck first obviously The same but with piss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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