Who here has taken more than one thousand cocks in their ass? Or fucked more than one thousand asses?

[TaKinGDeePanal]

30 minutes ago, NastyRawBottom said:

It’s your hobby and your right to use any hole for your pleasure. 😊

Absorbing random men’s DNA into me is certainly my favorite achievement, but really my fundamental purpose in life. 

we should talk 🙂

 

[NastyRawBottom]

Just now, TaKinGDeePanal said:

we should talk 🙂

 

Sure! 😊

[partying.hard]

On 1/1/2025 at 1:33 AM, TXltnpozcumdump88 said:

This year load count was 763 loads taken

Hero status!  😈

[TXltnpozcumdump88]

13 minutes ago, partying.hard said:

Hero status!  😈

Not truly enough cum I feel. But thank you 😊 as I age I’ll be a hungry pig for more ☣️

[MyHoleIsYoursMTL]

On 1/2/2025 at 12:16 PM, davidgifter said:

I dump my loads in way over a thousand ass.  I breed ass since i m 12.  The more the better

Why don’t you breed me?!

[cumdumpbear]

Absolutely!! Been sexually active since age 13. Taking cock and loads up me since maybe 16/17  and I’m nearly 50. In my formative whore years, I used to spend full days at cottages / cruising grounds just bent over taking loads. Now when I have hotel cum dump sessions, I can take 10 loads in a day easily so yes, I’ve definitely exceeded the 1,000 mark and I think it’s probably safe to say that I’m over the 5,000 mark too. 

[ellentonboy]

I love this thread.  It's the gift that keeps on giving.  Okay, guys let's do the math here.  Now I know some will say they were in relationships or married or whatever, but let's be honest and cut the bull shit.

Okay, you start fucking or getting fucked when you are of legal age, say 18.  I use that number as not to offend others or upset the moderators, I know it's a joke but for leal purposes I will start with the age of 18.

So now you are 48, that is 30 years you have been fucking.  Okay there are 52 weeks in the year, say you get laid Friday night and Saturday night - so that is 104 lays. So 104 lays per year (and that is a CONSERVATIVE NUMBER TO ALL OF MY WHORE BUDDIES ON THIS SITE).  Multiple 30 years of fucking times 104 lays and you have - 3,120 sexual encounters.

So that is our base number for 30 years of fucking,  just for conversation sake.  That does NOT include three weeks of vacations per year that included cities like PS, San Fran, Provincetown - you see where I am going with this.  Say during those three weeks of vacations you did a guy a day, that's 21 guys.  Multiply  that number time 30 and you have an extra 630 guys.  So now we are inching closer to approximately 3,750 guys (I said approximately).

What about those horny evenings when, instead of rubbing one out,  you went to your local ABS to get a quick blow job.  Remember 52 weeks in a year gentleman, 365 days in the year.

Now I see certain posters who I am somewhat familiar with say, oh "2500"....okay, what year did you reach 2500? 2014?  Come on, be honest and realistic.

If you live or travel in a metropolitan area, or you travel for WORK (the best quick sex) that 3,750 number I mentioned is probably closer to, what, 4250? 4500? 5000?  

I would not be surprised if there were certain posters on this forum, who I admire, who have passed 10,000 (or will before they die).  I am sorry, but if you lived in the NYC metro area and started having sex in 1979, survived the AIDS epidemic, you are close to that number.

Okay, comments, anyone?

[FelchingPisser]

1 hour ago, ellentonboy said:

If you live or travel in a metropolitan area, or you travel for WORK (the best quick sex) that 3,750 number I mentioned is probably closer to, what, 4250? 4500? 5000?  

I've never bothered to count, but any of those last three figures has to be close...

[partying.hard]

1 hour ago, ellentonboy said:

I love this thread.  It's the gift that keeps on giving.  Okay, guys let's do the math here.  Now I know some will say they were in relationships or married or whatever, but let's be honest and cut the bull shit.

Okay, you start fucking or getting fucked when you are of legal age, say 18.  I use that number as not to offend others or upset the moderators, I know it's a joke but for leal purposes I will start with the age of 18.

So now you are 48, that is 30 years you have been fucking.  Okay there are 52 weeks in the year, say you get laid Friday night and Saturday night - so that is 104 lays. So 104 lays per year (and that is a CONSERVATIVE NUMBER TO ALL OF MY WHORE BUDDIES ON THIS SITE).  Multiple 30 years of fucking times 104 lays and you have - 3,120 sexual encounters.

So that is our base number for 30 years of fucking,  just for conversation sake.  That does NOT include three weeks of vacations per year that included cities like PS, San Fran, Provincetown - you see where I am going with this.  Say during those three weeks of vacations you did a guy a day, that's 21 guys.  Multiply  that number time 30 and you have an extra 630 guys.  So now we are inching closer to approximately 3,750 guys (I said approximately).

What about those horny evenings when, instead of rubbing one out,  you went to your local ABS to get a quick blow job.  Remember 52 weeks in a year gentleman, 365 days in the year.

Now I see certain posters who I am somewhat familiar with say, oh "2500"....okay, what year did you reach 2500? 2014?  Come on, be honest and realistic.

If you live or travel in a metropolitan area, or you travel for WORK (the best quick sex) that 3,750 number I mentioned is probably closer to, what, 4250? 4500? 5000?  

I would not be surprised if there were certain posters on this forum, who I admire, who have passed 10,000 (or will before they die).  I am sorry, but if you lived in the NYC metro area and started having sex in 1979, survived the AIDS epidemic, you are close to that number.

Okay, comments, anyone?

Wise man.  Gifted mathematician.  Talented slut!  😈

[PozBearWI]

Easily exceed 1,000 here with 50+ years of fucking/getting fucked.

[hntnhole]

I'm no mathematician, and I don't have an abacus big enough handy, but our buddy over in T.B. (sorry about last Sunday's game) seems to have his math fairly well covered. 

 Faced with the obvious (according to ellentonboy's figures), I have been either very naughty, or very well-behaved.  

[meetme]

I haven’t read the whole thread, but I must quote the play, The Boys in the Band.

one of the characters I’d asked a question like this and his answer is: “ I always thought I’d lose interest, before I lost count,”

[Hungryforbbc]

Id say im at around 300 dicks taken but well over a thousand dicks sucked

[BBbruderfag]

I've been sexually active since my early teens, and I've always made sure my ass was available for cock wherever I've been, at home, traveling for work or holidays.  I've never really kept count of how many guys have fucked me or the loads delivered, but 35 years (to 31 Dec 24) x 365 days is 12, 775 days, so at one cock/load a day that's a considerable sum! Now there have been good years, like 2024 when thanks to unemployment and lots of sex to occupy my time I took, averaged out over the year, probably two cocks and loads a day for 730 cocks/loads in all, but 2020 and 2021 were pretty lean years, no more than 20/30 each year. So if we say it's been one cock/load every 3 days on average over the years, that's 4,258 cocks and loads in my ass. 

How accurate is that, well you can see my maths, but I'd suggest it's a good starter for ten no more, but who knows 😀

 

[NWUSHorny]

Fucking or being fucked more than 1000 times isn't all that difficult. Fucking of being fucked by 1000 different guys is harder to do, especially if you live in a lesser populated area or one that has a gay culture that isn't friendly to promiscuity. In those situations you have to travel or move to find 1000 different holes or poles to try. I know I'm well above that figure as both a top and bottom, but know that it wouldn't be easy to achieve fishing in some ponds.