Pet hookup peeves?

[LetsPOZBreed]

Here's a recent one from me:

Guy showed as being an upcoming traveller to London.  Exchanged a few introductory messages to gauge interest; all good there.

He gets to London, messages me one day and said he wanted to meet up and play...but he was going to dinner with friends that night and didn't want to get sweaty.  His alternate proposal?  Come over while we sniff poppers and only do the verbal bits and jerk off.

My response:  "What about that would be interesting to me?"   

There were no further exchanges...

[ErosWired]

Guys who see that I’m hosting and ask if they can come eat the loads out of my ass each time a Top fucks me. 🤨

You going to pay for my hotel room, dude? No? Going to bring in some Tops to fuck me? No? Then no, you twat, you may not. Go pay for your own hotel room and get your own Tops. If you’re too fucking cheap and lazy to do what it takes to service Men, you don’t deserve to have access to loads. I’m not a goddamn buffet.

Likewise these buzzing flies who hit me up with “Can I watch?” If you bring the Top with you, you can watch him fuck me all you want; after that, you go. What’s that you say? You just want to lurk in a corner and creep out every guy who tries to fuck me? I think not, assclown.

Closely related, the How-many-loads-you-got-now vicarious voyeurs who suggest they might come fuck when I have some loads in me, but then do nothing but pester me for a running tally.

These guys spend do do much game playing and time wasting you have to wonder if they ever get laid at all. Indeed, if the ever have.

[ErosWired]

11 minutes ago, LetsPOZBreed said:

and only do the verbal bits and jerk off.

I guess that’s a new way of defining “oral”.

[LetsPOZBreed]

12 minutes ago, ErosWired said:

Likewise these buzzing flies who hit me up with “Can I watch?” If you bring the Top with you, you can watch him fuck me all you want; after that, you go. What’s that you say? You just want to lurk in a corner and creep out every guy who tries to fuck me? I think not, assclown.

Closely related, the How-many-loads-you-got-now vicarious voyeurs who suggest they might come fuck when I have some loads in me, but then do nothing but pester me for a running tally.

OH MY GOD, both of these!

I'm willing to bank that the "watchers" are the bottoms-in-disguise.  Basically, they know you have tops coming over and are doing the search work for them.  When you're busy getting fucked by one, they are going to proposition any other top that shows for some side-action.  

And as far as the second one goes...I stop responding when I get the questions about load counts.  I also pass by guys who explicitly state "I fuck sloppy holes" in their profile....these guys aren't going to meet because they will never be satisfied with whatever number I give them.  They'd just assume head to the sauna instead.  I suspect many of these are gifters-in-disguise; the types that will knowingly infect a sloppy hole then claim "it wasn't me" when said hole turns up with the syph / clap / ghon

Edited April 29, 2022 by LetsPOZBreed
Elaborating further

[bareback-flipflop]

I don’t know if anybody already wrote about it but for me the most aggravating is the boring fuck getting as a bottom. I don’t know if anybody else has this experience but it can kill my hornyness. When a guy is doing this long and doesn’t do anything. Just push in and back slow as a snail. And I start to move but he asks me not. I start to milk him bit he asks not. And I start to think on things. About my schedule, my to do list, etc. And I am waiting for the end. I love sex, love to be fucked but instead of this I am bored. Terrible. 

And I had a really annoying adventure which is now retrospectively funny. A guy wrote me that he wanted to try bareback sex. He was very circumstantial. He visited me but I had to wait him in the tram stop. He wanted to see me and have a conversation before he came to my flat. After 10 minutes he said he was okay. After he was at me, asked me to show him my std tests and proof that I was on prep. After it he wanted to have a conversation again, a literally chitchat. When he was ready he asked me to close all the shutters, left all phones in the living room and turn on the tv. But not in the bedroom because he was afraid of spying. So, I turned on the tv in the living room and he asked to turn up the speakers. After it we started to have sex and then the boring sex also started. 😂😂😂

[revemupman]

Bottoms who cum when I am fucking them then tap out and I haven’t even dropped my load.

[NWUSHorny]

8 hours ago, LetsPOZBreed said:

Here's a recent one from me:

Guy showed as being an upcoming traveller to London.  Exchanged a few introductory messages to gauge interest; all good there.

He gets to London, messages me one day and said he wanted to meet up and play...but he was going to dinner with friends that night and didn't want to get sweaty.  His alternate proposal?  Come over while we sniff poppers and only do the verbal bits and jerk off.

My response:  "What about that would be interesting to me?"   

There were no further exchanges...

I run into a lot of guys that know a thousand and one ways to have sex without actually fucking. Maybe I'm giving him too much credit, the only slightly more extreme version is "we can have sex if you promise not to touch my icky dick and I promise not to touch yours." You are lucky didn't keep pursuing you.

[NWUSHorny]

6 hours ago, bareback-flipflop said:

I don’t know if anybody already wrote about it but for me the most aggravating is the boring fuck getting as a bottom. I don’t know if anybody else has this experience but it can kill my hornyness. When a guy is doing this long and doesn’t do anything. Just push in and back slow as a snail. And I start to move but he asks me not. I start to milk him bit he asks not. And I start to think on things. About my schedule, my to do list, etc. And I am waiting for the end. I love sex, love to be fucked but instead of this I am bored. Terrible. 

Yes, and insisted on the most uncomfortable positions (for me at least) he could possibly imagine.

[fskn]

5 hours ago, revemupman said:

Bottoms who cum when I am fucking them then tap out and I haven’t even dropped my load.

Well said. I'm happy to help a bottom get off, but that's not an excuse for the bottom to stop short of getting me off and taking my load.

An erotic story author once wrote these immortal words (I wish I could find the story to quote verbatim): 'He was getting close so I had to speed up. I had to ride the carousel before the amusement park closed.' 😂

Edited April 30, 2022 by fskn

[gingerdaddyG]

5 hours ago, revemupman said:

Bottoms who cum when I am fucking them then tap out and I haven’t even dropped my load.

That’s just wrong! As a bottom I always make sure that when the top leaves me he’s totally satisfied (and hopefully he can go more than one round 😜). I can always get off after the hookup if necessary…

[bareback-flipflop]

3 hours ago, gingerdaddyG said:

That’s just wrong! As a bottom I always make sure that when the top leaves me he’s totally satisfied (and hopefully he can go more than one round 😜). I can always get off after the hookup if necessary…

I rarely can get off while I am the bottom but sometimes I can. And? If I get off I let the top to go on. Being fucked is an amazing feeling (except if the top is lame) so why I should terminate a good feeling just because I had another?

[Luxbrit]

Honestly where to start…. 
 

• guys who can’t stay hard ( sorry tops ) 

• bad hygiene.. sorry but if that breathe and dick smell is a big NO for me

• general bad attitude.. like we’re both here for mutually pleasurable sex, so what’s with the attitude 

• guys who’s aren’t sexually confident ( who’ve bigged up there sexual prowess before a hookup but really have no idea how to please the bottom ) 

I have more but I don’t want to sound like a douche bag 🤣🤣

 

 

 

[NWUSHorny]

Bottoms who tap out after just a few strokes. I just barely started fucking a hot guy tonight before he needed a break.

[Davidc]

Guys who accommodate in filth hovels 

[hntnhole]

There's one more than came to mind after last night - and it's not particularly any guy's "fault".

When a guy's butt cheeks are so fat, his Hole is several inches behind the cheeks, it's not as much fun.  I like to get my entire Cock in the Hole - to the Cockroot.  That's how I can deliver the best fuck possible.  Merely rutting between the cheeks, and barely getting my Cock into the Hole isn't anywhere near getting all the way in.  I happen not to be swinging a PornCock, but it's not that small either.  Rutting between the cheeks just doesn't cut it for me.