Two of my worst hookups in one night

[BritishCumdump]

I know these posts are meant to be sexy and highlight the hot encounters we've had, but yesterday I had two of the worst hookups I've ever had in the same night and I need to get them off my chest. Two catfish. Two awful fucks. My fault for being gullible so don't be like me! 

First guy was messaging me and sending me pics of his big dick, but refused to come to my place and asked me to meet him in a field 15 minutes away that isn't a typical cruising spot. He had a hot pic and a big dick so I walk there and then get another message saying actually he'll meet me at a park further away. I walk the extra 10 minutes there and then total silence. No replies, no sign of him, no extra "meet at this specific part of the huge park" guidance, just ignored. I hang around thinking that he'll appear for about 20 more minutes in the dark. 

Then as I walk away and start on the way back I get approached by a messy shorter guy, around 5'4" who asks me if I'm looking for someone, I say I am, and he starts with a big "oh apparently people meet off Grindr but I wouldn't know anything about that" routine, I ask if he's the guy I was meant to be meeting and he says no then asks if he can kiss me and if I'll suck him off. I'm a slut so I do both even though this guy looks nothing like who I was supposed to meet. His dick is not at all as advertised, like it's only slightly thicker and longer than the typical index finger and he cums in my mouth after like 40 seconds. I say goodbye and head off, checking Grindr on my phone to see that the guy I was meant to be meeting is not only back online but saying 4 metres away so I assume that was the guy. Afterwards I get lots of "oh I'm so sorry I didn't meet you my phone ran out of data, did you meet anyone else while you were there?? I bet you did" style messages. I just replied with "Nothing that was worth the trip". 

 

The second guy (a mere hour later) insisted that I come to his place and I refused as I'd already wasted time traveling for the previous meet. He changed his mind and got a taxi to mine only to turn up looking about 15 years older and wider than any of his pics, then proceed to start exploring my house, opening doors and looking in drawers all the while I was telling him to stop. When I finally got him to the bedroom (he'd paid for a taxi here I couldn't just kick him out without a fuck) he didn't have a clue what he was doing and his dick was pretty much negligible, like 3 inches when fully hard. He started telling me how beautiful I was and how much he fancied me (this was supposed to be a pump n dump btw) then he tried to fuck me but couldn't get into a rhythm because his dick kept falling out, I genuinely couldn't feel much of it. I had to jack him off with two fingers and a thumb. Huge cumshot tbf but it wasn't inside me so I was left disappointed. 

Then after trying to explore my house more he wants to fuck me again but asks if he can do a line of coke this time. I tell him that I don't mind but that we probably won't be able to fuck again as EVERY time a top has taken coke in my experience they stop being able to get hard. He insists that he can still get hard after coke and that it's not a problem. 

4 minutes later he's upset that he can't get hard again and getting emotional about how he wishes his dick was bigger and (despite the fact I've told him repeatedly that I am purely bottom and currently locked in a cock cage) he's asking me if I can fuck him instead. I played counselor for a bit and he admitted that he lied about his dick size because he was (admittedly quite rightly) scared that I wouldn't want to meet him if I knew he had a tiny dick and was older than in his pics. I calmed him down and then he suddenly just decides he has to go. Once he's gone I get bombarded with messages asking if we can meet again and what my mobile number is etc. I told him I was glad he got home safely and have not responded to any further messages. 

 

I get that I might come across as insensitive here and that it must be very tough being top/vers with a small dick, but lying about your size and getting very emotional about it with a total stranger is probably not the best look. I just wanted to get my ass fucked and instead I lose around 4 hours and a lot of patience on two guys for no real reward 🙄 

 

What's your worst hookup been like? 

[killer52lt]

Wow that second one is super sketchy! Glad you are safe and he left without any further incident. 

[ErosWired]

4 hours ago, BritishCumdump said:

I just replied with "Nothing that was worth the trip". 

Oh snap

4 hours ago, BritishCumdump said:

then proceed to start exploring my house, opening doors and looking in drawers

That’s not suspicious at all.

4 hours ago, BritishCumdump said:

he'd paid for a taxi here I couldn't just kick him out without a fuck

Yes, you bloody well could. For any of the things you’ve described. The minute he showed up at your door obviously having misrepresented himself, you had every right to shut the door in his face and think not a thing of it. You are under no obligation to indulge any of that, and refusing to do so doesn’t make you insensitive or hard on Tops who are ‘phallically challenged’. I have no sympathy for a man who will try to bait-and-switch me to get me to accept his substandard sexual contact, and his attempt leaves me with zero compassion for his having a micropenis. Indulging them just encourages the behavior.

[cockfun69]

There's always a risk that guys like the second one can escalate the situation for your safety,
These days if it doesn't feel I walk away or tell them I have someone else (friend/fuck/bf) due round so they'd better call the taxi for the trip home.

[BritishCumdump]

2 hours ago, ErosWired said:

Oh snap

That’s not suspicious at all.

Yes, you bloody well could. For any of the things you’ve described. The minute he showed up at your door obviously having misrepresented himself, you had every right to shut the door in his face and think not a thing of it. You are under no obligation to indulge any of that, and refusing to do so doesn’t make you insensitive or hard on Tops who are ‘phallically challenged’. I have no sympathy for a man who will try to bait-and-switch me to get me to accept his substandard sexual contact, and his attempt leaves me with zero compassion for his having a micropenis. Indulging them just encourages the behavior.

I understand what you're saying, it was myself being over emotional and feeling sorry for them that made me put out. They were both fully aware that what they were doing was sketchy as fuck, I just think they needed physical contact but in the end I probably made them feel guiltier for lying. 

Then again I'm very lucky to still look good for my age, maybe I'll sympathise with them using old/other pics even more when I'm older and less desirable 🤷🏻‍♂️

[BritishCumdump]

1 hour ago, JamesL100 said:

There's always a risk that guys like the second one can escalate the situation for your safety,
These days if it doesn't feel I walk away or tell them I have someone else (friend/fuck/bf) due round so they'd better call the taxi for the trip home.

Yeah I'm really lucky that I feel I could have resolved the situation if they'd turned out to be a psycho. I think he was just on something and that's why he was acting like he was. I am a bit conscious that he knows where I live now but think he left too embarrassed to show his face again. 

[BiCurious100]

2 hours ago, BritishCumdump said:

Yeah I'm really lucky that I feel I could have resolved the situation if they'd turned out to be a psycho. I think he was just on something and that's why he was acting like he was. I am a bit conscious that he knows where I live now but think he left too embarrassed to show his face again. 

Hi buddy

I'm glad that (both) situations remained safe - I assume (sorry to ask the obvious) that no personal belongings were stolen, since he was going through your drawers etc...?

I must admit that I would have shown him the door at that stage...

In any case, I have to say that inviting a total stranger to your home place isn't the best of plans???

I would at least meet a guy first and know that he is a good fuck, before giving him my address for further meets (not that anyone could come back to mine, in any case, due to the misses...lol)

 

Hope that future meets go better

 

[Beetle]

To be honest, I love anonymous pump and dumps. Entering a hot submissive bottom’s house when he is waiting in/on bed to get his ass seeded turns me on. Even more when they beg for cum and being bred. But i have never never never searched someone’s drawers, rooms, fridges, luggage when being there. 

Submissive and anonymous pump and dumps does not mean that a bottom consents giving up their right of privacy, safety and property.

 

ps: unless you’ve agreed in advance to play a burglar being caught and turning onto the bottom’s ass in a hot roleplay 😈

Edited March 28, 2022 by Luxie-006

[ErosWired]

4 hours ago, BritishCumdump said:

I am a bit conscious that he knows where I live now but think he left too embarrassed to show his face again. 

I hope so, but make sure you keep your door locked. The guy just basically scoped out you place for a future burglary. Don’t think that a guy who comes to fuck you won’t rob you. The last time I hotel hosted, the last Top who fucked me grabbed a couple of my things and bolted out the door seconds after he unloaded in me. I felt like I had been plundered twice.

[ellentonboy]

12 hours ago, BritishCumdump said:

I know these posts are meant to be sexy and highlight the hot encounters we've had, but yesterday I had two of the worst hookups I've ever had in the same night and I need to get them off my chest. Two catfish. Two awful fucks. My fault for being gullible so don't be like me! 

First guy was messaging me and sending me pics of his big dick, but refused to come to my place and asked me to meet him in a field 15 minutes away that isn't a typical cruising spot. He had a hot pic and a big dick so I walk there and then get another message saying actually he'll meet me at a park further away. I walk the extra 10 minutes there and then total silence. No replies, no sign of him, no extra "meet at this specific part of the huge park" guidance, just ignored. I hang around thinking that he'll appear for about 20 more minutes in the dark. 

Then as I walk away and start on the way back I get approached by a messy shorter guy, around 5'4" who asks me if I'm looking for someone, I say I am, and he starts with a big "oh apparently people meet off Grindr but I wouldn't know anything about that" routine, I ask if he's the guy I was meant to be meeting and he says no then asks if he can kiss me and if I'll suck him off. I'm a slut so I do both even though this guy looks nothing like who I was supposed to meet. His dick is not at all as advertised, like it's only slightly thicker and longer than the typical index finger and he cums in my mouth after like 40 seconds. I say goodbye and head off, checking Grindr on my phone to see that the guy I was meant to be meeting is not only back online but saying 4 metres away so I assume that was the guy. Afterwards I get lots of "oh I'm so sorry I didn't meet you my phone ran out of data, did you meet anyone else while you were there?? I bet you did" style messages. I just replied with "Nothing that was worth the trip". 

 

The second guy (a mere hour later) insisted that I come to his place and I refused as I'd already wasted time traveling for the previous meet. He changed his mind and got a taxi to mine only to turn up looking about 15 years older and wider than any of his pics, then proceed to start exploring my house, opening doors and looking in drawers all the while I was telling him to stop. When I finally got him to the bedroom (he'd paid for a taxi here I couldn't just kick him out without a fuck) he didn't have a clue what he was doing and his dick was pretty much negligible, like 3 inches when fully hard. He started telling me how beautiful I was and how much he fancied me (this was supposed to be a pump n dump btw) then he tried to fuck me but couldn't get into a rhythm because his dick kept falling out, I genuinely couldn't feel much of it. I had to jack him off with two fingers and a thumb. Huge cumshot tbf but it wasn't inside me so I was left disappointed. 

Then after trying to explore my house more he wants to fuck me again but asks if he can do a line of coke this time. I tell him that I don't mind but that we probably won't be able to fuck again as EVERY time a top has taken coke in my experience they stop being able to get hard. He insists that he can still get hard after coke and that it's not a problem. 

4 minutes later he's upset that he can't get hard again and getting emotional about how he wishes his dick was bigger and (despite the fact I've told him repeatedly that I am purely bottom and currently locked in a cock cage) he's asking me if I can fuck him instead. I played counselor for a bit and he admitted that he lied about his dick size because he was (admittedly quite rightly) scared that I wouldn't want to meet him if I knew he had a tiny dick and was older than in his pics. I calmed him down and then he suddenly just decides he has to go. Once he's gone I get bombarded with messages asking if we can meet again and what my mobile number is etc. I told him I was glad he got home safely and have not responded to any further messages. 

 

I get that I might come across as insensitive here and that it must be very tough being top/vers with a small dick, but lying about your size and getting very emotional about it with a total stranger is probably not the best look. I just wanted to get my ass fucked and instead I lose around 4 hours and a lot of patience on two guys for no real reward 🙄 

 

What's your worst hookup been like? 

You are not insensitive, that guy misled you and when someone starts going through your draws or is paranoid about what is in your house you know you have trouble.

If someone starts that with me I know it is cruel but I have them leave.  I have had guys try to steal my porn, underwear, medication, cologne, jewelry, watch, phone, you name it.  In most instances they arrived high and then couldn't perform.  I always tell guys unless they are ready and able to fuck don't come over.  It's not like I am demanding but I would not go over to someone's house high as a kite and then start messing with his laptop or asking him 1000 questions about if I am being filmed or is there someone else in the house.  

 

I have had so many bad hookups, where their intent was party favors and then they expected something even more by asking for things.  When party favors are involved it can be so dangerous.   I actually changed my profile and figured I should say "no pnp" and just get high myself BEFORE they arrive, those guys never notice the difference!

[piglooking4pigs]

12 hours ago, BritishCumdump said:

I get that I might come across as insensitive here and that it must be very tough being top/vers with a small dick, but lying about your size and getting very emotional about it with a total stranger is probably not the best look. I just wanted to get my ass fucked and instead I lose around 4 hours and a lot of patience on two guys for no real reward 🙄 

I don't think you're coming across insensitive at all.  If anything, you may have been a bit too sensitive in your dealings with these meets.  There's a meaningful lesson in both of these experiences for all of us -- be mindful of your personal safety first and foremost.  

I'm a cumdump bottom, but that doesn't mean that I want to have my time wasted or that I want to jeopardize my personal safety and the safety of my property, nor does it mean that I might have to follow through on playing with someone if they've out and out lied and manipulated me into a situation which I did not agree to.  How many of us have thought at one (or ten) point, "Well, I've come this far, might as well get the load and leave" or "I put so much time into it, I might as well go through with it"?  This just encourages that bad behavior.  At the same time, a LARGE number of guys are not using current (accurate) pics, so there's always going to be a bit of an adjustment to what you saw in a pic and who you end up fucking with.  But, just a bit.  If it's so different that I can't get over having been lied to or if they are not someone I would have agreed to connect with had I seen a recent photo, then I simply refuse the opportunity.

[BritishCumdump]

11 hours ago, piglooking4pigs said:

I don't think you're coming across insensitive at all.  If anything, you may have been a bit too sensitive in your dealings with these meets.  There's a meaningful lesson in both of these experiences for all of us -- be mindful of your personal safety first and foremost.  

I'm a cumdump bottom, but that doesn't mean that I want to have my time wasted or that I want to jeopardize my personal safety and the safety of my property, nor does it mean that I might have to follow through on playing with someone if they've out and out lied and manipulated me into a situation which I did not agree to.  How many of us have thought at one (or ten) point, "Well, I've come this far, might as well get the load and leave" or "I put so much time into it, I might as well go through with it"?  This just encourages that bad behavior.  At the same time, a LARGE number of guys are not using current (accurate) pics, so there's always going to be a bit of an adjustment to what you saw in a pic and who you end up fucking with.  But, just a bit.  If it's so different that I can't get over having been lied to or if they are not someone I would have agreed to connect with had I seen a recent photo, then I simply refuse the opportunity.

You're right, like what other guys are saying, these guys could have been really dangerous and I didn't vet them enough. I guess the urge to get bred took over 😅

[Guest]

I’m sorry you had a bad experience 

[descartes70817]

I hate hookups who are 20 years older and 50 pounds heavier than their profile, and I react in the negative when they say "since I'm already here you might as well". This is why I ask for body pics in preference to dick and ass pics before even considering whether to invite him over.

[StockingsBB]

If I get a vibe that something is dodgy I will find a way to exit a situation. If maybe that I am over reacting but I will follow my instincts. Sometimes you just know