Favorite profiles

[Guest]

I love the ones with "Ask me"...like what you want me to ask you 50 questions? Another favorite is the ones who put "does anyone really read these?" 

[ErosWired]

  On 9/10/2022 at 5:00 PM, BareLover666 said:

Men!  Useless... all of us/them. 😉

I'm disappointed. 

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I wouldn’t say useless - over a thousand men have found a use for me, and some have used me very…thoroughly. I just focus on doing one thing and doing it very, very well.

[tallslenderguy]

  On 9/10/2022 at 5:00 PM, BareLover666 said:

 

Do YOU eat out?

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lol, nah, to me, holes are for Tops to penetrate and "eat out."

[YourNoLimitsBottom]

  On 9/10/2022 at 3:01 PM, RawPlug said:

Seriously, I prefer descriptive brevity than a biography longer than War And Peace. For a long time, I described myself as “sarcastic, occasional nihilist and equally comfortable in a leather jacket or a dress suit”, which is all I felt compelled to say. If I’m looking for a shag, I really don’t need to know. If I’m looking for more (rare, as I don’t really use apps for that) then I’d rather find out over dinner or a few drinks

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Agree 100%. When I want to fuck and am using an app, I just need to know when, where, and that they understand I do not top. When I am out in the real world we can talk a bit more if necessary to fuck, or we can get to know each other if we want to take the relationship further than just a one night fuck-fest.

[blackrobe]

  On 9/6/2022 at 6:51 PM, hntnhole said:

I'm out of responses .... but THAT line made me just laugh my ass off .... You've got a beautifully tart tongue, so please don't hesitate to share it.  🤣

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Fair warning... I'm almost entirely composed of such mordant observations and thoughts not shared.