Treehugger Posted October 10, 2022 Report Posted October 10, 2022 Have you guys ever heard of the 'Gay Bomb'? I was listening to one of my favorite podcasts (The Weirdest Thing I Learned This Week) and they talked about it. Apparently it was the military's idea to create a gay bomb as a non-lethal weapon of war. It was to be half aphrodisiac half homo creator to turn the opposing military gay and horny. I think they may have got the idea from "A Confederacy of Dunces". Its the funniest part of the book. Anyway I guess the straights think an army of homosexuals would be too busy fucking and sucking cock to get around to any actual killing. Pretty sure that's not how it works but then I have never been in an army of queers. The thought did give me an instant boner. Just imagine being in the midst of war, you and your buddies doing your best to stay alive and a bomb goes off nearby. But its not made of shrapnel and gun powder. Nope, it smells like poppers, industrial disinfectant, and aftershave with a hint of sweaty pits, i.e. a bathhouse. Suddenly your bunk mate Doug is looking at you like he could eat you alive. Neither of you have had sex in months. Cue shitty porn music. You look across the barracks and there is already a three-way. Sarge is cornholing two privates. Fucking begins en masse because of course we fags have absolutely no control when it comes to our dicks even if war is raging all around us. Huge eye roll. C'mon people (by people I mean straight government and military think tanks) you can do better. While I love the idea of a gay bomb, by all means turn the whole world gay, this idea will not win you a war. The military says the idea was never seriously considered but then why was 7.5 million requested to fund research? 2
Guest Posted October 10, 2022 Report Posted October 10, 2022 Gives a whole new spin on what might have happened in no mans land at the World War One Christmas truce. They certainly wouldn't have been playing football.
SpectreAgent Posted October 10, 2022 Report Posted October 10, 2022 2 hours ago, Treehugger said: Have you guys ever heard of the 'Gay Bomb'? I was listening to one of my favorite podcasts (The Weirdest Thing I Learned This Week) and they talked about it. Apparently it was the military's idea to create a gay bomb as a non-lethal weapon of war. It was to be half aphrodisiac half homo creator to turn the opposing military gay and horny. I think they may have got the idea from "A Confederacy of Dunces". Its the funniest part of the book. Anyway I guess the straights think an army of homosexuals would be too busy fucking and sucking cock to get around to any actual killing. Pretty sure that's not how it works but then I have never been in an army of queers. The thought did give me an instant boner. Just imagine being in the midst of war, you and your buddies doing your best to stay alive and a bomb goes off nearby. But its not made of shrapnel and gun powder. Nope, it smells like poppers, industrial disinfectant, and aftershave with a hint of sweaty pits, i.e. a bathhouse. Suddenly your bunk mate Doug is looking at you like he could eat you alive. Neither of you have had sex in months. Cue shitty porn music. You look across the barracks and there is already a three-way. Sarge is cornholing two privates. Fucking begins en masse because of course we fags have absolutely no control when it comes to our dicks even if war is raging all around us. Huge eye roll. C'mon people (by people I mean straight government and military think tanks) you can do better. While I love the idea of a gay bomb, by all means turn the whole world gay, this idea will not win you a war. The military says the idea was never seriously considered but then why was 7.5 million requested to fund research? They obviously didn’t know their history because it could have rebounded on them. They might have created a new Sacred Band of Thebes - a 300 unit of the Spartan Army made up of 150 gay couples who were tougher and more formidable than most other units.
PozTalkAuthor Posted October 10, 2022 Report Posted October 10, 2022 never heard about this, but I feel it's kinda urban legend to scare most homophobic hetero soldiers, or whatever... Information warfare is terrible those days working in parallel with weapon-based conflict. But talking as an author, let me work with fantasy and wish to be involved in an experiment in there... No, I stop here otherwise I'll be kicked out! People who know me from the backroom can guess what I'm thinking. Stop it!
BadBob Posted October 10, 2022 Report Posted October 10, 2022 Sounds like the plot to a VERY bad gay porn film.
hntnhole Posted October 10, 2022 Report Posted October 10, 2022 This could be the answer mankind has been searching for since we crawled out of the caves. Armies of men that would march into battle, swinging their hard Cocks instead of swords. Breeding at the Battalion-level, whole Divisions having orgies with the "enemy" soldiers. Rivers of Sperm overflowing the banks of the trenches. The only gear soldiers would wear would be Cockrings and a belt for accoutrements-de-Breeding, Instead of war planners building bombs that can kill a Continent, they'd be creating popper-bombs to be dropped on both sides of the "conflict". A whole 'nother kind of joystick in the planes too. Now. Who's gonna re-design the uniforms ???
Treehugger Posted October 10, 2022 Author Report Posted October 10, 2022 17 minutes ago, hntnhole said: Now. Who's gonna re-design the uniforms ??? How about the costumers from the movie 300? 1 1
hntnhole Posted October 10, 2022 Report Posted October 10, 2022 Maybe we should have a BZ convention, and recreate Thermopylae for ourselves !!! Now THAT would surely be an inspiration for the "costume designers" amongst us. There's a thread running currently about a Breed Bomb - absolutely enticingly inspirational 😈
NYBBGUY58 Posted October 11, 2022 Report Posted October 11, 2022 21 hours ago, Treehugger said: Have you guys ever heard of the 'Gay Bomb'? I was listening to one of my favorite podcasts (The Weirdest Thing I Learned This Week) and they talked about it. Apparently it was the military's idea to create a gay bomb as a non-lethal weapon of war. It was to be half aphrodisiac half homo creator to turn the opposing military gay and horny. I think they may have got the idea from "A Confederacy of Dunces". Its the funniest part of the book. Anyway I guess the straights think an army of homosexuals would be too busy fucking and sucking cock to get around to any actual killing. Pretty sure that's not how it works but then I have never been in an army of queers. The thought did give me an instant boner. Just imagine being in the midst of war, you and your buddies doing your best to stay alive and a bomb goes off nearby. But its not made of shrapnel and gun powder. Nope, it smells like poppers, industrial disinfectant, and aftershave with a hint of sweaty pits, i.e. a bathhouse. Suddenly your bunk mate Doug is looking at you like he could eat you alive. Neither of you have had sex in months. Cue shitty porn music. You look across the barracks and there is already a three-way. Sarge is cornholing two privates. Fucking begins en masse because of course we fags have absolutely no control when it comes to our dicks even if war is raging all around us. Huge eye roll. C'mon people (by people I mean straight government and military think tanks) you can do better. While I love the idea of a gay bomb, by all means turn the whole world gay, this idea will not win you a war. The military says the idea was never seriously considered but then why was 7.5 million requested to fund research? I guess they never heard of the Sacred Band of Thebes, which was said to be composed of male couples. The Spartan military (one of the most feared armies in ancient Greece) was also said to have been strengthened by same-sex bonds between its male soldiers. So who knows, if it had actually worked it might have backfired spectacularly. 😉 1
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