Florida Sexcation

[Guest]

planning a sexcation to Florida and assumed Ft Lauderdale was the way to go, with the option of a Miami visit.

ruled out Tampa and Orlando... but who knows, maybe I'm wrong - any suggestions?

[BootmanLA]

I think you're on the right track, with the caveat that it depends on what kind of sexcation you're looking for. Fort Lauderdale has what I would politely call a large mature population - it's a retirement destination, so there are a lot of guys who are in their late 50's, 60's, and 70's. That's not to say there aren't younger men, too - there are - but the usual age distribution tables in FTL are not like those in, say, Orlando, which skews much younger (lots and lots of 20's and early 30's guys working the tourism industry, including the theme parks).

Other members who live there can give more specifics, obviously. @hntnhole, your feedback would probably be valuable.

The caveat I mention: there are places all over where one MIGHT - and I stress MIGHT -  luck out for a huge run of anonymous sex. Getting a room near a city in a reasonably cheap motel that caters to truckers, for instance, might land you both transient types as well as the usual run of married guys looking to sneak out for a fuck. But if you want to actually know who's fucking you - to have met at a bar, or online, and have some idea about the guy - you're probably better off in Ft. Lauderdale. Miami, as you note, might be nice for a side trip but you'll be dealing with a different crowd there.

[theplayerking]

15 hours ago, CoolKink said:

planning a sexcation to Florida and assumed Ft Lauderdale was the way to go, with the option of a Miami visit.

ruled out Tampa and Orlando... but who knows, maybe I'm wrong - any suggestions?

Fort Lauderdale is a long established gay sex tourist destination. It has a lot of small, clothing optional hotels, bathhouses and sex clubs. Miami has one gay hotel and a crappy bathhouse. Miami tends to attract a lot of couples. I’m sure they play, but it’s all set up online as sex venues are lame or nonexistent. If you’re a solo traveler and looking for a sex vacation, I’d recommend Fort Lauderdale. If you’re looking to spend some money, Island House in Key West is very nice and a lot of fun, but it’s super expensive and difficult to get to. 

[hntnhole]

10 hours ago, BootmanLA said:

Other members who live there can give more specifics, obviously. @hntnhole, your feedback would probably be valuable.

As I recall, the Ft.L fuck-apps are full of listings for raw guys; pages and pages of them, any time of day or night.  I prefer the in-the-flesh fuckjoints, and there's a bathhouse on Broward (0 hundred N/S) called "Club Fort Lauderdale" that's probably the nicest tubs I've experienced in the US - on par with the nicest ones in Europe.  It's quite active, and while I don't go there often, I've never even seen a rubber there. 

When I do go to a bathhouse, I like "Clubhouse II" over on Oakland Park Blvd.  It's more like many of the domestic bathhouses, in that it's a bit "seedy" over there, not as many "posers", not as many young guys preening, showing off, waiting for the 'perfect' trick to show up, just guys that need to fuck.  Google each of them; most guys will find what makes their blood boil.  

As to the plain old fuckjoints, some of the bars have backrooms, but my favorite is Slammer, at 321 W Sunrise.  Every guy should at least go there one night, just to experience it.  Now that Pig Week is upon us, it'll be even more crowded on Fri/Sat nights.  It's closed on Mon, Tues, Wed, unless there's some special event, so check the website.  

Unfortunately, our best sleaze-bar - Ramrod - is still out of commission, as far as I know.  Fucking is no longer allowed anywhere on the premises, the area around the adjacent used furniture store (called Decades) is still being raided by the cops occasionally.  That said, guys cruise/fuck over there all night long anyway, and some guys get off on that risk, but I wouldn't recommend chancing it.  By all means, stop in for a beer, just to steep in the atmosphere - but keep your pants up.  

There are many gay guesthouses that allow guys to ditch their clothes, swim suits, and fuck each other, but some are a bit on the chi-chi side, so each guy should check out some of these guesthouses to make sure he's getting what he likes.  Some are almost palatial, and the rates reflect that.  Some guesthouses offer "day-passes", so local guys can go for a day to rub shoulders (and more) with the visitors.  My own favorite is Inn Leather, down near the airport.  The name is not indicative of what kind of sex takes place there, merely that the Leather Ethic is observed.  There are slings in every room, placed right in front of windows, so guys cruising around outside can easily watch, and step into the room (assuming the door is left cracked open) and join in.  There's very little "pretense", guys go there fuck, and I've never so much as seen a rubber there.  

I'm sure that any guy needing more information can ask any BZ'er that lives here for tips/advice.  Fort Lauderdale can accommodate almost any kind of action a guy can dream up.  

[bttmsloot]

5 minutes ago, hntnhole said:

As I recall, the Ft.L fuck-apps are full of listings for raw guys; pages and pages of them, any time of day or night.  I prefer the in-the-flesh fuckjoints, and there's a bathhouse on Broward (0 hundred N/S) called "Club Fort Lauderdale" that's probably the nicest tubs I've experienced in the US - on par with the nicest ones in Europe.  It's quite active, and while I don't go there often, I've never even seen a rubber there. 

When I do go to a bathhouse, I like "Clubhouse II" over on Oakland Park Blvd.  It's more like many of the domestic bathhouses, in that it's a bit "seedy" over there, not as many "posers", not as many young guys preening, showing off, waiting for the 'perfect' trick to show up, just guys that need to fuck.  Google each of them; most guys will find what makes their blood boil.  

As to the plain old fuckjoints, some of the bars have backrooms, but my favorite is Slammer, at 321 W Sunrise.  Every guy should at least go there one night, just to experience it.  Now that Pig Week is upon us, it'll be even more crowded on Fri/Sat nights.  It's closed on Mon, Tues, Wed, unless there's some special event, so check the website.  

Unfortunately, our best sleaze-bar - Ramrod - is still out of commission, as far as I know.  Fucking is no longer allowed anywhere on the premises, the area around the adjacent used furniture store (called Decades) is still being raided by the cops occasionally.  That said, guys cruise/fuck over there all night long anyway, and some guys get off on that risk, but I wouldn't recommend chancing it.  By all means, stop in for a beer, just to steep in the atmosphere - but keep your pants up.  

There are many gay guesthouses that allow guys to ditch their clothes, swim suits, and fuck each other, but some are a bit on the chi-chi side, so each guy should check out some of these guesthouses to make sure he's getting what he likes.  Some are almost palatial, and the rates reflect that.  Some guesthouses offer "day-passes", so local guys can go for a day to rub shoulders (and more) with the visitors.  My own favorite is Inn Leather, down near the airport.  The name is not indicative of what kind of sex takes place there, merely that the Leather Ethic is observed.  There are slings in every room, placed right in front of windows, so guys cruising around outside can easily watch, and step into the room (assuming the door is left cracked open) and join in.  There's very little "pretense", guys go there fuck, and I've never so much as seen a rubber there.  

I'm sure that any guy needing more information can ask any BZ'er that lives here for tips/advice.  Fort Lauderdale can accommodate almost any kind of action a guy can dream up.  

if youre planning on taking loads during the day and hitting up the bathhouses later, would you recommend staying at the more established guesthouses and resorts, or just getting a cheap motel room in ft Lauderdale? Also how would you say it compares with palm springs?

[Cumjunky215]

12 hours ago, BootmanLA said:

I think you're on the right track, with the caveat that it depends on what kind of sexcation you're looking for. Fort Lauderdale has what I would politely call a large mature population - it's a retirement destination, so there are a lot of guys who are in their late 50's, 60's, and 70's. That's not to say there aren't younger men, too - there are - but the usual age distribution tables in FTL are not like those in, say, Orlando, which skews much younger (lots and lots of 20's and early 30's guys working the tourism industry, including the theme parks).

Other members who live there can give more specifics, obviously. @hntnhole, your feedback would probably be valuable.

The caveat I mention: there are places all over where one MIGHT - and I stress MIGHT -  luck out for a huge run of anonymous sex. Getting a room near a city in a reasonably cheap motel that caters to truckers, for instance, might land you both transient types as well as the usual run of married guys looking to sneak out for a fuck. But if you want to actually know who's fucking you - to have met at a bar, or online, and have some idea about the guy - you're probably better off in Ft. Lauderdale. Miami, as you note, might be nice for a side trip but you'll be dealing with a different crowd there.

Do you have any suggestions to easy access motels in FTL, LA or anywhere? You seem pretty knowledgeable, I travel a bit for work and could love better luck finding these kinds of hookups. Thanks!

[lower_bucks_bottom]

5 hours ago, theplayerking said:

Island House in Key West is very nice and a lot of fun, but it’s super expensive and difficult to get to. 

It is expensive but not all that hard to get to and Key West is a gay haven

[hntnhole]

6 hours ago, bttmsloot said:

if you're planning on taking loads during the day and hitting up the bathhouses later, would you recommend staying at the more established guesthouses and resorts, or just getting a cheap motel room in ft Lauderdale? Also how would you say it compares with palm springs?

re: guesthouses .... This is just my personal opinion, but I think a lot of the guesthouses are overpriced for what you get. 

The way I see it, I don't care if all the furnishings at the guesthouses are chi-chi enough, all I care is that the furnishing are clean, comfortable, all of that.  That, plus there are only X amount of other guests to fuck in any single guest house, which limits your pool of spur-of-the-moment tricks.  It's been years since I've been to Palm Springs, so my comparison might be a bit dated.  That said, I don't much care how pretty, how muscular, how this or how that the other guys are, I only care that they need to get fucked.  So, (trying to be completely fair) I'd choose Ft. L. over P.S. We can't shove our Cocks up the latest, most fashionable shirt, we can't fuck the fanciest haircut, all that matters to me are the Cocks Breeding the Holes.  

Just one more point:  the tubs here will be swinging during the days too.  Sure, go there to get/give some loads, but plan on the real action for the nights.  Check out the websites for both the tubs, there may be plans for something that appeals to you.  

Have a pervectly filthy time of it - !!!! 😁

[hntnhole]

8 hours ago, theplayerking said:

Island House in Key West is very nice and a lot of fun, but it’s super expensive and difficult to get to. 

In my opinion, Island House in KW is the "go-to" guesthouse.  They're all expensive, but that roof-top "sunning" area can be a lot of fun.  It's been a while since I was there - hope that rooftop is still as active as it was.  I don't think it's any harder to get to than the others, and it's quiet enough you can actually sleep at night.  

[BlindRawFucker1]

I’m really torn about spending any time, and money, in Florida.

 

I don’t want to support the government, but I do want to support the other LGBT people who may be stuck in Florida.

 

I’m trying to decide if I’m going to attend a convention in Jacksonville next July.

[hntnhole]

2 hours ago, BlindRawFucker1 said:

I don’t want to support the government

Neither do I - but, I have to shell out as little as possible via sales taxes, etc.  At least we don't have a State income tax for DullSantis to plunder.  After all, high heeled elevator boots don't come cheap !!!  

[hntnhole]

btw  - all you guys that are coming for Pig Week:

Don't assume it's going to be sunny and in the 80's around here.  It's been chilly (I mean, down to the high 60's at night - the mid 70's during the days, maybe the high 70's if sunny) around here these past several days.  Bring something warm for the evenings too; just a pair of cum-fuck-me's won't cut the cold-mustard.  

For all the rest of you guys, don't laugh - I lived back North for most of my life - I know what ***real*** cold is.  

[dickluva]

I enjoy both PS, CA and FTL, FL. Palm Springs does not have a bathhouse, FTL has 2 plus 321 Slammer which I think makes FTL the clear choice for sluts like me. PS  & FTL are both easy for me to get to from Midwest, 18 hours behind the wheel or both have like 2 non-stop flights from my local airport. Key West is difficult for me because of lack of non-stop means it is like 18 hour flights or 24 hours behind the wheel. One time driving to KW there was an accident on the causeway, we turned off the car and sat on the car with no A/C for hours til the wreck was cleared. Lighthouse Inn had bedbugs that hurt like hell. Mosquitos were thick too, KW def did not make me feel like being naked outside. Sex with mosquito repellent smells and tastes nasty. 

My favorite guesthouse is InnLeather. Patrons maybe seniors butt they are there to party any day. You might bring some extra viagra. I had success finding hot men into my personal fetish. Every time in FTL I come home with serious STI though. I know I had a great time.

[hntnhole]

On 11/29/2023 at 11:07 AM, Cumjunky215 said:

Do you have any suggestions to easy access motels in FTL

The only one I know about that's popular with our lot, is the Link motel, over on US 1.  All the guesthouses have action going on, but the Link seems to be where a lot of locals go for either a quickie, or a longer, multi-guy event.  It's not close to any other gay joints (that I know of anyway), but that doesn't mean all that much either.  US 1 (aka Federal Highway) is a divided, 4-lane road, mostly retail/businesses, and plenty of traffic.  I'll always recommend Inn Leather, down by the airport, but I'll bet they're full through P.W.  You'd need to rent a car or take a lot of ubers to get to the hotspots.  Same with the Link. 

Any other Ft. L. guys have more to add? 

[Seedthissub]

I love ft lauderdale. Like Clubhouse 2 never been to slamerrs, but you are right , last time i went to clubhouse i took six loads and brought home a present. My anus it hed for weeks