What’s the weirdest thing you’ve been rejected/denied a hookup for

[NYBBGUY58]

I know I answered this earlier with my bullet dodged because a drunken guy didn't like that I'm a Virgo. I was never so grateful for my late August birthday.

There was one where another guy who got to my place, and I was already on my knees when he informed me that I wasn't "butch" enough. I was too pretty for him to top. 🙄 Trust me, I only wanted a hookup, not marriage.

Even though I had a beard, apparently that wasn't enough. He confessed that in his search for rough-'n-tough looking bottoms he had this situation occur often. Duh.

What the fuck ever. He missed out on a prize-winning hole (if my friends with benefits, who may be biased, are to be believed)!

Edited 22 hours ago by NYBBGUY58
Typo; redundant use of "when". Hey, you asked!

[Sfmike64]

6 hours ago, hntnhole said:

Years ago, but I still remember .... three words:  "it's too thick".  

I know it's on the thick side, but never (other than that time) has it been "too thick" for a hungry hole to gobble up.   

That just sounds like a challenge. 

[hntnhole]

16 hours ago, Sfmike64 said:

That just sounds like a challenge.

Could have been, I suppose.  For me though, the "challenge" has to be unmistakable - not a vague, kinda-sorta, wishy-washy comment.  The kind of "challenge" that makes a cock even harder ...

[NYBBGUY58]

20 hours ago, NYBBGUY58 said:

I know I answered this earlier with my bullet dodged because a drunken guy didn't like that I'm a Virgo. I was never so grateful for my late August birthday.

There was one where another guy who got to my place, and I was already on my knees when he informed me that I wasn't "butch" enough. I was too pretty for him to top. 🙄 Trust me, I only wanted a hookup, not marriage.

Even though I had a beard, apparently that wasn't enough. He confessed that in his search for rough-'n-tough looking bottoms he had this situation occur often. Duh.

What the fuck ever. He missed out on a prize-winning hole (if my friends with benefits, who may be biased, are to be believed)!

Clarification: this was LONG before the internet with posted pictures, etc., though I don't typically show my face on hookup sites. I think it was a phone bulletin board (yes, those were a thing) or maybe a printed personal in a little "bar rag" as we called them (Hx and Next were their names).