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I've decided to not attend MAL 2022- i don't think its worth the risk and walking around in cruising areas with a mask is not that appealing to be honest . I've avoided the Covid this long rather skip. i've had my glory days at MAL. Note- I was staying at Yotel- unbelievably difficult to cancel - there portal goes to Error 404 and no on no one responds to an email or picks up a phone. So, tip- join the Yotel club - register- get your booking then cancel it- it was the only way I could do it. Absolutely insane! Have fun to the attendees - will be there in Spirit.

Has anyone stayed at the Liason Hotel across the street from Hyatt ? Its now Yotel but how is it for cruising and pump n dump.. Staying there -could not get a room at Hyatt but want to host darkroom breeding at hotel. Just don't know how easy access for strangers to come up to rooms...

How was PigWeek this year? Stories, interesting events -- thanks!

Ft. Lauderdale- Pig Week and its 2 weeks really will have tons of parties - so you'll need a car or UBER it- which I think they are recommending because of lack of parking in some venues. Slammers is a must visit and probably will be hopping during weekend. Its a sex club - think of it as a lite version of Laboratory. The bathhouses - Club Ft. Lauderdale on Broward Blvd and the Clubhouse on Oakland Blvd - must visits- Check their websites to see what is happening - they will have events. Club FTL-- is more modern and huge and relaxing with pool and gym -- parking is avail but then tight afterhours -- and Clubhouse has limited parking and its more old school 70s /80s vibe -bearish, older and bit more relaxed. Check out: [think before following links] https://www.hotspotsmagazine.com/south-florida-edition/ Hotspots Magazine- will have tons of info -get one when you land i Miami or just go thru PDF online. Worthington - is very nice- its 3 hotels in one compound -so it will be very cruisy and 3 pools and if you don't like club/disco music- you're screwed cuz it goes all day i mean all day but the good thing is its near the beach walking distance a couple of minutes and central-so a cab ride or car will get you to any of the venues pretty easily. On Sunrise Blvd -there is STarbucks and Publix supermarket for food which are just over the drawbridge going to Slammers-- and on 13th St. -Pride Factory is a huge Gay store- poppers clothes etc are sold there-- poppers behind the counter so you'll have to ask -also called head cleaner . Miami is very flashy -a little uptight the worst of NYkers but Ft Lauderdale is very relaxed , retireees , laid back but you need a car or cab ride to most places - but you may find al lthe play at Worthington -it is very cruisy and tons of other gay bed & breakfast nearby--- also, locals like to get laid in afternoon - night time -forget it- go out you'll do better but daytime can be fun in my experience. Have fun!

Also, tip-the weekend afternoons are really good times to go at least they used to be-- its an older crowd and can mixed so go with open mind -you'll have a better time- they have lockers for $ 4 deposit which you get back when u return the locker so put your things away -keys, id etc - so you don't lose them if your clothes come off in darkroom toilet or the little porn theater. Don't end up on the pile of IDs sitting at the ticketbooth frontdesk 🙂

No, this is not walk you want to do -its too far! At the 7 station go down to terminal Bus Area and find Q49 -this is the first stop and its usually the first lane - first bus - take that bus and it will be about 20-30 min with traffic- it will go down 89th and turn on Astorial Blvd-the actual bus stop -stop right in front of theater -so easy . Then to return take Q49 at the Burger King - you'll see the stop on 92nd Street. its runs all night.

I stayed at the Link when they opened and thought it was perfectly fine. What could have happened in a couple of years? The rooms were quite spacious and i had to bring my shower shot with me but all and all was okay. yes, a couple of homeless nearby and staying in rooms but i like a little sketchy but the reviews on Tripadvisor have not been kind. It was a great location of Fed Highway- and House of Pancakes next door -easy parking access - perfect spot but i'm a little surprised.

How is Slammers-- let me know ? I miss that place and the little darkroom by entrance.....

Well , the website went down exactly at 2pm and then went back up 30 min but the Main hotel was already booked in less than 10 min - i can't even believe that but the reservations said try back in case of cancellations. Crazy! I booked a room in the Yotel across - so we'll see if that's any good. Big cheers to whoever made it through but it must be some low down Secret society that booked all that so fast or it was carried over from 2021. Let the Hunger games begin! and I mean hunger- no sex in 2020 and probably for most of this year. i hope this vaccine or whatever it is works.

332 I was surprised there were things i have n't done but still young when the pandemic is over - i hope?

When i was there it was where the gloryhole ramp /booths were-- it was on the right side-- they look like cabins but they are actually those booths you climb it and post your butt out the hole or bent over with body in it.

I'll be going to Pig Week first time this year. 12/4 -12/9 - staying in cheap Link Motel-- not sure if its good for pump n dump during day. I know the FTL men like daytime dumps. I'll be at Slammers everynight hoping to get hole wrecked with cum n piss in little back room. Porn stache, n harness!

Has anyone been to the PIGHAUS parties? i think they are in Bushwick brooklyn-- just saw something on instagram ?

I'm back from my trip to Berlin. Returning to Lab.oratory was a great idea. The entrance is in same left position of the Berghain club but the door moved i noticed. Tip 1. Get their early!!!! they open on Fridays 10-12 - get there at least 9:30 -there was already 100 guys on line by the time I showed up at 9:45 and another 100 behind me. The fee is 10Euro now. I know the door guy had some bad rep but i found the experience just fine. They give you a wrist wrap for the night for buying bar drinks. and give you a bag for clothing. At end of night you collect your bag -dress and go pay your tab. Bring receipt to the doorman and then go. The place is as big as i remember if not bigger now. I noticed a dance club back deep in the club with stairwells going up to the rail promenade that overlooks the dance floor- i didn't remember this at all. The dark room is still same, the barn rooms with slings by the right of the bar still there. the gloryholes in back - new addition -they had those Czech booths-where you climb in and hoist your legs in straps and your butt is open to all but you and they can't see you. Of course the fail in this is that all the guys just went around to the entrance to see who it was in this booth. I only saw it used twice but definitely was fun. All most of action was in darkroom early-- i got plowed early and alot. but as night went on action was everywhere but realize alot of lurkers and guys just hanging socially in the bar. Their were guys in the bathroom sitting next to urinal waiting for piss etc- i never saw one used but they found their spot and stuck to it. Also, there is equipment to douche but i can't see putting that hose up my hole in that place but its there-someone needs to tell me if they used it ever??? I went early thank god-got fucked and then i left at 12 which was early but myhotel was on other side 45 min away by train and i just didn't want to be stuck and i was fucked out-i knew for me it was time. Well-the line waiting for men to get in had to be 300 guys it went out to the parkling lot area-i was shocked so trust me go early-so you get in and fuck and not waste time waiting on line to get in. BULL bar in Schoneberg gay area- is the dicy dive bar that any pig will love-- the bar (with coatcheck to underwear) is like a Las Vegas bar from 60s but then the backroom is practically blackout -on entry is a sling and then two more sllings in middle of room -the room is 17 x 17 with seating along the walls-not much and then then the toilets-guys in slings claim their spot and don't move. and guys just bend over and get bred. I walked in Friday night and in 5 min i was getting plowed by unseen men. It was quiet on Saturday but still got 2 loads -its a mix of men but it a sleazy place-its not a hi how you doing at all-its just quiet silent cocksucking and fucking. A must for all to visit at least once. Boiler sauna- i went on Monday afternoon-it was more senior aarp than Sundays. it was quiet and still the loveliest bathhouse but i didnt' get much action. So go on Sundays when its popular. Mutchmann's hosted the monthly Coffee and Cream party-its a poz party on 1st Sundays of month. Starts at 5pm no line just a few guys 9 euro check your clothes wear what you want and then play. i had no idea what this would be like it wasn't alot of people -mind you LAB has a Sundaytheme and bathhouse is quiet popular so other distractions but boy i'm glad i went early when they opened- i went downstairs to the bed platform and in 10 min i was bred by a bull of a German man 2 loads and then the crowd started filling up- i took some good loads and this time the early bird got the worm was true. The crowd was sexy mix of young, mature, bears, otters etc-it was not a big crowd but just right number. i stayed over an hour when i sensed the loads were done and there was no line or guys coming in so quiet party but well worth it if you're in Berlin at that time. I took about 17 loads during my weekend and the city is lovely. I don't know if i'll return -i think the city is built for youth to run free and i want to explore other places but if you haven't gone or have low libido -go to Berlin-it will be a good cure!

guys, I'm returning to Berlin next month so will update it all - last year was a bust with the airport strike so i missed alot of what i wanted to do so next month will be there 4 days and will try to hit as much as physically possible- Lab on Friday/ Sat ??? - Sunday- i think there is a coffee and cream but i can't be sure just yet and Boiler bathhouse and of course BULL so hopefully will be much more pleasant. I'll take notes and bring it all up to date with older and wiser eyes!

I'll be in Ft Lauderdale next week. Find me at Slammers in little dark room taking loads Wed/Thur/Frid nights - looking for recharge. and planning to go to Reserection at Club Ft Lauderdale and see how it is..... will have room and blindfolded prior for some lube before event.. max

See you in 4 days-- I don't know how i'm going to compete with 99 parties on BBRT and one certain porn star who will be monopolizing most of weekend. I wish the days of the old MAL at the Washington square plaza when it was so much lighter and much more fun! If you see a troll with a can and cup outside the door, thats'' me -throw me a bone! Safe travels to all!

Finally was able to score a room during MAL -so will be hosting open door Thurs evening, Friday afternoon/ late nights and weekend-- Cumdump on Scruff and will post room# on bbrt etc.-- trolls, gifters, daddies, granddaddies, cum breed and knock me up--w ill be blindfolded spreadeagled in dark room. easy breezy ....

Heading to Toronto tomorrow- will be taking loads at Steamworks on Thurs and Friday nights-- look for me on fuk horse or spreadeagled in room blindfolded taking all loads- looking for cunt wreckers to breed and knock me up - will be there around 11pm each night -- Sat. as well-will post on BBRT.

Safe travels to all. See you in few days.

I'll be at Rawhide in afternoons bentover in the back naked -hole for breeding and cunt wrecking ... then nights at Phoenix upstairs taking loads n piss -bentover near doctor's bench or in sling if i can slip in-- between the sling hogs! LOL

i'm going this year-- I didn't make it last year so i'm primed to return. The only parties i know are the Speciall XXL party at Phoenix in afternoon and I think Lords of Leatther is hosting something there as well but not sure what date- check Phoenix website.

Slammers: The trip to FTL was great- the sex Club Slammers – I have been going for several years to the sexclub everytime I visit and did notice this year’s 4th weekend-crowd wasn’t as thick or as crazy as I have seen in past years –not sure what that’s about. They have a little darkroom size of a rectangle closet with a massage table against one wall with entry via leather flaps on each end so tops can enter one end fuck their way to the other exit –the table can fit 3 bottoms bentover comfortably maybe 4 or 5 at its height so it can be pretty intense because not only are the bottoms bentover-pitch black – but also guys come in to stand in corner ,watch , makeout or basically try to one up the bottoms if they can’t get a “slot” on the table. It was never crazy as I have seen in past. Wed/Thur night was pretty quiet and Friday Sat much more busier but Friday night- (this is the Rant)-a sloth of a person -300 pound just sat on one end basically ruined the night –it not like he was doing anything or offering anything and well he was so inconsiderate- I wanted to call him out but I din’t want to be that guy but it was so obvious he ruined that night. You know I thought he’s new or shy he would get up and rotate no 3 hours straight he sat there everytime I came in to see if it opend up –he was there- at one point he just lied down on the table – I had enough I called him out and told him –you can’t just fucking bogart the table – he left shortly after and then the bttms came back once it was clear and some fucking could proceed but it was late by then…. I saw the sloth later –young big guy I thought oh okay I almost felt bad but then no he knew exactly what he was doing – ass—you know there other ways big boys can get off- and lord knows many of them use that room to fuck or bent over –I’ve witnessed –I’ve gotten fucked by some pretty enormous guys that would never do it anywhere else so he had no excuse for being inconsiderate—one thing I hate also is that bttms to don’t rotate ,switch out, -they hog and try to take as much real estate thinking “yea that’s going to get me more loads” – really? Protocol-if not happening –switch out roam, come back – I did that a few times and you know what- cocks miracously appeared and I probably got fucked more than anyone I was sidled up against in that room. Keep it moving, keep it light, and be a buddy! Two incidents at the club—two separate guys took a shit in the main room where the round leather bed is where the bttms 7 in total can bend over and take dick- I didn’t see it but smelled the evidence and clean up after—I was wondering why things were a bit funny in the air that Friday evening- yikes- spills happen but really whew-thank god I wasn’t in that room when it happened. I wish the energy was better- Sunday was kinda slow as well but maybe it was guys were out for the holiday. I took about 12-15 loads at the place over the long weekend but it should have been more if circumstances were different but its still one of the best sex clubs in Southeast –safe, large and just the right atmosphere—they did add a new sling in the main club area but was slighty used while I was there that I saw. The gloryhole area in the back area still popular—and the cumdumps were in full force-it was a Hunger games affair everytime I went –really tough and cumdumps were “pornish star” types, regular joes, big big guys but it was all out battle. They don’t play in FTL. Club Fort Lauderdale: This is one of the nicest , relaxing saunas I’ve have been too- clean, staff was friendly- they have poppers for sale, Gatorade, treats, coffee, tea, -dildos- -- a great gym , huge pool and sunning area,. The rooms are huge even the basic and the 3 VIP rooms (slings-fuckhorse--- room 318 –that was the best location-the other VIP 402 –was back in corner –a bit away from main traffic) –they have a very popular gloryhole booths area- 4 of them attached that can be like musical chairs. –next to it is the video room with a Sling in a corner –dark but not pitch black-it was more hidden –it would probably be more popular. The guys are mixed –handsome for most part, older, mixed – but it did seem like it was like an endless round of guys circling circling circling thru the club. The Sauna area is very nice and popular—side rant” what is it with sex in sauna-its so hot I could barely sit there but to have oral or fuck in there- whew- I don’t get it but its very popular…. – The club added a Whiteboard where you can post - Bttm looking—cumdump room XXX – whatever you’re looking for-that’s pretty fun and straight to the point. This weekend was their Blackout night on 1st Sat of Month- from10pm to late—I never been –so what they do is cordon off the gloryhole area and vide room and open 3 Cabins (cabins doors stayed open no lights but guys can use the beds etc) -this section is sealed off so there is only one way in one way out—naked only—no towels etc-they have a guy to take your towel—good rules right? Guys come from all over the sauna is packed etc-what could go wrong? It was shit show to say the least –imagine a rats nest of guys naked, sweaty, lube, ass grease all over-by 20 min in guys were at stank level and asses were beginning to well you know--- maybe Ive seen it all but this area is not completely black out—its dim lighting – I would have made it darker- in the video room well –the hunger games FTL EDITION –the cumdumps immediately took their position along the sitting bench so leaning against wall with knees on bench ass out- some guys-one particular- was in rubber mask –hot bod, hot ass but the mask was WWE like –I took slot next to him but my mistake – I moved to just stretch and position better and one bttm climb in my spot and took it not even 2 secs- I mean so fucking rude- I just walked away – I couldn’t this was not as important to me as it apparently was for him. Guys were fucking in like the first 15 min of party time and then as I was making it through mounds of flesh-now mind you –guys are grabbing your junk every every step its I guess part of it –but I don’t like my junk getting pulled pulled and with grease, lube etc-it was too much – the darkrooms were pitch black –If you didn’t get in u didn’t in and guys just kinda stayed in hallway. The gloryhole booths were taken and locked- why? I mean really-I didn’t get it but there were no musical chairs happening- it was a bit much to be honest I didn’t love it—I did see why its popular but it was like putting a bucket full of bottoms in a pit and then throw in 3 tops and watch out. Just everyone was just pulling poking without regard—the bottoms in the video room were just there no fucking it’s like the excitement kind of got everyone and then it was just 10 guys bent over –what do you with that. I smartly realized not my scene and not gonna waste my time—I left to Slammers and I walk in crowded- the darkroom was slightly busy but no fucking – I went it sidled up to some man and immediately got loaded in less than 5 min –now that’s what I’m talking about! Thankfully I’ve been around I know when to leave a party and go start a new one! If you haven’t been –go it’s definitely a must do if you visit when they are having it just to experience it I would go back but bring your Viagra-you need to have that cock on point!

thanks, i 'll et u k now-- last time i went it was a hurricane so everywhere was empty so i'm hoping for a better experience- i have a 34 gangbang set up at my motel for a afternoon pump n dump but i'm a little overwhelmed by response but i know only a few will actually show and hope the hotel won't be an issue-- but we'll see.... CumUnion is also next weekend so may go but i'm not fan of sun afternoon sex when i could be at beach but we'll see if hole overrides beach day!

Coming down for breeding -will be at Slammers nightly in darkroom taking all loads-- 6.28 to 7/3 and planning to go to Blackout party at Club FTL- will be in room blindfolded taking loads and roaming around-hope its fun--never been. And, hosting blindfolded pump n dumps in afternoons at my motel-- 1055 N. Federal Highway -Link will post on BBRT. last trip was during hurricane in October so was pretty empty so hope to make up for some lost fun!!! max