Dirtysouth

Yeah, I basically post exactly who and what I am, fat hairy str8ish guy, short, maybe more stocky then fat as I play sports, but I tell guys I want my ass chewed on, my balls sucked and I'd be up for choke fucking a bottom and dropping a load down their throat and if I can make a guy happy by pissing on him, then so be it. Spit too, basically anything kinky. I do get the usual spam responses and then a whole host of skinny guys I am suprised would wanna fuck a chubster like me and wonder if they've even read the post. And then after a few emails and pics, nothing.

What I'm doing is lining up public meets at a local gay bar. Figure at least then I can get some either way. Did find a Glory Hole guy, seemed super serious.

Why are so many craigslisters flakes? I've had better luck with BBRTS. Question is, what do they get out of being flakes? Anyone ever had a positive CL hookup?

Working a double today tending bar, but afterwards I plan on heading down to the FQ and one of the more notorious cruisy bars and just grab a few beers and check out the action. From what I've read on here, it can be hit or miss for all of you, but more often than not something happens. So wish this straight guy luck, I've got a nice load brewing and after a double my cock and balls will be nice and musty. I'll report back when I get back in!

I'm a NOLA top, I'd suggest going to The Phoenix and just bending over and see what happens. I may cruise by there tonight.

gaysleaze.net, but this is the best site I have seen.

Maybe I should identify as bi, but again, only had one gay experience. I see sexuality as fluid. For me it is the promise of physicality, something I can't get from most women.

I don't agree really. I've always dated women, fallen in love with women, etc... but I can't get the kind of sex I want out of women, i.e. NSA, dirty backroom cum gobbling piss sex. Hence my reason for cruising.

As a top though, I guess I'm nervous. What if an ANON isn't really an ANON, more of a setup or something?

I've only done one random gay hookup. How do you guys calm your nerves when you go out to fuck randoms? I have one guy who wants me to come by and use his glory hole. And I have some guy in the Quarter who wants to drink my piss. And I've got the room # of an Anon Pump n Dump for tomorrow after 5pm. But somehow I think if I just went down to one of the bars during Southern Decadence and braved the rain, I'd just drink a few beers, get comfy, and get in on the action. Does practice make perfect? And to be honest a part of me is afraid of running into a random person I know. I don't judge, but I worry about the privacy. Is that bad and hypocritical?

Just chatted with a guy from CL, has a GH at his house, wants me to come over and use it, total ANON. Saving a big load for him. Guess I should go. Nervous. But once he wraps his lips around my cock, I'ma fall in love... until I shoot. Then I'm out!

Yeah, I guess as a straight guy, I am so used to having to primp and preen for chicks, having to do all the work. Years ago I was with some friends at a gay bar and I got my cock stroked under a table. No chicks do that, excited me, just the pure physicality of it, you know? Like, as a guy, I want to fuck, I want a nice wet warm hole to stick my dick in, I want to come, I want to sweat, I want to pump away. Fuck, I may head down to the bar now, though maybe it is too early. Who knows.

I hope so, I'm not some pretty twink, just a real guy, hairy, nice nuts, normal cock, athletic but on the bigger side (I enjoy my food and beer). But a dude, so I've got that going for me!

It is rainy as shit here in New Orleans. I got off work early, and back in town from a biz trip faster than I expected. Been checking craigslist and bbrts but I'm thinking of just heading down to The Phoenix, where upstairs there is a notorious dark bar area where lord knows what goes on in the nooks and crannies. Like I've said before, I'm a straight-identified guy who is basically so fucking horny with a decent sized cock and lost of dirty thoughts that don't go over well with the ladies I've known. I don't imagine guys will care eh? I've only had my dick sucked once by a guy, but it was great, the way I KNEW he wanted to do it, the way I KNEW he enjoyed swallowing my big salty load, the way he didn't mind my balls and ass being musky from a bike ride and long walk, the way he just ate me up and loved it. Make sense? So the question is, do I brave the rain, head on down to the FQ, and just check out the scene until something "pops up?" What can I expect. I'm no prize, just a dude, avg. height, avg. cock, heavy but athletic, hairy with a beard and big fat balls.

Lemme know if anyone wants to be my guide to a party or bar? Like I've written on here before: "I'm a straight-identified guy, always been with women, but am tired of how women don't want to fuck like guys seem to want to fuck. My gay friends go out, fuck guys, piss on guys, love rough sex, and then never have any expectation of calling anyone back or letting emotions get involved due to pre-conceived cultural influences. Me, I got jealous, found ya'll through Rawtop's blog, and have been lurking ever since. I was through London for a few days on biz and vacation, googled London cumdump, and found an ad from a poz cum swallowing, piss drinking bottom slut up for anything. So I rang him up, showed up to an open door and low lights, told him I was new to this, I was obviously nervous, had been walking all over London all day so my balls and ass had marinated in sweat, offered to wash up for him, but the second he unzipped and deep throated my cock to get at my 2 week load, a load I had been jerking day in and day out, but not cumming (though I'd been tasting the precum), I laid on the bed, he licked my balls, wish he had rimmed me more, I like a tongue deep up my ass, like they're trying to suck out my insides, deep like that, he just kinda teased it, anyway, I sucked his cock (new to that as well, but I've got a weak gag reflex so I knew I could deep throat, I liked it), got him on his knees, and blew a huge load, felt like 5 big squirts. As it was my first time I ended it there, though I wanted to fuck him and piss on him and be rough, I figure why go for a homerun on the first go-round. I was worried I'd feel guilty, or confused, but the truth is I'm a dude, who loves sex. Ever since high school when I'd jerk off with 2 fingers buried in my shithole and taste my own young cum, I've known I'm a perv. Always dated girls, I love how smooth and small they can be, how sexy they can be, how they smell, and 50% of the time how they fuck. I've had some doozies who suck ass and take it in the shitter, but more often than not I have to spend months dating them to get this type of action. So now, after getting sucked off by a very nice, accommodating man who seemed to love swallowing my load for the sake of tasting sperm, and not for love or emotion, I'm afraid I may be hooked." So who wants to show me a good time in NOLA? We can hang out, drink beers, go find asses to fuck and cocks to play with.

Just got into town from biz trip. Looking to drop a load or ten. Anyone know of some good ANON cumdumps going on?

Thanks THICK.... I do know it FEELS like it is a big load. I jerk off 3-5 times each and every day. If I am laying down I'll come on my stomach and just rub it in. I just LOVE coming, but I notice the first cum is larger in quantity, so at the very least, if I hold off for the next few days I'll shoot a nice load either way. To answer CUMGEEK... he thanked me. Said I had a nice big load and a nice cock. Not big, just average. If I wasn't leaving town this weekend I'd head to a gay bar and get my cock sucked. Have yet to fuck an ass, just women ass, not man ass. Wanna bareback a guy who just wants cock so bad.

As I wrote before, my first ever gay load that I blew down a guy's mouth, I had jerked my cock for about a week, but didn't let myself cum, just let it all brew in my balls. When he did blow me I unleashed a HUGE load. Something about a big load and someone swallowing it is great to me. As a straight guy who is heading off to visit a nice little girlfriend of his for the weekend, I'm doing the same thing. Jerking but not cumming. Best part is of course, gay guys WANT me to drop a big fat slimy load in their mouths, girls usually don't, but either way, I LIKE dropping a big load, and what I've taken from this forum, if nothing else is... as a TOP, I should do what I want. I'm super excited to see her gag on it!

I need a bottom to guide me in the art of fucking ass.

Ever get bored? I haven't bred male ass yet, and when I've fucked chicks in the ass I last maybe 30 seconds. But just fucking pussy and going for a looong while, I feel like the chicks get bored. Would love a guy to let me pound his shitter, cum, and then stay in, and keep fucking. I guess I am lucky in that once I come, I stay hard, slow down for like 30 seconds, then start fucking again, push past the sensitivity, and cum again, which is fun and I've always gotten compliments from the women I've fucked, like they seem shocked that a guy will fuck them, cum, kiss and hold them, breath hard and whisper in their ears, kiss the back of their neck, and then, start pumping away again. Feels good! Guess bottoms would like that.

Of course my issue with being able to piss is I get so fucking worked up about the idea that I'm rock hard and want to plug a hole, drop a load, and then when I'm done I'm just too lazy to piss, but maybe you can fix that.

Does this mean Portaurinal won't be drinking anymore piss?

I want to get my shitter chewed, I mean really slobbered on, while also getting my cock deep throated.

Anyone got a list of fave bathouses?