jamie6369
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It's finally happened - I've got crabs. Here's what happened:
Well, I met a guy on Feb 1st who said he had crabs. When we met, they were in a bit of folded up kitchen roll - I clearly saw them moving around. We left and I quickly chucked them in my pubes.
After that nothing - a couple of "husks" fell out of my boxers, but nothing.
I knew it could take 2-3 weeks before I felt itchy
After a month, I assumed he'd sold (yea I paid £20!) me headlice or something, or at best they were all male and just died of natural causes!
This last week I've been waking up with itchy pubes.
It's been 7 weeks - I didn't think it could be crabs.
Watching a film Tuesday night (Odd Turner I think it was called) lying on my bed, I felt itchy again.
I got a nit comb, and pulled it through a couple of times. In the comb was a pube, complete with little crab holding on.I find it hard to see them (eyes are getting old!) so today I took some photos and viewed them on the PC - there's loads of them (I guess to be expected after 7 weeks!)
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You could go into business selling the eggs. I would pay for an express shipmENT
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@scarnick - I wish I could work out a way of posting/shipping them. I think the eggs probably need the warmth of the human body to stay viable. (although I can't find any information on this searching the web)
I have found that the crabs themselves "might" be able to survive up to 24 hours off the human body. (The ones I got had been off the donor about 3-4 hours without any problems) . This would make it possible to post them to others here in the UK - I could literally post them at the last minute (6:45pm) from the main Royal Mail Post Office in town, and they would hopefully arrive the next day (usually 10am-2pm)
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