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Hairypiglet

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  1. It only took me a couple weeks to gain messaging privileges. You just have to be active and follow the rules.
  2. You can shrink your dick with cages and Adderall.
  3. 100% agree A4A is full of scams and flakes and Recon is just not widely used enough in the states.
  4. Only push it out if the top is going to eat it and feed it to me. Never let a load go to waste.
  5. Sometimes I spend hours in the bath and I just drink wine and my own piss. It's wonderful. Some guys taste absolutely disgusting, so I'm not always happy to just drink from any tap.
  6. Growing up through the AIDs epidemic I never thought that I would, but all those dirty old men chatting with me on AOL knew what I wanted before I did.
  7. I had my first cigarette when I was eleven. Smoked for twenty years. When I quit I found that smoking had actually kept me from smelling the world and the fact is I wish that I had no olfactory senses at all. Now simple smells make me absolutely nauseous. I cannot walk through a department store. I cannot handle men in cologne. I absolutely cannot handle smoke of any kind. I smell everything and yet want to smell absolutely nothing. The only scent I enjoy is the cool ocean breeze blowing eucalyptus and oranges through the warm valley of my childhood.
  8. I dated a guy like this. It was fun for a minute... until we got into a fist fight in an alley. He was mad at me for drinking what he considered to be too much with my friends at our friend's funeral, which was held at a queer bar. On the way home he was yelling at me and slapping me around until I finally told him he was a piece of shit, which set him off. He tried to hold me by the throat against a brick wall, so I bloodied him up a bit. Then I went back to a different bar, where a few of us were planning to gather after the funeral, with bruises all over from our regular play. They could see fresh marks on my kneck. My friend who ran the door began refusing him entry.
  9. I don't believe anyone "fed" them. We blasted them to stone with the light of the sun.
  10. You're completely ignorant if you think that utopia is free without taxes and attainable without war and conflict. That's why utopia is a metaphorical dream. It can't exist. You claim to be trying to create one with your company, but you sound like complete bullshit. Free homes and cars and employees inherit everything, but only if you can continue to outsource through the US? Seriously? The US is a 3rd world country. We are all struggling and poor. We can't afford homes because foreign investors are outbidding us driving up prices. 15% live in poverty, 2/3 are below median, 3/4 are underpaid... And you just pulled out because you didn't want to pay your taxes. BRAVO! YOU'RE A WONDERFUL BUSINESSPERSON. ABSOLUTELY GREAT. THE GREATEST. TRUMP WOULD APPROVE. Now go fuck yourself.
  11. Your brand of hubris of narcissism is exactly why we're all completely fucked. And this thread is exactly why I think politics should bebanned from this forum. Total boner killer that just made me loathe people I was happily following before. I'm sorry, but you really should not be commenting on political posts because you sound like some backwater West Virginia white trash with a bullshit Republikkkan outlook spoonfed to you by the corrupt politicians of your small mountain constituency of roadkill epicureans. You want to complain about oil production? Go fuck yourself. We, as in all people on Earth, are drowning ourselves in oil dependency. Still. After decades of experts telling us to curb usage we instead have continued to increase it. And now those of us who are sensible are literally screaming for change while the idiots whom you obviously believe and support are trying to tell us the increase in deadly hail is just a bit of rain, the increase in wildfires is just a bit unfortunate, the decades-long drought will eventually end, and the completely inclimate, unusual weather spurning snow and freezing months later than ever recorded and tornadoes on a regular basis in areas where they never previously touched down. Petroleum refinery is directly impacting this by the production of plastics polluting the entire world and oils fucking up our entire ecosystems.... 3/4 of recyclable plastics are turned into nonrecyclable materials. That's a bandaid on a severed artery. You might slow the bleed, but you're still dying. But please, continue complaining about how the cost is too great to your business and you've closed shop in the U.S. Absolutely get the fuck out thank you very much. Your brand of hubris and narcissism is exactly why we're all completely fucked.
  12. My parents were very sexual. Mom cheated on dad with the neighbor and they all divorced when I was 4. Can't say I remember seeing anything, but I must have because in preschool, I had a girlfriend. It wasn't just me. It was me and another boy. We each had a girlfriend. We were all friends. Used to sneak away and kiss under the playset. But I still remember kissing her and thinking about him next to me. The four of us would romp around, but it was the 80's. We had been conditioned to be heteronormative even though I knew I wanted him. A year later I had a "girlfriend" in kindergarten, but I never kissed her. She was just like my best friend and adults joked we were boyfriend and girlfriend. In 2nd grade, my best friend was John Higgins. Gorgeous firey red hair and an amazing bubble ass. I would sprint to get behind him in line after recess and bump my crotch into his ass then apologize that I was pushed. When AOL came into play I was literally a child preying on men, hunting, and begging to be kidnapped and raped. The news made it all sound so normal and easy. Trying to teach us to fear predators, but I wanted them. I wanted to find one who would do to me all the things the news was trying to condition me to fear. It never happened. It's apparently not as common as everyone tries to say it is. I would gladly have volunteered to be kidnapped and kept by a 40yo pedophile and I had a bubble butt and long feminine platinum blonde hair and blue eyes, so would think men would have fought over pounding my ass like I was Marilyn Monroe or James Dean, but I wasn't ever that lucky.
  13. Best way to know for sure is to have your doc order a viral load test. Antigen test won't provide a result if you haven't fully converted. For some people, like me, this can take a couple months.
  14. Considering the simple fact I was a 10yo preying on pedos on AOL I'd have to say that as I've grown older I've actually become slightly more selective. Not by much. I like all shapes, sizes, and ages. When I was younger I was just begging to be used. Now that I've been used, abused, raped, and paid for it I'm no longer begging for the experience.
  15. Never did porn, but probably had more sex than a TIM gangbang bottom back when I was a twinky prostitute. Have no idea how many, but sometimes as many as 5 a night. And sometimes a gangbang just for fun, no charge. I make 21/hr in retail now and let me tell you, if I was still a 170lb sunbathed blond twink I would still be selling my ass for the amount of money it brought in. Fuck, work less than 10hrs a week and make enough to buy coke and weed for everyone to party every night.
  16. This is by far the best story on BZ. I think you're damn sexy too.
  17. Your writing is about as bad as it gets. I'm laughing. I'm crying. I'm laughing through crying. I hate you. I need more.
  18. When I lived in central California I went without sex for extended periods of time. I love sex and have definitely been a huge slut amd even an actual prostitute. But when you've worked all week the last thing you want is to drive for two hours to a hotel to douche for an hour and go through all that bullshit. I've literally had better sex and an easier time getting it by getting the cheapest motel on the edge of town and just letting anyone nearby plow my ass at their leisure. Great way to spend a Saturday night after a long week.
  19. I'm fully vaxxed and healthy, but I'm off the market with how COVID is. I work directly with the public in a high risk environment and I've already had COVID once. I am extremely careful and not interested in reinfection or spreading further infections. I'm in a weird place now psychologically. I feel like having a sex life must either be a 200mph death race or final days in a convent.
  20. Anyone who hides behind a faceless profile is a ball-less piece of shit no better than a loose cunt it doesn't matter if they claim to be a top or a bottom. A pussy is always nothing more than a pussy.
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